Odd Dreams?

[FatalT]

I just woke up in a cold sweat from a dream about being Batman, wtf. What are some crazy dreams you've had before?

[Vizzys]

I had a dream where I killed the president and swat guys jumped out of a helicopter into my room from the windows

this was maybe 7 years ago

it was reoccurring too, it was very weird

[Vizzys]

[Phoenix Dark]

I had a dream I went to Seattle and TVC invited me to his place. We talked awhile but he kept his hand on this old looking phone. After about 10 minutes he put on some sun glasses and said "do you want to meet Brenda? She's got a dick" I said yes, and he picked up the old phone. A few minutes later Brenda came in. She was beautiful. A tall, dark haired latina cheeseburger with purple lipstick, I immediately saw a nice sized bulge in the crotch area of her Baby Phat jeans.  Within a few seconds we were all naked. TVC had a scar on his chest, from the top of his crotch to his left nipple. He saw me staring at it as I pleasured myself while the cheeseburger danced about the room. "Sometimes Drinky gets a little too excited," he mused as he pulled poppers out of an oak dresser in the back of the room. "I'm not complaining of course. I bleed easily, but even I was shocked when the razer sped across my chest. Oh, the pleasures we see through the veil of pain" He emptied the contents of the popper onto a red satin scarf, sniffed for what seemed to be an eternity, then proceeded to rub it between his legs as if he was cleaning himself. I laid back on a soft couch as Brenda sat on my face, then used my hand to tickle her smooth testicles while she sucked my dick. Eventually the faint smell of Amarige and warm skin left my nostrils as Brenda's hind quarters moved from my face to my chest. When I opened my eyes TVC stood above me, one hand behind his back, the other holding a set of golden pliers. His left hand slowly came into sight as he pulled a thermometer from his ass, then with the pliers he broke the glass over my face. The mercury fell into my eyes as TVC whispered "what do you see now?"

Then I woke up

[Vizzys]

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[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Laramie]

We should put ads on the site and use the revenue to pay for therapy for PD but only if he tells that dream, verbatim, to every shrink.

[CajoleJuice]

I had a dream I was on Lost. Only I was with a bunch of friends and/or people from my youth around me, replacing some of the cast. I think Jack was definitely there. Maybe Sawyer. Anyway, we're near the ocean, and the dad from Undeclared comes on a little boat, and he has a gun. He tells us not to move, and says that he's going to kill every person but one. I try to make a joke, and he shoots me in the stomach. I have a little tiny hole with some blood, but of course, I don't feel anything.

At this point, this kid I used to know tries to escape by diving in the water behind a rock. The dad from Undeclared starts shooting at him, but the gun jams. For some reason, the kid gets up out of the water, and the dad from Undeclared tells him to unjam the gun for him. So he tosses him the gun. This kid unloads the gun, wipes it down, puts the bullets back in, and gives it back to the dad from Undeclared -- who then proceeds to shoot him in the head. It was like something out of The Departed.

That's kinda all I remember.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Last night I dreamed I was the main character in the movie "Flight of the Navigator"

[Robo]

I had a dream last week where I was in a bathasphere with two of my supervisors and one of the motherfuckers slammed it against the ocean floor and drowned us all.  There's some subconscious relay going on there.  It also reminded me to schedule an eye exam -- I woke up thinking, "man, I'm a thousand leagues under the ocean and I can't see shit because my fucking contact prescription is old."

[Laramie]

I had a dream that my dad and I rode on horseback along with Morrissey as he toured the states.  He was in a covered wagon and it was our job to protect him from wolves.  Every time a wolf would approach we would get off our horse and attack them with knives.  David Bowie might have been there too.

[The Sceneman]

I had a nightmare the other day, in which my old roommate physically raped me, cut me with glass shards and held me hostage. I was frantically trying to escape and find the police. It was a pretty horrible dream

I have also had at least 3 dreams about getting the Treasure Trove achievement in Lost Odyssey

[Madrun Badrun]

I actually had a dream with PD in it a few nights ago but now I can't remember what it was about except that it was weird, weirder than the time I dreampt about Shakes getting stepped on by godzilla.   

[Joe Molotov]

It's weird how sometimes you'll wake up from a really vivid dream and you can remember every detail of it, but then 5 minutes later once you've gotten good and awake, you can't remember it anymore. Or is that just me? 

Although, I have other dreams that I had when I was 5 years old and I still remember. Brains are crazy.

[Candyflip]

I had a dream that I was in an SUV with Kanye West, his girlfriend (faceless white brunette), and my two little sisters. Kanye was driving us to an area by the coast close to Sacramento that my family used to vacation at a lot. The roads are really shitty there and they flood a lot. Anyway, we're going down this really steep hill in pouring rain and Kanye decides it's a good time to floor it.

Faceless brunette: "Baby, maybe you should slow down."
Kanye: "Dis is MAH road ()"

He loses control about half way down, we go into a spin, end up rolling about 30 times. My younger sister who's 8 was sitting in one of those plastic storage buckets for whatever reason. Somehow she didn't go flying out any of the windows, but her looked broken. We landed right-side-up, unscathed, and the dream concluded with us arriving at the rental house and Kanye parking the SUV on the wooden deck/outdoors kitchen that doesn't exist. This was the second "rolling a vehicle" dream I've had in a week


I had another dream last night that I can't remember as well. The jist of it was that we (me, my younger sister, and someone else) were driving across a bridge, it collapsed, and we plunged 300 feet into the water. For whatever reason this water shrunk everyone but my little sister. We began to get pulled towards a giant garbage disposal type thing with a hollow pipe probably 3 inches in diameter hanging over it. All of us except my sister managed to get inside of it. This one ended with me looking over the edge of the pipe to see my sister's arm floating in the water, cut clean through from the garbage disposal. She couldn't fit in the pipe because she didn't shrink. lol.

I love dreams.

[xnikki118x]

I had a dream last night that my friend Mel, who I haven't talked to in a long time, had a baby girl. I went to visit them in the hospital and Mel's baby was like the size of a one-year-old and said random words and crawled around. And I was like, "oh my gosh, I've never seen a baby this young be so articulate and have such great motor skills!" WTF?

[Eric P]

when i was taking pain meds for my ankle, i always had horrible nightmares

[Joe Molotov]

Okay, I had two dreams last night.

Dream #1: I was with some of my friends from college, and they were putting on a play of Kentucky Fried Movie to raise money for the church. That one's pretty fuzzy.

Dream #2: I was with my family, and we were trying to escape from a ravenous, man-eating poison ivy vine. The vine could move almost as fast as a person could run, and had already spread all over the town, if not the world. I eventually I had created it in an experiment gone wrong. We ran from it for a while but eventually it got me, and wrapped me up and injected it me with it's deadly neurotoxins and such. After that I heard a voice telling me "You got a bum rap on that last life. For your next life, I'll let you reincarnate as anyone you want." So I said "The Dalai Lama." because I figured that if I was the Dalai Lama I would have to put up with BS like poison ivy vines trying to kill me and stuff. So *poof* I'm the Dalai Lama and I'm 8 years old. I've going to the pharmacy to pick up my prescriptions. The guy hands me a slip of paper. I read it and it says "The prescription you are trying to pick up is no longer available." then the pharmacist says "I look forward to doing business with you again" and bows. Then I drop dead because apparently I needed that medicine to live. The End.