Author Topic: Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes :bow2 :bow2 (Read 635 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** April 20, 2008, 04:41:58 PM »

I love watching bad movies on Hulu. But fuck, this movie is so terrible. There's fucking man-monkey subtext everywhere in this movie!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** April 20, 2008, 04:55:04 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 20, 2008, 04:45:50 PM

Isn't planet of the apes really just a huge metaphor for the white mans fight against black people?

It's an allegory about the conflict between religion and science, specifically biblical literalism and evolution.

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just kidding . . . it's a warning to whites. WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2008, 04:57:08 PM »

I've seen the Blu-ray on sale several times but each time I passed even though it's supposedly a good transfer.

You know a movie w/lots of special effects is shit when I won't even rewatch it in 1080p.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:01:29 PM »

Yeah, HD can't even make this movie good. Fuck it's terrible. All the apes talk like they've got a shitload of spit in their mouth

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4 on:** April 20, 2008, 05:14:45 PM »

Even Beneath the Planet of the Apes was better than this garbage.

Sewer mutants worshiping an atomic bomb > Apebraham Lincoln

Bloodwake · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2008, 09:27:28 AM »

Undeniable proof that Tim Burton isn't that good of a director.

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