Author Topic: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles (Read 2030 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** April 16, 2008, 04:13:05 AM »

Life Begins Without You
Darling, You're Trying Too Hard
Wishing I Had Never Met You
Too Little, Too Late, Too Bad
It's Not Me, It's You
Let's Lie Together

Eric P · « **Reply #1 on:** April 16, 2008, 08:35:22 AM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 16, 2008, 04:13:05 AM

Darling, You're Trying Too Hard

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:06:07 PM »

History Will Show This Thread Was a Failure

Eric P · « **Reply #3 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:07:48 PM »

fascism can be fun if you have a song in your heart

leftover whine

enchante', mi la morte

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:10:10 PM »

Death Would Be Better than Life With You

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:11:40 PM »

i remember manchester and smiling

the factory where they build broken men out of broken boys

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:18:05 PM »

pouring my heart out at tea time

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:23:00 PM »

eurovision's saddest entry

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #8 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:37:48 PM »

Nobody Loves You, Not Even Me

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** April 16, 2008, 01:59:07 PM »

Let us now intoxicate and then fornicate

Eric P · « **Reply #10 on:** April 16, 2008, 02:03:32 PM »

i'm sorry for the inconvenience, but i think that i may have loved you once

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #11 on:** April 16, 2008, 02:29:20 PM »

We'll Get Through This, Well At Least I Will
The Only Mistake I Ever Made Was You
Nobody Knows But Me

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** April 16, 2008, 02:38:48 PM »

all a bit rubbish
the times and trails of the last gentleman
all of this spectacle for so little

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** April 16, 2008, 02:58:44 PM »

No Jury in the World would Convict Me
It's a Long Way Down from the Top
You Can't Always Get What You Want, But I Can
Nobody Doesn't Want Me
Sod Britain

TVC15 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 16, 2008, 03:05:39 PM »

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/49879-morrissey-plans-new-single-show-in-israel

All You Need is Me

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:17:42 PM »

Now you just have to write the songs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:19:10 PM »

why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better

Laramie · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2008, 07:19:10 PM

why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better

I actually read an article where one of the "gays" just lambasted the Moz for never coming out of the closet. Apparently all of his songs are really easy to relate to for young "gays" in the closet.

Also, you should see how much hispanics love the guy.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:27:21 PM »

Some right-wing douchebag of a wannabe literary critic claimed that Kafka was "obviously" gay, basically because of his self-loathing and psychosexual issues. People can hate themselves and their sexuality without being gay, dammit!

Laramie · « **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:29:32 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 16, 2008, 07:27:21 PM

Some right-wing douchebag of a wannabe literary critic claimed that Kafka was "obviously" gay, basically because of his self-loathing and psychosexual issues. People can hate themselves and their sexuality without being gay, dammit!

I loathe the trend where people apply ideologies and sexualities to the deceased. It seems that every famous person ever was a gay atheist. A gaytheist if you will (NOT a gay-theist however).

Edit: I mean Oscar Wilde was gay? What planet are you from?

Trent Dole · « **Reply #20 on:** April 16, 2008, 07:50:36 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 16, 2008, 07:22:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
why do gay guys absolutely adore morrissey? he's basically on madonna levels for them, and i think he's way better

I actually read an article where one of the "gays" just lambasted the Moz for never coming out of the closet. Apparently all of his songs are really easy to relate to for young "gays" in the closet.

Also, you should see how much hispanics love the guy.

Would you call these the moves of a closeted man?
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November spawned a huge taco.

Also calling a B-side collection Bona Drag, which is gay slang. Along wth the whole thing about him currently living in Rome with another man. Moz am wilde homo. Not that it matters at all. I love how he's able to tell everyone and everything to fuck off in the classiest fashion possible.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2008, 08:02:07 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2008, 08:27:53 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 16, 2008, 07:29:32 PM

Edit: I mean Oscar Wilde was gay? What planet are you from?

totally.

wild hetro

Laramie · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2008, 11:41:15 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on April 16, 2008, 07:50:36 PM

November spawned a huge taco.

I love Bona Drag. I think Picadilly Palare is about a group of roving male gay prostitues led by Morrissey.

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Author Topic: ITT we make up fake Morrissey song titles (Read 2030 times)