Author Topic: The army is full of stupid people. (Read 4815 times)

rodi · « **on:** April 17, 2008, 06:05:14 PM »

So, they kicked two shit bags off the road because the civilian cops don't like them, thus some other guy and I take over their schedules. Well, some corporal tells us that the schedules have been revised, so we work two days we would have otherwise had off if we kept the shit bag's original schedules. Well, we work those days and when our days off finally do come around and we're chilling having a grand old time they call us and tell us that the revised schedule is moot and the original schedule is truth. So, now I am working six straight days with ten to twelve hour shifts all because some private wasn't told the revised schedule and was put in charge. (and I can't go higher because a sergeant told the private and the corporal is on sick vacation).

I blame God. :'(

Tauntaun · « **Reply #1 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:09:22 PM »

Let's watch some brazilian fart porn together.

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MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:25:18 PM »

Im watchin Matlock's take on the military, it is equally lolz

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:25:49 PM »

You've got a PM rodi.

rodi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:28:01 PM »

Quote

You've got a PM rodi.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #5 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:29:19 PM »

Is that you? Are you and MP venting your frustration?

rodi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:30:16 PM »

I'm a very mellow person at heart.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:31:17 PM »

Me too, we all need to vent sometimes though, I understand.

I like flowers and puppies, you?

rodi · « **Reply #8 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:32:16 PM »

I like cats and dogs, but this girl down the hall likes kicking them down the stairs and her hamster keeps escaping from its cage and hiding in her room.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:33:28 PM »

She's a meany, you can shoot people like that right? I love cats too we actually have two cats and my wife is getting a yorkie this summer.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #10 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:34:35 PM »

Well, you are talking about the army.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:35:08 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 17, 2008, 06:34:35 PM

Well, you are talking about the army.

Rodi's not dumb though, or my cousin at West Point.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #12 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:35:27 PM »

My friend was in the Army and he said it was nowhere near as organized as it is portrayed to be. When they had parachuting exercises, no one was willing to jump. The Sergeant then begged my friend to do so, saying that everyone looked up to him. My friend refused and quit shortly afterwards.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 17, 2008, 06:37:06 PM »

Gotta go work out, ttyl.

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW....

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...people are dying!

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rodi · « **Reply #14 on:** April 17, 2008, 07:11:16 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 17, 2008, 06:35:27 PM

My friend was in the Army and he said it was nowhere near as organized as it is portrayed to be. When they had parachuting exercises, no one was willing to jump. The Sergeant then begged my friend to do so, saying that everyone looked up to him. My friend refused and quit shortly afterwards.

That sounds like it.

demi · « **Reply #15 on:** April 17, 2008, 07:27:53 PM »

Why didn't you two just dyke it out to pass the time?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** April 17, 2008, 08:00:01 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #17 on:** April 17, 2008, 08:52:53 PM »

rodi

rodi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 17, 2008, 09:20:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 17, 2008, 07:27:53 PM

Why didn't you two just dyke it out to pass the time?

I'm no whore!!!

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Although my all female barracks is almost like a whore house...

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #19 on:** April 17, 2008, 09:23:39 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 17, 2008, 09:20:34 PM

Quote from: demi on April 17, 2008, 07:27:53 PM
Why didn't you two just dyke it out to pass the time?

I'm no whore!!!

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Is there anyone with implants?

Eric P · « **Reply #20 on:** April 18, 2008, 08:51:32 AM »

Quote from: rodi on April 17, 2008, 09:20:34 PM

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i smell new genre of porn film

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** April 18, 2008, 10:59:26 AM »

God, that confirms my sexy suspiciouns

Tauntaun · « **Reply #22 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:00:16 AM »

Question here though, if the army is full of stupid people then does that make rodi stupid??!?

*world shattered*

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #23 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:29:32 AM »

We're making a senior issue for our school's newspaper, and we sent out a survey to all the seniors asking what they're doing after high school. They people who put the military...well, all I'll say is that I fear for my life.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** April 18, 2008, 11:34:31 AM »

I want to see Rodi in uniform. I bet she'd look so hot.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #25 on:** April 18, 2008, 02:14:46 PM »

BTW Rodi, do you work at Camp Smith in NY? I thought I remembered you saying you were stationed in NY and Camp Smith is the only place I know by me. The world revolves around me, get used to it.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26 on:** April 18, 2008, 03:27:44 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 17, 2008, 06:35:27 PM

My friend was in the Army and he said it was nowhere near as organized as it is portrayed to be. When they had parachuting exercises, no one was willing to jump. The Sergeant then begged my friend to do so, saying that everyone looked up to him. My friend refused and quit shortly afterwards.

I could actually see some reasoning to that. My uncle was a Green Beret and a Paratrooper and he's had many, many surgeries due to the many jumps he had to do when he was in both of those positions. Fortunately, the military is paying the bills for it but he is always having surgery.

rodi · « **Reply #27 on:** April 18, 2008, 07:16:06 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 18, 2008, 02:14:46 PM

BTW Rodi, do you work at Camp Smith in NY? I thought I remembered you saying you were stationed in NY and Camp Smith is the only place I know by me. The world revolves around me, get used to it.

I'm at Fort Drum. I wish I was at camp smith.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #28 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:59:48 AM »

Quote from: rodi on April 18, 2008, 07:16:06 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 18, 2008, 02:14:46 PM
BTW Rodi, do you work at Camp Smith in NY? I thought I remembered you saying you were stationed in NY and Camp Smith is the only place I know by me. The world revolves around me, get used to it.

I'm at Fort Drum. I wish I was at camp smith.

Oh wow, you are way up there, keeping the great northern hordes at bay.

PS- They have some tanks out in front of Camp Smith and every time I pass them going to my friend's house I want to get in one and shoot off a couple rounds. I think that'd be wicked cool. Use your mighty PFC powers to make this happen. ;p

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:00:29 AM »

rodi · « **Reply #30 on:** April 19, 2008, 07:50:03 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on April 19, 2008, 03:00:29 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 18, 2008, 11:34:31 AM
I want to see Rodi in uniform. I bet she'd look so hot.

Me too. She's so cute.

Oh stop it.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #31 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:03:16 AM »

She looks like HomemadeMilk but with longer hair and a vagina.

demi · « **Reply #32 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:16:43 AM »

So you're saying she looks like HomeMade Milk but with longer hair

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #33 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:21:05 AM »

I stand corrected.

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:52:41 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on April 19, 2008, 08:03:16 AM

She looks like HomemadeMilk but with longer hair and a vagina.

sounds pretty cute

rodi · « **Reply #35 on:** April 19, 2008, 06:47:15 PM »

CrystalGemini wonders why she isn't one of my top favorite people in the world.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #36 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:05:28 PM »

Quote from: rodi on April 19, 2008, 06:47:15 PM

CrystalGemini wonders why she isn't one of my top favorite people in the world.

Sounds like, I was gonna say something witty here but..oh yeah, SHOULDN'T YOU BE ON GUARD DUTY WOMAN?!?? Protect me beeetch! I scarred of the terrrrists.

Use your kung-fu they don't know about that.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #37 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:16:28 PM »

CG spittin' fiya!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #38 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:17:37 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2008, 10:16:28 PM

CG spittin' fiya!

She's a hardcore Triad.

Ichirou · « **Reply #39 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:37:56 PM »

rodi · « **Reply #40 on:** April 20, 2008, 09:34:24 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on April 19, 2008, 10:37:56 PM

Quote from: rodi on April 19, 2008, 06:47:15 PM
CrystalGemini wonders why she isn't one of my top favorite people in the world.

Post pictures of your cute self to prove her wrong.

But...I already did!!! :'(

Ichirou · « **Reply #41 on:** April 20, 2008, 09:43:18 AM »

rodi · « **Reply #42 on:** April 20, 2008, 09:44:46 AM »

I will...but not now. The time is not ripe (I just took a shower lawl).

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** April 20, 2008, 09:56:03 AM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #44 on:** April 21, 2008, 11:24:20 AM »

Quote from: rodi on April 20, 2008, 09:44:46 AM

I will...but not now. The time is not ripe (I just took a shower lawl).

That's like a bad translation from a kung-fu flick.

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Author Topic: The army is full of stupid people. (Read 4815 times)