Evil singing Jews lead the fight against bold Marcus Fenix

[FancyFeast]

Whatever path you choose, bio-luminescent plants light light the faces of the new Locust Kantus enemies. These monk-like devils hum low and droning chants that can be focused into sonic attacks against you. They wield weapons like the new Gorgon burst pistol and poison grenades, both of which can become part of your arsenal if you play your cards right.

Along the way, you may not have access to stable cover anymore, so you'll have to make do with the moving kind. Massive Locust rock worms will emerge from the cavern walls during battle, guided by the Kantus' chanting.

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FYI, a Kantor is a synagogue member who sings to the jewish congregation.  They usually are fantastic singers btw.

Kantus = Kantor?



Seems so.  Time to stomp me some chanting Kantus.

[FancyFeast]

FancyFeast lead the fight against good topics? Seems so.

Bite me bishtits.



Much of scifi is politically driven.  Politics that would be unmentionable if allegory was not used carefully.  Star Trek, Star Wars etc...

[FancyFeast]

Evil Singing FancyFeast leading the fight against good topics? Seems so.


Wait, let me guess, someone hacked your account again right?

I'm FancyFeast.
And I endorse this thread.   

[CurseoftheGods]

Another shitty topic courtesy of FancyFeast.

[FancyFeast]

You can't all be this obtuse?  Can you?

[Joe Molotov]

Bad thread, or Worst Thread Ever? 

[TVC15]

I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.

[Joe Molotov]

Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin! 

[FancyFeast]

I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.

This is what I got from wikipedia:

* The Latin word for singer, e.g. the main singer of a cantus
* Hazzan, in Judaism, the English name for a professional singer who leads prayer services (Kantor is a frequently noted jewish patronym)
* Cantor (church), an ecclesiastical officer leading liturgical music in several branches of the Christian Church

The only one with a K is the jew.  I felt the first game had some interesting undertones, so whaen i read this news I immediately thought of the jewish singers, Kantors.

[CurseoftheGods]

FancyFeast is also Arabic for distinguished mentally-challenged.

It's all making sense now.

[TVC15]

Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin! 

Yes, it is Latin, which means the term probably isn't used in Judaism at all.  I should have thought of that.

[drohne]

you're red cloak aren't you

[demi]

you're red cloak aren't you

Worst kept secret since MS Wagglewad?

[FancyFeast]

Cantor is Latin for singer. OMG, Gears of War is anti-latin! 

Who could foget about the ruthless anti-Latin headstompers of the late 1700s?

Come on nigg, this isn't rocket science.

[FancyFeast]

you're red cloak aren't you

Worst kept secret since MS Wagglewad?

 

[FancyFeast]

Resistance is all about white power too.

And shocker, most anime is very racist. 

[MCD]

you're red cloak aren't you

took you that long to figure it out?

[CurseoftheGods]

Is red cloak an OA thing?

[FancyFeast]

[drohne]

he was indistinguishable from any other oa xbot as long as he kept the psuedo-freudian analyses under wraps 

[FancyFeast]

he was indistinguishable from any other oa xbot as long as he kept the psuedo-freudian analyses under wraps 

  guilty 

[y2kev]

omg 

[FancyFeast]

omg 

Fuck ownzorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred

[demi]

Did you ever finish the first one, or was it too scary for you?

[MCD]

are you fanciful joe too?

[FancyFeast]

Did you ever finish the first one, or was it too scary for you?

Beat it two weeks ago.

It is 3rd person, so I was able to handle it.

Condemned and Bioshock, being 1st person are too much.  That makes me think I can handle Dark Sector possibly.

[FancyFeast]

are you fanciful joe too?

I don't know about that...

[Eric P]

Politics that would be unmentionable if allegory was not used carefully.  Star Trek, Star Wars etc...

wait

what huge political allegory was george lucas hiding in star wars that he didn't have the guts to come out and state publicly?

[FancyFeast]

wait

what huge political allegory was george lucas hiding in star wars that he didn't have the guts to come out and state publicly?

Watch the end of 'Truimph of Will'

Then watch the end of the original 'Star Wars'.


If you were being sarcastic, then I didn't catch it...

[TVC15]

Imitating a scene from an extremely famous movie = political allegory?  You'd have a better chance of convincing me that Attack of the Clones is commentary on Mexicans invading the US south.

[Eric P]

hold on

but he also pulled images from dam busters, a pro-english fighting film

IS HE HIDING TWO SEPARATE IDEOLOGIES IN HIS FILMS?

or could he just be, you know, taking what looks cool and putting it into his film

kind of like he did with joseph campbell's archetype research to craft the story?

[drohne]

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

[CurseoftheGods]

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

[drohne]

palpatine = palpate = materialistic jewish theories like communism and psychoanalysis

[AdmiralViscen]

wtf, this thread is valid.

I don't think cantors are exclusively jewish.

This is what I got from wikipedia:

* The Latin word for singer, e.g. the main singer of a cantus
* Hazzan, in Judaism, the English name for a professional singer who leads prayer services (Kantor is a frequently noted jewish patronym)
* Cantor (church), an ecclesiastical officer leading liturgical music in several branches of the Christian Church

The only one with a K is the jew.  I felt the first game had some interesting undertones, so whaen i read this news I immediately thought of the jewish singers, Kantors.

What'd you notice in the first game?


edit: Fuck I didn't know he was from OA at all

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

[Eric P]

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

so is the new trilogy post colonial white guilt?

the white man creates the sexualized warrior black man by turning annakin into vader?

the orphaned and alone boy who is enslaved by the flying blue jews (the guy from the junk yard) is rescued, inducted into a secret society, whose teachings he rejects for moral reasons, becomes the enemy there of and destroys himself to become this warrior nubian?

george lucas is a genius not seen since kipling

[Van Cruncheon]

the bumbling orthodoxy of the exclusively white stormtroopers -- not to mention the name -- is clearly a commentary on the militarized post-weimar society

[y2kev]

dude, star wars is OBVIOUSLY a racial allegory. darth vader's towering stature and distinctly phallic helmet symbolize the threatening animalistic sexuality of the african male -- which is leveraged by the jews to destroy liberal european civilization

omg omg omg 

the bumbling orthodoxy of the exclusively white stormtroopers -- not to mention the name -- is clearly a commentary on the militarized post-weimar society

[FancyFeast]

Also, Han Solo was a dog fucker.

[ferrarimanf355]

Bad thread, or Worst Thread Ever? 

[TVC15]

Wookies don't even have anything to fuck.  We see it all during the course of the movies, and there's not an orifice to be depucelated.

[FancyFeast]

Wookies don't even have anything to fuck.  We see it all during the course of the movies, and there's not an orifice to be depucelated.

Roll him around in the Sarlac Pit and aim for the wet spot.

[bork]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

[Smooth Groove]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   

[AdmiralViscen]

Oh come on

[FancyFeast]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Huh?  Man you are an uptight bunch.

[bork]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   

Hence why Fancy Feast is not banned, nor is this thread locked.   

[FancyFeast]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

Seems like EB enjoyed this thead though.   

Hence why Fancy Feast is not banned, nor is this thread locked.  But I haven't checked for reported posts yet.

Go fuck yourself.   




Ah that felt good, but more importantly, if a thread like this is intolerable then I have desire to post here anymore.  Strike 3 for Zipa Tony.  Later....

[AdmiralViscen]

What the fuck

[bork]

Fancy Feast, I get more reported posts about your posts than anyone else.  Your shit isn't locked nor are you banned, I am being quite fair.  YOU go fuck yourself.  With a 360 waggle controller.

[demi]

Bye

[bork]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

What about the Dark Sector thread?

What about it?

[AdmiralViscen]

[Smooth Groove]

Trolling mods is fun but only when it's done tastefully. 

[FancyFeast]

I think after your previous Kittonwy thread, this makes for strike two.

What about the Dark Sector thread?

What about it?

Nothing, he is making shit up.

I don't care to be threatened at a message board with bans.  Don't box me in.  This obviously isn't a place I would be comfortable posting, because I thought today's thread was fun and unique.


So yea, maybe not 'go fuck yourself', but 'good day sir'.


Later Demi...

[MCD]

bye fancy.

[bork]

Look, feel free to post whatever you want, but I am asking you to stop with stuff like this and the Kittonwy thread in the gaming forum.  This ain't GAF, man...fuck I told you I have gotten complaints about your posts, but you notice you are still here, this thread isn't locked, and you weren't banned for telling a mod to *gasp* go fuck himself!     So do whatever, we're pretty relaxed here but some shit isn't going to fly.

[bork]

Yeah...so....what about it?

[AdmiralViscen]

Shit is getting too real

[MCD]

Yeah...so....what about it?

that's worse than this mr. mod.