Author Topic: Breaking News: Me too! (Read 1006 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **on:** April 18, 2008, 11:59:41 PM »

I had a similar experience. About a year ago I got into a similar trade agreement with one of our fellow EBers. I did my end but those promises of a gay my fair lady fell way short. Now I've lost something I'll never get back. *tear

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MCD · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:00:38 AM »

who did it son?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:01:51 AM »

BS! You never held up your end of the agreement: I asked for a liter of sperm!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:01:54 AM »

He's watching

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:02:21 AM »

Tell us his username, just in case one us is thinking of trading on this board.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:04:34 AM »

Moving to Seattle is required for me to do the Pygmalion to you, Arby.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:05:48 AM »

Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 19, 2008, 12:01:51 AM

BS! You never held up your end of the agreement: I asked for a liter of sperm!

I wasn't referring to you! Our deal went off without a hitch...other than fluid production.

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Curse: Just don't trade with sex buttlery and you'll do fine.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:07:24 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 19, 2008, 12:04:34 AM

Moving to Seattle is required for me to do the Pygmalion to you, Arby.

You said A weekend would do *tear.

My butt hurts.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:08:12 AM »

Also, I think the deal might be OFF THE TABLE now that I learned about you and the thinking about thinking about suicide and the chick that cuts herself. Speaking of which, you haven't gotten really drunk and made a fool of yourself for us lately.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2008, 12:10:19 AM »

I know. I'm sorry. I thought this thread might do, with out the drunkenness that is.

tiesto · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:44:54 PM »

I got fucked over in the NeoGAF secret santa

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:07:20 PM »

Mupepe's brother stole my stuff $:-\$

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:11:49 PM »

I don't know what to think, did Father_Mike get owned? Usually taking it in the butt means you get owned but no shit pushin' transpired. And I officially put forth that Father_Mike's username should be changed to Father_Springsteen

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:15:52 PM »

Who said anything about taking it up the butt now?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:34:26 PM »

Candyflip · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:40:50 PM »

I was watching a porn the other day with one guy and two girls. He's doing the one girl in the butt for a while. When he pulls out, a little chunk of poopy slips out as he pops his wang into the other girl's mouth. Boner kill total $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:48:47 PM »

no one will ever be able to convince me that an ass can be clean enough to justify rimming, or that anal sex doesn't leave some dukie on the dicky

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:05:14 PM »

Father Mike, listen, if you aren't coming to Seattle, it's not going to happen. If you want to simulate me tearing up your ass, stick your index figure up there. It's a remarkably accurate simulation.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:12:58 PM »

I'll go to Seattle

Candyflip · « **Reply #19 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:22:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 03:48:47 PM

no one will ever be able to convince me that an ass can be clean enough to justify rimming, or that anal sex doesn't leave some dukie on the dicky

Enemas conquer all poo

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** April 19, 2008, 04:54:02 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 19, 2008, 04:05:14 PM

Father Mike, listen, if you aren't coming to Seattle, it's not going to happen. If you want to simulate me tearing up your ass, stick your index figure up there. It's a remarkably accurate simulation.

But I just want the gay my fair lady with out the sex or the gay. I guess it was never meant to be. *tear.