Meanwhile here is Conan's monologue in a nutshell. I haven't seen the show in 3 yeras but I'm guessing he still rely's on this:
*nasty joke*
"oh 2 people laughed, thank you"
*mean spirited joke*
"well those 2 people aren't laughing at this joke now? I offended the two people that liked 'nasty joke' How Max, how?!?!"
*lame joke*
"Well this half of the audience loved that joke, blah blah blah"
The show has sucked since Andy left, Max is horrible on the air and you can tell(at least I could 3 or 4 years ago) that they hate each other. Not fun to watch.