Author Topic: Okay, Will got a legit Hollywood connection - now he's scared shitless (Read 7564 times)

Solo · « **Reply #60 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:56:24 PM »

If its any consolation, your Postal script was incredibly poignant and really captured the human struggle (to pee on Gary Coleman).

morphix · « **Reply #61 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:57:22 PM »

Willco write a sequel for 13th Warrior for me

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #62 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:58:08 PM »

Pay me scale and consider it done. We'll call it... The 14th Warrior. Huh? HUH?!

Solo · « **Reply #63 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:58:53 PM »

The 12th Warrior: Prequel to the 13th Warrior

morphix · « **Reply #64 on:** November 06, 2006, 02:59:39 PM »

Is scale more than $6.95 beacue that is all I got left, well that and some magic beans.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #65 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:03:06 PM »

I am afraid I am unable to write your script at this time for that innapropiate amount.

However, John McTiernan has optioned my draft of THE FOURTEENTH WARRIOR, which he will begin shooting... in jail.

morphix · « **Reply #66 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:10:32 PM »

name a big fat Viking morphix and have him get killed in the 1st 10mins and I'll still pay you the $6.95, but going to hold onto the magic beans.

Melissa · « **Reply #67 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:20:03 PM »

I just got done reading the script, Willco. Thanks for sending it. I'm sure Spielberg is going to love it when he's done reading it as well.

E.T. 2: Star 69 - They Call Back! It's fucking brilliant, Willco. You're a modern day genius.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #68 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:20:49 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #69 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 06, 2006, 03:20:03 PM

E.T. 2: Star 69 - They Call Back! It's fucking brilliant, Willco. You're a modern day genius.

OH FUCKING HELL you just made milk come all out my nose

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #70 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:22:39 PM »

Spielberg told me it was the sequel he was born to make.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #71 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:24:21 PM »

Speaking of the E.T. sequel - did anyone read Spielberg's treatment for the actual sequel? It is godawful. Seriously.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #72 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:25:23 PM »

No i never did read the treatment. You got it handy?

I always liked the thought of ET coming back to earth to pick up Drew Berrymore to have some hybrid sex

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #73 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:27:43 PM »

No.

Basically, E.T. requires of the assistance of his Earth pals to fight off an evil race of E.T. aliens that are evil! EVIL!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #74 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:29:54 PM »

Haha dude that sounds fucking crazy. Thats like the ewoks using lazers and shit. I can see it happening and its something i want to see.

What would be your idea for ET2?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #75 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:30:37 PM »

My idea for a sequel would be a 5-minute How To Video on how to buy or rent the original because E.T. DOES NOT NEED A FUCKING SEQUEL.

Melissa · « **Reply #76 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:35:47 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 06, 2006, 03:30:37 PM

My idea for a sequel would be a 5-minute How To Video on how to buy or rent the original because E.T. DOES NOT NEED A FUCKING SEQUEL.

You're absolutely right! Why bother writing a sequel when they can just remake the original?!?!?!?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #77 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:36:33 PM »

I should shoot you where you stand!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #78 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:39:19 PM »

*pops ET dvd into player* YES *gets the astroglide ready* This is gonna be awesome *skips to drew berrymore parts and sets replay*

I love this movie but i need more Drew Berrymore goodness

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #79 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:42:59 PM »

Yeeeeaahhhhh... that is definitely not bringing sexy back.

morphix · « **Reply #80 on:** November 06, 2006, 03:45:48 PM »

Cleborp the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow with only one glowing finger!

Bacon · « **Reply #81 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:05:02 PM »

I'm writing a script too.

It's a think piece about a mid-level band struggling with their own limitations in the face of stardom.

TVC15 · « **Reply #82 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:07:02 PM »

My script is gonna be better. It features preteens having sex and getting raped by a 30 year old man.

Mupepe · « **Reply #83 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:13:25 PM »

I'm proud of you Willco. Touch me you fool.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #84 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:25:24 PM »

the original ET was fucking awful; why would a sequel be any different?

Solo · « **Reply #85 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:32:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on November 06, 2006, 04:07:02 PM

My script is gonna be better. It features preteens having sex and getting raped by a 30 year old man.

The Michael Jackson story?

Mupepe · « **Reply #86 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:34:30 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 06, 2006, 04:25:24 PM

the original ET was fucking awful; why would a sequel be any different?

The original ET was decent wankfest for a young Charlie's Angel.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #87 on:** November 06, 2006, 04:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 06, 2006, 04:34:30 PM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 06, 2006, 04:25:24 PM
the original ET was fucking awful; why would a sequel be any different?
The original ET was decent wankfest for a young Charlie's Angel.

Its sad but your right i've jacked it a few times to et

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Author Topic: Okay, Will got a legit Hollywood connection - now he's scared shitless (Read 7564 times)