Women teaching their children to be trashy narcissistic whores at young ages

[TVC15]

. . . blowjob lesson trend to follow?

http://www.phillymag.com/articles/pretty_babies/page1

After sweating through the kid’s eyebrow wax, Engle, today an aesthetician at the Adolf Biecker Salon/Spa outposts in the Rittenhouse Hotel and Strafford — and, it should be noted, one of the most sought-after eyebrow specialists in the region — was directed to give her pint-size client a … bikini wax.

Engle was, predictably, extremely uncomfortable with the idea. But she sent the girl next door to the spa to have it done anyway. “It was clear that this girl was getting a bikini wax no matter what,” she says. “Better for her that we did it, instead of her mother dragging her off somewhere else to get it done.”

Engle is sharing this tale with me one afternoon over my own eyebrow session, after I’ve remarked on another young girl — no more than 10 or 11 years old — ­sitting nearby, thumbing through a magazine and obviously waiting for some sort of spa service. As Engle talks, my head floods with images of breaking this poor young munchkin out of the clutches of her surely nipped-and-tucked mother, to let her grow old and hairy under my prudish wing. “But … there’s nothing there, right?” I ask Engle. “I mean, at eight? Am I forgetting something?”

“Nope,” she says. “There’s not. Doesn’t matter. That’s when the mothers are starting them these days.”

I’ve actually been joking that I’m going to write a book called Where Has All the Pubic Hair Gone?” Janice Hillman, a doctor in the Penn Health System at Radnor who specializes in adolescent medicine, tells me. “It’s such a rarity to find it these days in 10- and 12-year-old girls, and older girls. I need to check for it at that age — it’s an indicator of puberty and development, how much there is, where it’s growing. And now, I need to ask girls, if it’s not there, ‘Do you wax? Do you shave?’ Because so many of them do.”

Engle’s anecdote might be one of the scariest, but it’s not her only one. She’s seen a pair of sisters — one nine, the other 10 — brought in for microdermabrasion. (Note: Microdermabrasion sloughs off dead cells to reveal glowing “younger” skin beneath. Which is awesome if you’re, say, 45.) And at Adolf Biecker, it’s normal to see 12-year-olds coming in for their first eyebrow jobs.

At Bernard’s Salon & Day Spa in Cherry Hill, it wasn’t enough to simply suggest to moms that it’s not the best idea to apply harsh chemicals to the scalps and hair of their six-year-olds just to make their hair “more blond.” “We’ve flat-out told mothers that highlighting such a young girl’s hair is a bad idea, and something we’d rather not do,” says Carla Ciociola-Toppi, the spa’s marketing director. “But so many mothers push anyway that now we have them sign a waiver.” The waiver basically states that the spa prefers not to perform various services on children, that the mom understands this, and that she decrees it happen anyway. “It’s so weird,” says Ciociola-­Toppi. “It’s like they’re stage moms."

The world has changed since my ’tweendom. Look at the media, and its obsession with fame, beauty, youth, celebrities, debutantes, celebutantes. It’s in our faces all the time. It’s in our kids’ faces, too. “It’s like this keeping-up-with-the-Joneses thing has stretched to our kids,” says Dasha Klein, a Main Line mom of an 11-year-old girl at Baldwin. She knows multiple teenagers who’ve gotten boob jobs for Sweet Sixteen presents, and a 20-year-old who gets Botox. “Except they’re trying to keep up with Hollywood — and Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus and whoever else they’re looking at. Well, guess what? You’re in Philadelphia. And you’re a kid. You’re not Angelina Jolie.”

So basically, this gross trend is the fault of 1) mothers, the inferior half of the parenting coupling 2) the media's obsession with whores 3) the tendency of women to be superficial, and 4) Muse.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'm so glad I work in low income schools, our little girls are little girls.

[Rman]

Ugh. 

[tiesto]

Disgusting, ESPECIALLY the fact the mothers are wanting to get their girls crotches completely shaved...

...there's nothing like diving into a nice natural pelt...

[FatalT]

I fail to see the problem here.

[Phoenix Dark]

Shaved pussy=

[TVC15]

This comment from MeFi really drives home another reason this is terrible:

Ugh, as a resident of the Upper east side in Manhattan, who is currently half way through my pregnancy, I am terrified of having a girl and having these mothers be the mothers of her peers.

Even if you're a mother/parent with an actual head on your shoulders, this shit will still have an effect on you and your daughter due to the girl's peer group.  These dumbass parents doing this shit aren't being gross and fucking up their own children, they are indirectly having an effect on those that choose to not take part in the nonsense.

[Smooth Groove]

This whole waxing thing for little kids is even more disturbing than the increasing amount of parents that buy implants for daughters who are graduating from HS. 

Shaved pussy=

What's so yucky about that?  It's more yucky when there are stubbles from the hair growing back. 

[rodi]

Shaved pussy=

It's also more hygienic.

[Tauntaun]

This whole waxing thing for little kids is even more disturbing than the increasing amount of parents that buy implants for daughters who are graduating from HS. 

Shaved pussy=

What's so yucky about that?  It's more yucky when there are stubbles from the hair growing back. 

more like painful.    Fluff or buffed, that's what I say.

[Trent Dole]

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[recursivelyenumerable]

It's called bourgeois decadence under late capitalism, and the misogynistic angle is pretty tired even in jest

[TVC15]

It's not even an angle.  The women are misogynistic to themselves.  I just added in the words "trashy" and "whores" because the rag was too polite to say what they were thinking.

[Smooth Groove]

Tale of caution:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23807734/

High school senior dies after undergoing cosmetic breast surgery

[Himu]

jesus christ.

[TVC15]

My eyes really are saucers, Hiumumu.  You should come and take care of my masculine needs while my f-number is sufficiently low.

[Joe Molotov]

SMH Wimmen

[Himu]

how is this muse's fault? 

[TVC15]

HIMU DESU BAKA LONG TIME

[Himu]

My eyes really are saucers, Hiumumu.  You should come and take care of my masculine needs while my f-number is sufficiently low.

TVC HORNY? HORNY LONG TIME? BOOM BOOM OR SUCKY SUCKY?

[xnikki118x]

Nothing says you don't love your little girl for who she is like giving her the gift of cosmetic surgery. smh

[Mandark]

It's called bourgeois decadence under late capitalism, and the misogynistic angle is pretty tired even in jest

After the revolution, there will be great socialist murals glorifying the stout, unshaven pudenda of the proletariat!

[Candyflip]

I hate white people.

[xnikki118x]

Nothing says you don't love your little girl for who she is like giving her the gift of cosmetic surgery. smh

I dunno, inverted areola's are gross. I'd rather the mother do a smart thing and fix that shit. If you're doing that, might as well make the fun bags a little bigger.

Yeah, that makes sense. I don't think there's anything wrong with corrective cosmetic surgery, like if a kid has a really really fucked-up nose or very uneven breasts or something. [My friend had one breast reduced and one augmented so they were the same size. I think one was a B and one was a D, and now they're both C cups.]

I'm more referring to the teenage girls who are a full, even B-cup and getting implants as a Sweet Sixteen present. Or nose jobs just because they want a different nose, not because there's anything wrong with the one they have. Things like that, you know? The needless, purely cosmetic surgeries. Not necessary.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Wouldn't getting implants at barely the age of 16 fuck up the development of the natural tissue?  In any event, that kid's gonna have psyc problems for life for getting body augmentation at such an early age and never being able to reconcile who they are with the body they inhabit.  Its skipping and warping a crucial phase of any persons development.

[xnikki118x]

I think one was a B and one was a D, and now they're both C cups.

Woah, did she hide it at all?

I'm more referring to the teenage girls who are a full, even B-cup and getting implants as a Sweet Sixteen present. Or nose jobs just because they want a different nose, not because there's anything wrong with the one they have. Things like that, you know?

Yeah, I get it and I think doing it for the sake of vanity is awful. However, I am a man and I like nice plump breasts. I'd also like to not make out with a chick thats rockin' an Owen Wilson nose. I know that makes me and awful person, but damn. breasts are awesome.

She had a thing to put in her bra. Her breasts were mostly even all throughout her development, then through high school one kept growing, so they weren't always so uneven.

You may like nice, plump breasts and that's cool, but what about the girl who is extremely petite and a B cup? That might be a good size for her and anything bigger would be weird and abnormal. At any rate, if said girl does want implants, I don't think her parents should be getting those for her.

Wouldn't getting implants at barely the age of 16 fuck up the development of the natural tissue?  In any event, that kid's gonna have psyc problems for life for getting body augmentation at such an early age and never being able to reconcile who they are with the body they inhabit.  Its skipping and warping a crucial phase of any persons development.

iawtp

Also, as a female, I started high school as barely an A cup and went into junior year as a C. Some girls develop later than others, and if you get the implants too early, it'll fuck everything up like you said.

Plus really, I just don't think cosmetic surgery is an appropriate "gift" for a son or a daughter. What kind of message does that honestly send to the kid? They might think their parents are ~awesome~ for paying for whatever, but is it worth potentially harboring feelings of "I wasn't good enough before so they had to fix me" forever? =/

[Mupepe]

boob jobs are gross most of the time no matter what.  they don't feel or look right

[demi]

Nikki hasn't told us whether she waxes or not

Don't be shy

[Mupepe]

don't be a perv, demi

[Mandark]

You're crazy, nikki.

I've always said that if there's one thing teenage girls are lacking, it's self-image issues.  I applaud these parents for letting their daughters know that their bodies are just there for guys, and are so ugly and flawed that they need painful waxings and invasive surgery to correct.

[TVC15]

Exactly, Mandark!  Now please get that fucking asshole bleaching I requested at our last rendezvous.

[Mandark]

See, if my parents had instilled the right values in me before puberty then TVC wouldn't need to bring this to my attention.

[xnikki118x]

Nikki hasn't told us whether she waxes or not

Don't be shy

I'm scared to wax my girl parts! I shave or trim, that's it.

I've had my eyebrows waxed a few times. It's not unbearable, but it hurts enough that I bet it would be absolute hell on sensitive skin.

Besides, I'm not a hairy beast or anything so I don't have many problems.

[CajoleJuice]

Plus really, I just don't think cosmetic surgery is an appropriate "gift" for a son or a daughter. What kind of message does that honestly send to the kid? They might think their parents are ~awesome~ for paying for whatever, but is it worth potentially harboring feelings of "I wasn't good enough before so they had to fix me" forever? =/

My parents have been talking for so long about laser crap surgery to clean up acne scarring.

[recursivelyenumerable]

I spent some time investigating acne scar treatments, and as far as I can tell they rarely do much good.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The upside is that there are now plenty of big tittied, vacuous whores that I can pillage.  Then I can invest in some pharmaceutical stock and get fucking rich from all the anti-depression meds they have to take when they realize that beauty fades and they did absolutely nothing about the brains.  Cha-ching!  I come out on top.

As for the parents, I can see this happening.  Most parents today don't deserve to breed and I see the products of their narcissism every day.  As the "Me" generation continues popping out more children, mothers who never contributed to society but how hot they look are now styling their daughters to be more of the same.  The thing about feminism is that women killed it faster than men ever did.  In fact, men seemed to be willing to compromise their "good ol boy" behavior but women are now seemingly leaving feminism behind, in favor of being a supersexy vixen.  Thank you Sex and the City and Desperate Housewives!

[elektrikluv]

Nikki hasn't told us whether she waxes or not

Don't be shy

I'm scared to wax my girl parts! I shave or trim, that's it.

I've had my eyebrows waxed a few times. It's not unbearable, but it hurts enough that I bet it would be absolute hell on sensitive skin.

Besides, I'm not a hairy beast or anything so I don't have many problems.

Its not bad at all (waxing), well maybe the first time but you get used to it. Legs, underarms don't hurt at all. The girl parts, well yeah but not as much as you'd think. But its worth it, the difference between a wax and a shave is immense and worth the minutes of (not that bad) pain.

I remember I read some survey where they asked women who hadn't waxed how much they thought it'd hurt on a scale of 1 to 10, most said 8/9, after they had it done they said it was more like 2/3.

[Powerslave]

Shaved pussy=

omg what, there's nothing more sexy then a completely smooth pussy



not that you would know

[Mupepe]

trimmed pussy > completely bald pussy

[Powerslave]

you're gay

[Tauntaun]

Nikki hasn't told us whether she waxes or not

Don't be shy

I'm scared to wax my girl parts! I shave or trim, that's it.

I've had my eyebrows waxed a few times. It's not unbearable, but it hurts enough that I bet it would be absolute hell on sensitive skin.

Besides, I'm not a hairy beast or anything so I don't have many problems.

That's not what we need to know.  What we need to know is if Ecro is shaved, trimmed or jungle man? 

[elektrikluv]

trimmed pussy > completely bald pussy

I think trimmed looks better than completely bald, but if you're going down on a girl I'm sure the latter is better.

[Powerslave]

We need some examples itt

[Mupepe]

trimmed pussy > completely bald pussy

I think trimmed looks better than completely bald, but if you're going down on a girl I'm sure the latter is better.

Nah, not even then.  As long as it's very well kept on the sides of the lip or is evenly kept like a mowed lawn, it doesn't pose a problem.

Trimmed > Bald all the way.  And powerslave is a homo