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this bitch is tiny
« on: April 08, 2008, 01:11:06 AM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=557762&in_page_id=1811







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Her mum, Ranjana Amge, 45, said: 'When Jyoti was born, she seemed quite normal. We came to know about her disorder when she was five.

wtf :lol

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Jyoti is small, yet cute, and we love her very much.'

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2008, 01:12:47 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2008, 01:13:07 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2008, 01:13:27 AM »
:lol :lol

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 01:14:16 AM »
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 01:14:20 AM »
It took her dumbass mom 5 years to realize that she hadn't started growing yet lol

She's 14, she's got a vagina like a chinese finger trap

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 01:17:01 AM »
It took her dumbass mom 5 years to realize that she hadn't started growing yet lol

She's 14, she's got a vagina like a chinese finger trap
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 01:21:04 AM »
more importantly on that site

Heartbreak for David Tennant as he splits from latest lover after just four months
Last updated at 12:26pm on 7th April 2008

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Doctor Who star David Tennant has reportedly split from girlfriend Bethan Britton after just four months together.

Britton, who works for BBC Cardiff where the show is filmed, is said to have grown tired of 36-year-old Tennant's gruelling schedule.

A friend told the News of the World: "She's a lovely girl with a big heart.

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"But she was hardly seeing David because he's so busy.

"She became increasingly fed up of spending her nights alone and couldn't see how they could plan a future together.

"David may play the Timelord, but because of his schedule he couldn't give Bethan much time."

Break-up: BBC worker Bethan Britton has split from actor David Tennant
Tennant ended his two-year relationship with Thunderbirds actress Sophia Myles last October.

His latest heartbreak comes as it is revealed that the Timelord could be set to become a father in the latest series - which began last night.

Rumours of the Doctor's possible offspring have been mounting after it was revealed that the sixth episode of the series is entitled "The Doctor's Daughter"


The show's creator Russell T. Davies has refused to comment on the upcoming plotline.

The return of Doctor Who's to the nation's television screens attracted 8.4 million viewers it has been revealed.

The latest series which aired on BBC One, secured an audience share of 39.4 per cent.

Last night's episode included Catherine Tate as the Doctor's new companion Donna, reprising her role from the 2006 Christmas Special The Runaway Bride.

Billie Piper also made a surprise appearance in the initial episode as Rose Tyler.

A BBC spokesperson said: "This is a great start for the new series of Doctor Who. The show kicked off a fantastic night of family entertainment on BBC One which pulled in big audiences across the evening."

The previous third series of the show secured an average 7.03 million viewers.

BBC One's programme Casualty recorded 7.1m viewers, while its latest musical talent show I'd Do Anything, plus the National Lottery each secured 6.8m viewers.

ITV's long running clip show You've Been Framed recorded 4.7m while Harry Hill's TV Burp secured 5.5m and Duel 5.6m.

Joe Molotov

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 01:22:07 AM »
Forgot Bollywood, she should start a life of crime. There would be no place she couldn't get into.
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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 01:22:12 AM »
Old news, Arby.  Stop watching Corner Gas and follow what the Who community is talking about.
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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 01:24:45 AM »
I'm not gay.  The Who community would reject me. 

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 01:25:21 AM »
Forgot Bollywood, she should start a life of crime. There would be no place she couldn't get into.
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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 01:32:19 AM »
She should date Mini-Me. :lol
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 01:49:21 AM »
Major lungfuck

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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 01:50:04 AM »
holy fuck :rofl
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« Reply #15 on: April 08, 2008, 01:55:26 AM »


Mmmm... damn, i'd love to suck on those toes.

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Joe Molotov

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2008, 01:59:13 AM »
Dude, sticking a penis in her would probably kill her. Fuck, imagine her having a baby.

I doubt she can get pregnant. The sperm would probably get stuck in her cervix.
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2008, 02:20:40 AM »
Good descriptive title.  I knew what it was about before I even opened the thread.  Kudos.

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2008, 03:09:36 AM »
my daughter could beat her up :punch
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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2008, 03:14:03 AM »
i'd capture her like a pokemon and send her out to do battles
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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 07:20:39 AM »
I was just about to make a pokemon joke :P

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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2008, 10:53:05 AM »
i'd capture her like a pokemon and send her out to do battles
:rofl :rofl

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2008, 11:24:27 AM »
Did she even go through puberty?

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Re: this bitch is tiny
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2008, 11:32:07 AM »
i'd capture her like a pokemon and send her out to do battles
what special moves would she know
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