Worst thing to throw up?

[Saint Cornelius]

I went to D&Bs for my birthday many, many moons ago. Drank lots of beer, then started drinking some bullshit, I know there was one of those fucking Smirnoff malt liquor fucking things (note: fuck a malt liquor) in the mix. I don't remember getting into bed but I do remember waking up, getting on my hands in knees while still in bed and fucking barfing violently over the edge of the bed, not giving a fuck about cleaning it up or anything. Luckily I barked onto a blanket which could be easily contained.

All my friends had drawn on me with a Sharpie, too. DOn't remember that at all. That thit is harder than fuck to get off too

[Mupepe]

Man.... I forgot what it was but  it always tastes nasty when it comes up.

Cum?

[Saint Cornelius]

 

[Himu]

Man.... I forgot what it was but  it always tastes nasty when it comes up.

Cum?

Naw, that's delicious no matter when it is coming up or down. You should know that baby.

[Mupepe]

Man.... I forgot what it was but  it always tastes nasty when it comes up.

Cum?

Naw, that's delicious no matter when it is coming up or down. You should know that baby.

:sickburn

[Himu]

Man.... I forgot what it was but  it always tastes nasty when it comes up.

Cum?

Naw, that's delicious no matter when it is coming up or down. You should know that baby.

:sickburn

 

[BlueTsunami]

Bz's pubes? They tickle alot on the way back

[Phoenix Dark]

Bz's pubes? They tickle alot on the way back

I remember one time in class one of my friends ran into the room and sat near me. He was obviously very excited, and he explained why

Justin: Dude, I was in math class with Christy today, and she was talking to Heidi
Phoenix: Ok...
Justin: *whispers* they were talking about blowjobs
Phoenix: WAT?
Justin: She said she gives her boyfriend blowjobs all the time, but she had to stop because his pubes kept getting stuck in her teeth
Phoenix: HAHAHA
Justin: DUDE, I'm going to talk to her today and see if I can see pubes in her teeth
Phoenix: No no. Walk up to her and ask if she needs some floss
Justin: HAHAHA

He actually gave her the floss the next day, AND SHE TOOK IT

Oh god, 10th grade

[Vizzys]

Nice.

[BlueTsunami]

Bz's pubes? They tickle alot on the way back

I remember one time in class one of my friends ran into the room and sat near me. He was obviously very excited, and he explained why

Justin: Dude, I was in math class with Christy today, and she was talking to Heidi
Phoenix: Ok...
Justin: *whispers* they were talking about blowjobs
Phoenix: WAT?
Justin: She said she gives her boyfriend blowjobs all the time, but she had to stop because his pubes kept getting stuck in her teeth
Phoenix: HAHAHA
Justin: DUDE, I'm going to talk to her today and see if I can see pubes in her teeth
Phoenix: No no. Walk up to her and ask if she needs some floss
Justin: HAHAHA

He actually gave her the floss the next day, AND SHE TOOK IT

Oh god, 10th grade

I'm not sure why, but the Wonder Years theme song came up in my head while reading

[Phoenix Dark]

Bz's pubes? They tickle alot on the way back

I remember one time in class one of my friends ran into the room and sat near me. He was obviously very excited, and he explained why

Justin: Dude, I was in math class with Christy today, and she was talking to Heidi
Phoenix: Ok...
Justin: *whispers* they were talking about blowjobs
Phoenix: WAT?
Justin: She said she gives her boyfriend blowjobs all the time, but she had to stop because his pubes kept getting stuck in her teeth
Phoenix: HAHAHA
Justin: DUDE, I'm going to talk to her today and see if I can see pubes in her teeth
Phoenix: No no. Walk up to her and ask if she needs some floss
Justin: HAHAHA

He actually gave her the floss the next day, AND SHE TOOK IT

Oh god, 10th grade

I'm not sure why, but the Wonder Years theme song came up in my head while reading

 

I have so many stories like that. That was basically my first year in a highschool setting, and I loved it. Every second of it.

In fact, I'm going to make a thread about AWESOME highschool/college/school stories

[G The Resurrected]

Have eaten spaggetti i just puked and it came out my nose. Fucking heartburn been driving me insane and making me nausious.