My company refuses to let me compete in our Rock Band competition

[Howard Alan Treesong]

They knew that jojo and I would ROCK FACES too hard and they don't want to incur the medical expense of letting us up on stage in front of a crowd of faint-hearted coworkers.

So they scheduled it during our vacation to Japan next month!! THOSE COCKS!

This is so unfair. We would so, so, so, so, so defeat all comers without question or retribution. SO FUCKING LAME.

[CurseoftheGods]

What's your job again?

[Himu]

is jojo hot?

[Smooth Groove]

What's your job again?

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[Howard Alan Treesong]

jojo is hot, but jojo is also a man

I work for Awesome Company LLC

[TVC15]

They knew that jojo and I would ROCK FACES too hard and they don't want to incur the medical expense of letting us up on stage in front of a crowd of faint-hearted coworkers.

In actuality, they probably didn't want to incur the medical expense of you falling on the way up the stage's steps and exploding like a water balloon, what with your ultrathin blood.

[disgruntled_jojo]

This is outrageous
they were all like
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK, WE DISQUALIFY YOU

and we're all
THAT'S NOT HOW THAT SONG GOES, YOU COCKS

whiskey tango foxtrot, no face melting this time around
they had better announce soon how this is going to be a quarterly competition or something

[disgruntled_jojo]

Also I am hot

Also I am a man

[Joe Molotov]

They knew that jojo and I would ROCK FACES too hard and they don't want to incur the medical expense of letting us up on stage in front of a crowd of faint-hearted coworkers.

In actuality, they probably didn't want to incur the medical expense of you falling on the way up the stage's steps and exploding like a water balloon, what with your ultrathin blood.

Boss: "Just sign this form saying we're not responsible for any injuries incurred from entering this tournament."

Patel: "Sweet, I'll just sign here...OW, paper cut! Oh shiii..."

*ambulance sirens*

[CurseoftheGods]

Having Hepatitis must really suck for Patel. :'(

[FatalT]

There's a Rock Band competition where I work later this month. I look forward to owning faces.

[TVC15]

Sounds like the makers of Two Worlds know how to kill fun on both ends of the pipeline.

Patel was actually the art director on Two Worlds.  And the voice actor.  The only voice actor.

[Smooth Groove]

He does speak fluent Slovenian and Korean (as well as indo-Korean) so that doesn't surprise me.

What about Javanese?

[Joe Molotov]

Sounds like the makers of Two Worlds know how to kill fun on both ends of the pipeline.

Patel was actually the art director on Two Worlds.  And the voice actor.  The only voice actor.

Verily, forsooth.

[Smooth Groove]

He does speak fluent Slovenian and Korean (as well as indo-Korean) so that doesn't surprise me.

What about Javanese?

I'm not stalking the poor guy.

I just notice that you mentioned Indo-Korean.  Is there really such a language? 

[Smooth Groove]

Wikipedia is actually pretty useful.  Our class basically uses it as a cheat tool whenever a lecturer asks a question in class.   lol