don't you fucking hate...

[Mupepe]

when you order food and ask someone if they want anything, they say no, and then when your food comes "can i have some?"

NO

FUCK YOU

GOD FUCKING DAMN I FUCKING HATE YOU

[Eel O'Brian]

don't respond, just continue eating, don't even look at them

when you are finished, burp long and loud and at the end of the burp ask them if they said something

[Bloodwake]

This is where I usually go " I just fucking offered to buy you something"

And then I show them this:

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[The Fake Shemp]

CrystalGemini does this ALL the time, but she's good about sharing, so I don't mind as much.

[tiesto]

I hate when you're on a date with a girl, she orders the most lavish, expensive, and largest meal on the menu... then takes 2 bites, doesn't eat any more, and doesn't take the rest home in a doggy bag. My ex pulled this shit all the time, it was so obnoxious.

[bud]

you know what i fucking hate? this one time i was eating with some friends and this cunt finishes his food before i do, and then asks me if he can have some of my food. fucking motherfuckerfgsfgtjsdahnkjhsfbg

[AdmiralViscen]

don't respond, just continue eating, don't even look at them

when you are finished, burp long and loud and at the end of the burp ask them if they said something

Also, leave a bit leftover and throw it in the garbage in their presence.

[The Sceneman]

I hate when you're on a date with a girl, she orders the most lavish, expensive, and largest meal on the menu... then takes 2 bites, doesn't eat any more, and doesn't take the rest home in a doggy bag. My ex pulled this shit all the time, it was so obnoxious.

sounds familiar, I hate women

[Powerslave]

None of this ever happened to me. I don't interact with assholes.

[CurseoftheGods]

That's why I lick all my food once it arrives.

[demi]

That's why I lick all my food once it arrives.

I've eaten worse

[Raban]

That's why I lick all my food once it arrives.

I've eaten worse

Nevermind, it's too easy.