
Swiss German

Thanks to Cloud and Jarosh for all the lessons. They were hot... I mean, educational.
dä himuro hät spiägeleier - Himuro is so fat he has to look in the mirror to see his balls
am willco sin pimpel schmöckt nach chuäflade - Willco's penis smells like cow poo
dä willco isch än schafseckel - Willco is a sheep's cock
dä phoenix dark schtaat uf manä - Phoenix Dark likes men
am himuro sis wiänerli passt uf es cipollata-spiässli - himuro's penis fits onto a tiny sausage kebab
dä mupepe isch en dipl. ing. langfinger - mupepe has a degree in burglary
ich bi truurig, ich glaub ich gahn in park - I feel sad, I think I'll go to the park
dä mupepe hät ä langi leitig - mupepe is a little slow (in the head)
am mupepe chunts zfrüäh :'( - mupepe comes prematurely
