Author Topic: i want a blind chick (Read 4194 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** April 12, 2008, 09:17:27 AM »

according to red dragon, they'll take some abuse

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:20:33 AM »

they kind of seem like bitches though

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:21:03 AM »

after i just knocked her ass out, she says "I'm for you"

that's hot

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #3 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:32:49 AM »

You're insane.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** April 12, 2008, 09:49:33 AM »

I'M BORED! SEND ME STARDUST

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:12:55 PM »

Blind women are not affected by teh sticky eyes

Mupepe · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:16:36 PM »

I can't do that for a while, but I'll make her wait on her knees until I'm ready anyways

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:18:54 PM »

Watch 'The Mask' to see an ultra hot 15 year old BLIND Laura Dern

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:19:19 PM »

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 12:12:55 PM

Blind women are not affected by teh sticky eyes

I'm really tired this morning so it took me a moment to get that.

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 12:16:36 PM

I can't do that for a while, but I'll make her wait on her knees until I'm ready anyways

so cruel

Powerslave · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:53:47 PM »

holy shit this seems like a great new fetish. Blind chicks

Mupepe

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:57:42 PM »

Blind Bangers now on DVD

Powerslave · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:01:54 PM »

how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her

how about people with no arms?

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:03:33 PM »

I'd do a deaf chick. The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on. The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:04:44 PM »

Well I think Japan could use deaf or mute women in their porn so you don't have to listen to those torture little girl screams.

Laramie · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:03:33 PM

I'd do a deaf chick. The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on. The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot

Mupepe, I assume you haven't seen Weeds then yet? Check out season 1.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:12:25 PM »

Quote from: Eli Porter on April 23, 2008, 01:01:54 PM

how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her

how about people with no arms?

At OA we had a nice discussion about that. I think you need to see a little movie called 'Boxing Helena.'

Can you say 'Sit N Spin?'

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:13:14 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 01:11:56 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:03:33 PM
I'd do a deaf chick. The deaf girl from The Good Sheperd turns me on. The way they kind of slur their words would be fucking hot

Mupepe, I assume you haven't seen Weeds then yet? Check out season 1.

i'm excited now!

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:15:48 PM »

This thread is so evil

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:16:39 PM »

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 01:15:48 PM

This thread is so evil

It's fine, not like the blind chick will see it.

*thinks about gaffer who is slowly going blind and feels bad*

Powerslave · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:12:25 PM

Quote from: Eli Porter on April 23, 2008, 01:01:54 PM
how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her

how about people with no arms?

At OA we had a nice discussion about that. I think you need to see a little movie called 'Boxing Helena.'

Can you say 'Sit N Spin?'

im trying to check it out on youtube but the crapsite doesnt load half of the time

Powerslave · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:20:24 PM »

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:30:00 PM »

The good thing is that they can't tell if you're ugly.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:34:40 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:40:13 PM »

i'd stick my tongue in her nose. she'll never see it coming (or me)

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:42:27 PM »

Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:43:28 PM »

Plus I hear they have wonderful skills with their hands

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:44:57 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:42:27 PM

Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.

i wouldn't need to. if she ever gets smart, i'll take her somewhere unfamiliar and watch her try to escape. should be hilarious

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:48:15 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 01:44:57 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 01:42:27 PM
Can't cheat on a blind chick, she could smell the skank on you a mile away.
i wouldn't need to. if she ever gets smart, i'll take her somewhere unfamiliar and watch her try to escape. should be hilarious

Pwned

Have you ever blind-folded a chick?

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:56:26 PM »

Some blind people aren't as helpless as you think they are...

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:16:35 PM »

when they can simulate bush through braille i'll cut my eyes out

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:17:32 PM »

they can still tell if you're fat, though

and if you have jacked-up teeth

Powerslave · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:20:38 PM »

disabled people aren't gonna refuse sex from anybody, given that you're not 1000 pounds.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Eli Porter on April 23, 2008, 02:20:38 PM

disabled people aren't gonna refuse sex from anybody, given that you're not 1000 pounds.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:49:25 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 23, 2008, 01:48:15 PM

Pwned

Have you ever blind-folded a chick?

It's just not the same. $:-\$ I want a real blind girl!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:49:59 PM »

Stab her in the eyes.

tiesto · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Eli Porter on April 23, 2008, 01:01:54 PM

how about other types of disabled people?

There was a deaf chick in my school. She always smiled at me but I just kinda neglected her because she couldn't talk, but I'm damn sure I could have had sex with her

how about people with no arms?

My friend met up with some girl from plentyoffish.com, and all of her pictures were headshots... but when he met her, he found she only had one arm. The girl really wanted him too, apparently, and would constantly try and invite herself over, but he said he felt really weird doing a one armed girl.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:10:09 PM »

... what the fuck is wrong with your friend? that's something you brag about to other guys!

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #37 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:18:49 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 03:10:09 PM

... what the fuck is wrong with your friend? that's something you brag about to other guys!

Seriously, think of the games. You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

You could play 'What can you do with your flipper?'

edit: plentyoffish.com but apparently not plentyofarms.com huh

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:23:54 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 03:18:49 PM

Seriously, think of the games. You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

I should not be laughing so much at that.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #39 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:32:03 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 03:23:54 PM

Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 23, 2008, 03:18:49 PM
Seriously, think of the games. You could position her doggy style and see if you can hit it hard enough to knock her off her 'tripod.'

I should not be laughing so much at that.

Neither should I.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #40 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM »

I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

Tauntaun · « **Reply #41 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:38:12 PM »

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM

I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick? She'd get pwned hard!

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

one armed girl pwnt

Ganhyun · « **Reply #42 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:38:57 PM »

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM

I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

Left foot.... Red.... Right foot.... Green.... now keep em there and lets have at it, lol.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #43 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 03:38:12 PM

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick? She'd get pwned hard!

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

one armed girl pwnt

*Reads this*

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 23, 2008, 03:38:12 PM

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on April 23, 2008, 03:35:50 PM
I wonder how she'd fair being sexed on a twister
http://geekologie.com/2007/04/twister-sheets.jpg

One armed chick? She'd get pwned hard!

"Right arm red"

"But I don't hav..."

"RIGHT ARM RED! WHY DO YOU EVEN PLAY?!?"

*cries*

one armed girl pwnt

omg POTM

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #45 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:12:31 PM »

i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up

Ganhyun · « **Reply #46 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:15:45 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 23, 2008, 05:12:31 PM

i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up

lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:21:27 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 23, 2008, 05:12:31 PM

i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up

plus, just take some of her slobber and lube 'er up

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 23, 2008, 05:19:45 PM

I found deaf porn(I think, I can't watch it)

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc

dammit! this will have to wait!

Powerslave · « **Reply #48 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:21:57 PM »

Error: video not found

tnaflix is such a shitty slow shit website

Tauntaun · « **Reply #49 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 23, 2008, 05:12:31 PM

i want a downsie chick

more forehead real estate to nut up

Prole

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #50 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:50:13 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 23, 2008, 05:19:45 PM

I found deaf porn(I think, I can't watch it)

http://www.tnaflix.com/view_video.php?viewkey=915685f379075f00a5cc

Damn it the video doesn't work for me.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #51 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:54:08 PM »

Ah oh well for those wanting a deaf chick...

http://www.deafsinglesconnection.com

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM »

do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #53 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:57:47 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM

do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Only when they found out you weren't deaf maybe?

Laramie · « **Reply #54 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:58:25 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM

do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?

Mupepe · « **Reply #55 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:58:53 PM »

true. i could say i'm newly deaf and i haven't learned sign language or anything yet.

i'll say some guy blew his load in my ear

Ganhyun · « **Reply #56 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:00:44 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 05:58:25 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?

If he took one out, the deaf person?

Not saying it couldn't be pulled off, he'd have to get the person to write everything down for him and make sure to not slip up and do something unconsciously like turn on the radio or something.

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on April 23, 2008, 06:00:44 PM

Quote from: Laramie on April 23, 2008, 05:58:25 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:56:49 PM
do you think they'd be pissed if i registered and I'm not deaf?

Who would know?

If he took one out, the deaf person?

Not saying it couldn't be pulled off, he'd have to get the person to write everything down for him and make sure to not slip up and do something unconsciously like turn on the radio or something.

i can't drive without music. maybe i'd just turn the bass all the way up on my system and say i like the vibrations of my favorite song. plus it will get her wet

can someone merge this topic with my master of your domain topic? it's pretty much the same thing now

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #58 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:15:22 PM »

Just go in with a few hand motions and dumb sounding grunts

But yeah we should all make a pact and go in on this then see if one of us can pull it off.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #59 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:16:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 05:58:53 PM

true. i could say i'm newly deaf and i haven't learned sign language or anything yet.

i'll say some guy blew his load in my ear

Can I be that guy?

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Author Topic: i want a blind chick (Read 4194 times)