Author Topic: Out with Nerdy Cute Girl, in with... well, very good things. (Read 5911 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** April 05, 2008, 12:41:55 PM »

After

-hitting on me way before I even considered hanging out with her
-making out with me on several occasions
-basically jumping me on Wednesday evening

she doesn't want to date me. Wow. What a whore.

That's okay though, because in my hometown lies a ridiculous hot girl who has been talking to me at the local Starbucks, and Sweet Jesus, she's fucking hot as hell. Unbelievably so.

THE AGE OF NERDY CUTE GIRL IS OVER. LONG LIVE STARBUCKS GIRL.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:49:32 PM »

They're called baristas, you asshole!

Himu · « **Reply #2 on:** April 05, 2008, 12:58:45 PM »

Be careful. This chick may put jizz in your frappacino if you anger her.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:01:47 PM »

Quote from: Willco on April 05, 2008, 12:49:32 PM

They're called baristas, you asshole!

I'm gonna barista her asshole

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:06:14 PM »

Wait, what? Didn't I read this thread a week or two ago?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Candyflip on April 05, 2008, 01:06:14 PM

Wait, what? Didn't I read this thread a week or two ago?

We had reconciled. Then she decided to be distinguished mentally-challenged again.

So, fuck her. Moving on to much, much hotter girls.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM »

You got rejected by a chick you didnt even want to date!

tiesto · « **Reply #7 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:35:42 PM »

Does the hot girl from Starbucks have a b/f though? Just build rapport with her, tease her playfully a little bit, then maybe ask for her number or something.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:38:13 PM »

Girls suck.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:42:18 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM

You got rejected by a chick you didnt even want to date!

Uh. I did.

Tiesto, she's hanging out with me tonight. Win in the near future.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 05, 2008, 05:16:34 PM »

Bitches are fickle, tickle your riches. SMH

tiesto · « **Reply #11 on:** April 06, 2008, 01:31:25 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 05, 2008, 01:42:18 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM
You got rejected by a chick you didnt even want to date!

Uh. I did.

Tiesto, she's hanging out with me tonight. Win in the near future.

Now, if only nerdy cute chick can see you with hot chick... you'll have nerdy cute chick in the palm of your hands...

I'm happy, went out with health issues girl, seemed to go pretty well and we got into some nice conversations , she wants me to call her tomorrow and wants to make plans for next week, and she is even interested in going to see FERRY FUCKING CORSTEN with me in 2 weeks!!!

FatalT · « **Reply #12 on:** April 06, 2008, 02:38:11 AM »

Girls are for stupids.

drozmight · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:01:35 AM »

Homo!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #14 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:04:57 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 06, 2008, 01:31:25 AM

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 05, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM
You got rejected by a chick you didnt even want to date!

Uh. I did.

Tiesto, she's hanging out with me tonight. Win in the near future.

Now, if only nerdy cute chick can see you with hot chick... you'll have nerdy cute chick in the palm of your hands...

I'm happy, went out with health issues girl, seemed to go pretty well and we got into some nice conversations , she wants me to call her tomorrow and wants to make plans for next week, and she is even interested in going to see FERRY FUCKING CORSTEN with me in 2 weeks!!!

It's because you took my advice and made fun of her health, right?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15 on:** April 07, 2008, 12:42:27 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 06, 2008, 02:38:11 AM

Girls are stupids.

doop doop

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** April 07, 2008, 09:21:49 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on April 07, 2008, 12:04:57 AM

Quote from: tiesto on April 06, 2008, 01:31:25 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 05, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 05, 2008, 01:23:48 PM
You got rejected by a chick you didnt even want to date!

Uh. I did.

Tiesto, she's hanging out with me tonight. Win in the near future.

Now, if only nerdy cute chick can see you with hot chick... you'll have nerdy cute chick in the palm of your hands...

I'm happy, went out with health issues girl, seemed to go pretty well and we got into some nice conversations , she wants me to call her tomorrow and wants to make plans for next week, and she is even interested in going to see FERRY FUCKING CORSTEN with me in 2 weeks!!!

It's because you took my advice and made fun of her health, right?

No, I didn't do that $:-\$ Just took her out for dinner and acted pretty casually, flirted a bit. Business as usual...

Bloodwake · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:10:43 AM »

UPDATE

Sorry, but I find this totally ironic. Evidently she was just leading me on the entire time. She posted some fucking bullshit Myspace bulletin that contradicted everything we basically talked about whenever I actually formally asked her out.

Women are fucking liars. I'm laughing my ass off right now.

T234 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:19:04 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 14, 2008, 01:10:43 AM

UPDATE

Sorry, but I find this totally ironic. Evidently she was just leading me on the entire time. She posted some fucking bullshit Myspace bulletin that contradicted everything we basically talked about whenever I actually formally asked her out.

Women are fucking liars. I'm laughing my ass off right now.

I woulda bailed out right there.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:40:04 AM »

I totally agree; women are stupid. They don't like me. That's obviously a dysfunction.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2008, 09:52:00 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 14, 2008, 01:24:00 AM

Could you post her myspace or just the bulletin?

Anyway, girls are for fools. If you need somebody to suck you off or to just cuddle with you....dammit. What I'm trying to say is, I want you to know that I'm here for you and will have Tyler pleasure you while me and you talk about how you really feel.

I'll post the highlights. Later, got some work to do.

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2008, 11:00:40 AM »

Damn, that sucks.. gotta watch out for those nerdy girls. Well you gotta watch out with all girls.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:08:06 PM »

I saw her pic, she's nothing special per se but I'd still hit. So why does she feel entitled to play games as if she's some knockout hottie?

T234 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2008, 01:13:46 PM »

The South Kentucky I-75 Corridor is paved with sociopath bitches.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2008, 05:27:06 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 14, 2008, 01:13:46 PM

The South Kentucky I-75 Corridor is paved with sociopath bitches.

This is a QFT like no other.

Seriously, the large amount of conservative Christians and the lack of liquor stores basically breeds a huge population of bitches.

T234 · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2008, 05:40:18 PM »

Liquor Stores

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2008, 05:48:37 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 14, 2008, 05:40:18 PM

Liquor Stores

Atheism and liberalism

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2008, 05:53:50 PM »

Psychosis and Neurosis

My Constant Companions

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2008, 06:01:54 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 14, 2008, 05:53:50 PM

Psychosis and Neurosis

My Constant Companions

Forgetting to shower occasionally

turning in late assignments like really late seriously oh shit

T234 · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2008, 06:23:19 PM »

Mindreaders

I have 6 programs due by the end of next week in PERL oh shieet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** April 14, 2008, 07:21:35 PM »

my picture as your avatar

T234 · « **Reply #31 on:** April 14, 2008, 07:26:10 PM »

Young Carl Weathers

Rolled in with a spiked bat hidden in Amir0x's XXXL socks

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** April 15, 2008, 02:22:40 PM »

Yeah, she's going out with someone else.

What a lying bitch. Seriously. Just using me for my weed and alcohol and my connections to get it.

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** April 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM »

I thought this was an Arrested Development thread. :'(

Bloodwake · « **Reply #34 on:** April 15, 2008, 04:50:10 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM

I thought this was an Arrested Development thread. :'(

No, but it's definitely going to be full of pics here in a few. Venegance is mine.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #35 on:** April 15, 2008, 04:50:37 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM

I thought this was an Arrested Development thread. :'(

Another reason to love Beezy.

FatalT · « **Reply #36 on:** April 15, 2008, 04:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 04:50:10 PM

No, but it's definitely going to be full of pics here in a few. Venegance is mine.

Woohoo!

Beezy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 15, 2008, 05:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 04:50:10 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
I thought this was an Arrested Development thread. :'(

No, but it's definitely going to be full of pics here in a few. Venegance is mine.

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 15, 2008, 04:50:37 PM

Quote from: Beezy on April 15, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
I thought this was an Arrested Development thread. :'(

Another reason to love Beezy.

T234 · « **Reply #38 on:** April 15, 2008, 05:13:28 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 02:22:40 PM

Yeah, she's going out with someone else.

What a lying bitch. Seriously. Just using me for my weed and alcohol and my connections to get it.

I should come down there and tease her with a TRUNKFUL of both.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #39 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:11:39 PM »

Quote from: T234 on April 15, 2008, 05:13:28 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 02:22:40 PM
Yeah, she's going out with someone else.

What a lying bitch. Seriously. Just using me for my weed and alcohol and my connections to get it.
I should come down there and tease her with a TRUNKFUL of both.

Hey Meagan, look at all this weed and alcohol YOU CANT HAVE HAHAHA.

Edit: WHOOPS I USED HER REAL NAME OH NO I FEEL SO BAD lolz

Bloodwake · « **Reply #40 on:** April 15, 2008, 06:15:26 PM »

Pictures (most of them are going to be unflattering)

I'm sorta doing this at work, so I'm going to not get overboard until I get back to my dorm room.

She's pretty drunk here. I wonder who's dick she sucked that evening. Again, very unflattering photo.

Eric P · « **Reply #41 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:34:00 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 06:15:26 PM

Pictures (most of them are going to be unflattering)

I'm sorta doing this at work, so I'm going to not get overboard until I get back to my dorm room.

(Image removed from quote.)

She's pretty drunk here. I wonder who's dick she sucked that evening. Again, very unflattering photo.

well the good news is that you're taking it all in stride and not obsessing over her!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #42 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:53:00 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 15, 2008, 07:38:14 PM

That chick ain't good looking at all. You don't seem to be missing much.

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I bet theres n00ds of her on the internet
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There was something about her I found remotely attractive. I don't know what it was though, now that I think about it. There was something in her manner that was slightly cute, and, you know, girls with glasses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** April 15, 2008, 07:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 06:15:26 PM

Pictures (most of them are going to be unflattering)

I'm sorta doing this at work, so I'm going to not get overboard until I get back to my dorm room.

(Image removed from quote.)

She's pretty drunk here. I wonder who's dick she sucked that evening. Again, very unflattering photo.

boo that's her status pic of facebook. I want a new pic

Bloodwake · « **Reply #44 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2008, 07:55:33 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
Pictures (most of them are going to be unflattering)

I'm sorta doing this at work, so I'm going to not get overboard until I get back to my dorm room.

(Image removed from quote.)

She's pretty drunk here. I wonder who's dick she sucked that evening. Again, very unflattering photo.

boo that's her status pic of facebook. I want a new pic

Your wish is my command.

I'm still going with really fucking unflattering ones. Mainly because she pissed me off greatly.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:03:24 PM »

the uglier you make her seem the sadder you look for falling for her $:-\$

at first I thought she was cute in a harry potter way, now i'm like wtf

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #46 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:19:34 PM »

Girls (not hugely pretty but not really ugly either) like this have self-esteem issues centering around 'beauty' so they need validation from men and their penises / Dr. Phil

Bloodwake · « **Reply #47 on:** April 15, 2008, 08:41:30 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 15, 2008, 08:24:31 PM

So, is she a good kisser? The more I see of her, the more I can't help but think you made a bad choice...

...Not fucking her anally and filming that shit.

Honestly I'm just posting her really ugly ass pictures. She looks decent when she tries.

Which isn't often.

I should post a picture of the girl I'm thinking about hanging out with much more when I get home. She's still in high school, but she's graduating, and she's like ten alarm hot. Probably one of the hottest girls I've seen in a long time. And she told a big bunch of my friends that I was cute. And she's legal (throwing that in there for the pedowatch that's present on every forum ever)

It says in a relationship on her profile, but the fucker's in Virginia. It also says she's a conservative, but her music taste directly contradicts this. My theory is that she's conservative in the way most southeast Kentucky people with brains are conservative: that's just the environment they've been raised in. Fuck, I was a conservative until sophomore year of high school.

And she's fucking HOT.

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** April 15, 2008, 09:49:01 PM »

She's alright but nothing worth crying over... I say go for the girl in HS and the Starbucks girl... keep going, I have faith in you. You'll probably be the first out of all us EB singles to actually get a chick

Bloodwake · « **Reply #49 on:** April 15, 2008, 10:10:26 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 15, 2008, 09:49:01 PM

She's alright but nothing worth crying over... I say go for the girl in HS and the Starbucks girl... keep going, I have faith in you. You'll probably be the first out of all us EB singles to actually get a chick

HS girl = Starbucks girl.

Seriously, I might post a pic of her. I want people to be like "whoa"

The Sceneman · « **Reply #50 on:** April 15, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 08:00:47 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 15, 2008, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
Pictures (most of them are going to be unflattering)

I'm sorta doing this at work, so I'm going to not get overboard until I get back to my dorm room.

(Image removed from quote.)

She's pretty drunk here. I wonder who's dick she sucked that evening. Again, very unflattering photo.

boo that's her status pic of facebook. I want a new pic

Your wish is my command.

I'm still going with really fucking unflattering ones. Mainly because she pissed me off greatly.

(Image removed from quote.)

damn look at those fucking tits, Id love to make babies all over those

Bloodwake · « **Reply #51 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:01:59 PM »

lmfao

Honestly I'm having trouble picking just one pic of this girl because all of them are so hot.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #52 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:03:40 PM »

Okay, seriously, you guys aren't getting it.

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PM ME FOR PICS IF YOU WANT THEM

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Eric P · « **Reply #53 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:19:25 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 11:03:40 PM

Okay, seriously, you guys aren't getting it.

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PM ME FOR PICS IF YOU WANT THEM
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jesus just link her social networking sites

so that we may savage her pics and her taste in media

Bloodwake · « **Reply #54 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:29:18 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 15, 2008, 11:19:25 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 15, 2008, 11:03:40 PM
Okay, seriously, you guys aren't getting it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
PM ME FOR PICS IF YOU WANT THEM
[close]

jesus just link her social networking sites

so that we may savage her pics and her taste in media

Naah, mainly because I only have her Facebook.

Meaning you have to be a friend in order to view her page.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #55 on:** April 15, 2008, 11:59:19 PM »

we can all friend request her on facebook lol

then I'll say "I want my man glaze all over your fucking tits"

this plan works really well on paper

It will all go smoothly, I will then fly to the USA to get my dick sucked

then I will fly to Atlanta, JUST TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB

Barry Egan · « **Reply #56 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:00:50 AM »

So, is she as hot as Bloodwake says, those of you who have PMed him?

Bloodwake · « **Reply #57 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:13:10 AM »

First PMs of Starbucks Girl sent.

Awaiting replies in thread.

T234 · « **Reply #58 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:48:10 AM »

@ the difference of quality in bloodwake's last three chicks.

Rman · « **Reply #59 on:** April 16, 2008, 12:53:28 AM »

I'll like a PM, BW.

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Author Topic: Out with Nerdy Cute Girl, in with... well, very good things. (Read 5911 times)