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TVC15

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Australia knows what teh sexy is
« on: April 07, 2008, 06:11:06 PM »
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23494953-2,00.html

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On March 20, John Deaves and his daughter Jenny were sentenced to a three-year good behaviour bond after pleading guilty to two counts of performing an act of incest.

The couple now have a nine-month-old daughter.

Everybody knows that it doesn't get any hotter than incest, but only the Aussies are man enough to go the whole nine.

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"I knew it was illegal, of course I knew it was illegal but you know, so what."

Mrs Deaves said the physical relationship with her father was like "a sexual relationship with any other man".

For Mr Deaves the sexual relationship was "absolutely fantastic".

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 06:18:14 PM »
incest :drool

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 06:26:19 PM »
Is sodomy legal in the outback?
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 06:29:52 PM »
oh man, they are total ugs
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 06:31:56 PM »
He just doesn't get any respect.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2008, 06:33:34 PM »
haha, from the court order:

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Ms Deaves, you have also assisted to care for Mr Deaves. He has been in receipt of a disability pension since 1996 due to a back ailment and also currently suffers from diabetes, depression, mild heart disease, high blood pressure and high cholesterol.

It is to be observed that it was a condition of your bail, Mr Deaves, that you not have contact with Ms Deaves or the children. This order has exacerbated your depression and caused you to attempt to commit suicide on two occasions. You both say that you accept your sexual relationship must end, but hope that you will be able to continue to support one another and the children.

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2008, 06:40:29 PM »
Wow. I remember reading a study in a British medical journal about kids born from incestuous relationships between brother and sister. On average less than half of the kids came out perfectly normal. I have no problem with ugly, neckless abomination-siblings banging each other, but pulling a kid into it is fucked up.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2008, 06:46:00 PM »
Being in a family that's into incest would be awesome.  Instead of having family dinner every day, you could have ORGY for dinner every night.  And maybe some food too
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2008, 06:54:30 PM »
Strawberries and chocolate syrup :o

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2008, 06:58:26 PM »
I would do my sister if she were Lela Star. Before the implants.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2008, 07:08:09 PM »
In before ParticalRealitys "Incest makes me so mad!  I'm glad I have such a great mom that would never harm her family in that way" 

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2008, 07:09:43 PM »


Timely.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2008, 07:14:53 PM »
I love how the Mom is gazzing at Dennis longingly
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 07:15:44 PM »
In before ParticalRealitys "Incest makes me so mad!  I'm glad I have such a great mom that would never harm her family in that way" 


uhhh PR would never say that.

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2008, 07:16:13 PM »
haha, from the court order:

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Ms Deaves, you have also assisted to care for Mr Deaves. He has been in receipt of a disability pension since 1996 due to a back ailment and also currently suffers from diabetes, depression, mild heart disease, high blood pressure and high cholesterol.

That baby's gene pool is FUCKED.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2008, 07:27:11 PM »
In before ParticalRealitys "Incest makes me so mad!  I'm glad I have such a great mom that would never harm her family in that way" 


uhhh PR would never say that.

you sure about that.

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2008, 07:29:28 PM »
I think the children of the daughter from a previous relationship are also living with them. Fresh meat for the dad, he has
got his own supply line running.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2008, 07:30:18 PM »
In before ParticalRealitys "Incest makes me so mad!  I'm glad I have such a great mom that would never harm her family in that way" 


uhhh PR would never say that.

you sure about that.


yeah, he'd say 'a great nana'.

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2008, 07:56:02 PM »
Being in a family that's into incest would be awesome.  Instead of having family dinner every day, you could have ORGY for dinner every night.  And maybe some food too

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1527334
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2008, 08:15:56 PM »
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TVC15

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2008, 08:35:24 PM »
Being in a family that's into incest would be awesome.  Instead of having family dinner every day, you could have ORGY for dinner every night.  And maybe some food too

http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1527334

Man, everything2.  Been like a year since I've been there.  Anyway, story sounds hot.  Where can I get it.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2008, 08:39:26 PM »
in your-favorite-author-Harlan-Ellison-edited Dangerous Visions
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TVC15

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2008, 08:44:13 PM »
in your-favorite-author-Harlan-Ellison-edited Dangerous Visions

Wow, that has quite the author list.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 08:45:06 PM »
have you not heard of Dangerous Visions?!?!?!?!

it's in the like top 1 of SF anthologies
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2008, 08:47:01 PM »
I'm not really an anthology person!  Or even that huge of a SF person.  heck, me asking for Harlan Ellison recommendations should have given that away! 
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2008, 09:04:14 PM »
first thing that came to mind: vintage porn fans, remember that one movie where a couple chicks sneak into this guy's house, who just so happens to be one of the chick's nephews? He's sleeping with his dick out his jeans and the chicks start arguing on how to remedy the situation, until finally one decides to give him a bj. Then he wakes up and asks his aunt to join in the fun and she's like "oh alright"

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2008, 09:08:12 PM »
yeah I know that one

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2008, 09:10:02 PM »
I do too.   :-[

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2008, 09:12:01 PM »
That is disgusting. How can you guys watch such morally objectionable garbage.

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PM me the link
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Powerslave

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2008, 09:12:45 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


that one pd is talking about isn't even great

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2008, 09:13:40 PM »
I think it's from taboo II. 

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2008, 09:13:45 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


that one pd is talking about isn't even great
What if I get some actual incest? Like a video of this father/daughter combo?  :-X

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2008, 09:14:17 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


Ya malek, do this. 

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2008, 09:14:52 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


that one pd is talking about isn't even great
What if I get some actual incest? Like a video of this father/daughter combo?  :-X

You do your thing, man.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #34 on: April 07, 2008, 09:16:01 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


that one pd is talking about isn't even great
What if I get some actual incest? Like a video of this father/daughter combo?  :-X

unfortunately, real incest videos are hard to find, impossible actually :'(

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #35 on: April 07, 2008, 09:17:18 PM »
however I used to have a video of german lesbian incest twins and they were fucking hot and licked each other's pussy and stuff :hyper

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #36 on: April 07, 2008, 09:19:50 PM »
Not really; I've seen real incest videos, and you don't want to see them trust me.

Here's the classic vid I was talking about. Sadly it's not the entire scene but it tells you the name of it:

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2008, 09:32:33 PM »
why wouldn't I want to see them  >:(

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« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2008, 09:34:34 PM »
Hot twin sisters incest is the only morally acceptable form of incest.  Sadly the only decent hot twin sisters incest I've seen was in a Hustler magazine at a friend's house over 15 years ago.

Yes, I borrowed it, but had to return it eventually.  :(

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2008, 09:36:25 PM »
Clearly you've never seen a real incest video. I remember seeing one on pornotube where the first shot shows a bunch of family photos on a mantlepiece of a family, then the next shot shows the actual dad and daughter from the photo. They look exactly the same, and look like family members. Then the son comes in and they start having sex, including the dad holding his son's ass and guiding him into the daughter's pussy. It's disgusting

It was taken off pornotube; and the son looked kinda underage, I dunno. I didn't jack to it.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2008, 09:37:02 PM »
the video I've seen was quite good, just do a search on torrentspy or something

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #41 on: April 07, 2008, 11:35:54 PM »
:bow Australia :bow2

So proud to be Australian right now  :auscry
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #42 on: April 07, 2008, 11:40:41 PM »
That's something nasty right there.  :-X  Turns out their demon baby died too. SMH x3
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #43 on: April 08, 2008, 12:01:46 AM »
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #44 on: April 08, 2008, 12:17:04 AM »
^ :rofl that's just some nasty right thur.
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« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2008, 12:21:08 AM »
i stopped looking for "real incest" videos when i got real incest videos involving children. The worst part is that you know they're family because like PD said, they look like family. Incest is one thing, but fucking them as kids? :barf

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2008, 01:21:12 AM »
Clearly you've never seen a real incest video. I remember seeing one on pornotube where the first shot shows a bunch of family photos on a mantlepiece of a family, then the next shot shows the actual dad and daughter from the photo. They look exactly the same, and look like family members. Then the son comes in and they start having sex, including the dad holding his son's ass and guiding him into the daughter's pussy.

:drool

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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2008, 01:23:49 AM »
Yeah, PD, link or you're lying.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2008, 07:22:10 AM »
GIMME ALL YOU GOT

















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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #49 on: April 09, 2008, 07:05:47 PM »
RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET

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"During his late adolescence [Egon] Schiele's emotions were directed into an intense relationship with his younger sister, Gerti, which was not without its incestuous implications. When he was sixteen and she was twelve, he took her by train all the way to Trieste, where they spent the night in a double-room at a hotel.
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Re: Australia knows what teh sexy is
« Reply #50 on: April 09, 2008, 08:46:46 PM »
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2008, 08:49:17 PM »
just go to a random pornvideos site and search for incest


that one pd is talking about isn't even great
What if I get some actual incest? Like a video of this father/daughter combo?  :-X

unfortunately, real incest videos are hard to find, impossible actually :'(
There's a couple twincest videos on Spankwire.
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