"Mmmm...the smell of the simmering butt meat..."

[Joe Molotov]

I love Bizarre Foods. 

[Joe Molotov]

OMG, he's poking this weird sea squirt thing, and it's squirting it's waste out at him. And now he's about to eat it. It's still wriggling around.

[Joe Molotov]

Oh yeah, looks like we've got penises and/or testicles coming up next! TVC, you should watch this.

[Joe Molotov]

We've had cow butts, balls, and scrotums all one episode.

[Joe Molotov]

You guys don't know what you're missing. Next week it's going to be live frogs, scorpions, and worm omelets in China.

[AdmiralViscen]

Call me when it's Milk Duds

[demi]

Shut up fatty, eat my asshole

[Joe Molotov]

It would have to milk duds sautéed in goats blood and stuffed in an octopus bladder.

[demi]

I got a sauteed dick you can eat

[Joe Molotov]

He would probably eat you demi, if you were slow-roasted with a honey glaze and your penis was fried and served with a savory dipping sauce. He would comment on your somewhat gamey flavor that is offset by a slight sweetness and a sort of a coppery aftertaste.

[demi]

I'd eat your pussy