Author Topic: I smell like shit right now (Read 1266 times)

AdmiralViscen · « **on:** April 19, 2008, 01:13:18 AM »

Fuck

It's so hot in here

Ichirou · « **Reply #1 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:14:14 AM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #2 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:15:06 AM »

I'm only wearing boxers lol

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #3 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:16:07 AM »

shit's miraculous.

Bildi · « **Reply #4 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:38:01 AM »

When you can actually smell yourself, you've certainly achieved quite a commendable stink level.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** April 19, 2008, 02:56:05 AM »

It's gettin' hot in herr, so take off all yo clothes!

Tauntaun · « **Reply #6 on:** April 19, 2008, 03:02:25 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 01:23:31 AM

One time I licked my armpit to see what it would taste like.

Oh God what the fuck.

You sir, are an idiot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:53:15 AM »

I TOLD YOU AT 11 TO TAKE A SHOWER YOU STINKY BUM

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #8 on:** April 19, 2008, 11:25:21 AM »

Not true boi, I made this topic at same time as convooo

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #9 on:** April 19, 2008, 01:13:47 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 06:31:34 AM

I was curious.

It was pretty bad. It was like I sucked old milk out of a nasty moldy sock that had been in some dudes ass. What made it worse was I had a dry cough the entire day and no matter what I ate or drank I'd always cough and taste it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** April 19, 2008, 05:55:20 PM »

The worst I've ever smelled was when I ran out of deodorant one hot spring day and then decided to put some of my mom's scented lotion under my armpits. I had to leave school after my first class because it smelled so bad. At first it seemed like it was working, then BAM

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** April 19, 2008, 06:47:35 PM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #12 on:** April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM »

The hot water has been out all fucking day.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:08:57 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM

The hot water has been out all fucking day.

That sucks man, I feel you though as our apartment has terrible water pressure. In case you were wondering I mean terrible as in the water completely cutting out while you're taking a shower at basically any time of the day. :doh Our water is from a well and the water heater sucks dick. Whenever we go to someone's house we are like, 'wow, this is what a shower should feel like.'

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:31:06 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 19, 2008, 10:08:57 PM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on April 19, 2008, 08:09:23 PM
The hot water has been out all fucking day.

That sucks man, I feel you though as our apartment has terrible water pressure. In case you were wondering I mean terrible as in the water completely cutting out while you're taking a shower at basically any time of the day. :doh Our water is from a well and the water heater sucks dick. Whenever we go to someone's house we are like, 'wow, this is what a shower should feel like.'

You and your wife take showers at other people's houses..?

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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #15 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:35:28 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 19, 2008, 01:23:31 AM

One time I licked my armpit to see what it would taste like.

Oh God what the fuck.

There was a scene in this movie where Paul Frazier licks the chick from Medium's armpit. It was the hottest shit ever

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:36:24 PM »

^

We don't take showers together at other people's houses, kinda awkward.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:40:54 PM »

you didn't answer my other question

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #18 on:** April 19, 2008, 10:43:45 PM »

HOT WATER

Tauntaun · « **Reply #19 on:** April 20, 2008, 01:13:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2008, 10:40:54 PM

you didn't answer my other question

know any black MEN?

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** April 20, 2008, 01:13:57 AM »

omg $:-\$

Tauntaun · « **Reply #21 on:** April 20, 2008, 01:27:45 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 20, 2008, 01:13:57 AM

omg $:-\$

WAAAAhahahahahaha!!!

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** April 20, 2008, 01:34:18 AM »

I don't sweat enough to use deodorant. I don't SMELL BADLY enough to use it either. Daily showers, bitches, ya hear?

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Author Topic: I smell like shit right now (Read 1266 times)