Blackness confirmed: I got pulled over by the police today

[Phoenix Dark]

I got my new license plate in January but never put it on my car; instead I'd just have it in the glove compartment. Well finally the cops pulled me over. I gave him my license and registration, but then he asked for my car insurance at which point I was like fuck. It took him around 10 minutes to finally come back and tell me what I already knew: my insurance expired, and I needed to put the new license plate on the car. He didn't give me a ticket though which rocked, probably because I made sure to show him the license plate. But I reached for the glove compartment very slowly, and told him what I was doing - just in case he wanted to blast my ass. Very nice guy btw

To celebrate I might bone a fat chick tonight

[demi]

fat white chick*

[AdmiralViscen]

I lost my registration card and my inspection expired in December 07. Oops.

[Crushed]

Just get one of those pieces of cardboard with "tag requested" or a date or something on it.

Nobody will notice that it's always on there.

[lordmaji]

I had a headlight out on my way home from work about a year or two ago, and got pulled over. The super cop asked before my general stuff (license, insurance, etc) Then he asked me "Do you have any meth, pot, crack, or any type of drugs on you?" I have never been asked this before. I was like uhhh NO. why the hell would I? it sort of pissed me off.

Another time, I was going up north to visit my mom. I just got out of the gym & I was tired. So as I was driving up, i got pulled over by a pig and he asked me if I was high, then said he wanted to search my car. At the time I didn't know I could tell him fuck no. (I was 18/19) So, he and his dog searched my car, his dog ate my taco bell, as his dog did this, he was like "whats that? whats that?" My response was "it WAS my taco bell".

Yeah, sometimes pigs piss me off. I don't let them search my shit anymore. I know my rights now. I get shitty back if they come off like dick heads and have no reason to pull me over other then they are bored. I drive the speed limit. Fuck tickets.

[Human Snorenado]

To celebrate my whiteness, I'm gonna kill a hooker in public, toss the body in my car and have one of her legs hanging out the window while I drive around in front of the police station.

[Phoenix Dark]

I had a headlight out on my way home from work about a year or two ago, and got pulled over. The super cop asked before my general stuff (license, insurance, etc) Then he asked me "Do you have any meth, pot, crack, or any type of drugs on you?" I have never been asked this before. I was like uhhh NO. why the hell would I? it sort of pissed me off.

Another time, I was going up north to visit my mom. I just got out of the gym & I was tired. So as I was driving up, i got pulled over by a pig and he asked me if I was high, then said he wanted to search my car. At the time I didn't know I could tell him fuck no. (I was 18/19) So, he and his dog searched my car, his dog ate my taco bell, as his dog did this, he was like "whats that? whats that?" My response was "it WAS my taco bell".

Yeah, sometimes pigs piss me off. I don't let them search my shit anymore. I know my rights now. I get shitty back if they come off like dick heads and have no reason to pull me over other then they are bored. I drive the speed limit. Fuck tickets.

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fuckk the pigs