Epic President thinks Wii is a fucking Godsend.

[hyp]

http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=10093&Itemid=2

Mike Capps, head of Epic, doesn’t like Nintendo’s Wii console one bit.

“… First of all, great credit to them,” Capps said of Nintendo in an IGN interview before the Wii bashing began. “The first time I played a videogame with my parents – aging myself a bit – was on Atari 2600. The next time I played a videogame with my parents, 25 years later or whatever, was Wii Tennis. So it's about bringing people together, families, Thanksgiving, all that. I think it's kind of like a weird virus because I have not yet found a reason to play with my Wii since then.

“Zelda I really didn't enjoy on it. They back-fitted the control scheme on it, it was better on the GameCube. Mario, I wish there had been a button instead of wiggle and all that kind of ****. So I haven't played anything that I really wished hadn't been on another platform sadly enough. It's a virus where you buy it and you play it with your friends and they're like, ‘Oh my God that's so cool, I'm gonna go buy it’. So you stop playing it after two months, but they buy it and they stop playing it after two months but they've showed it to someone else who then goes out and buys it and so on. Everyone I know bought one and nobody turns it on. Obviously there's a class of people who really love it and enjoy it and are getting into the games but I'm still waiting for that one game that makes me play it. Who knows, maybe Wii Fit will be it."

In the wide-ranging interview which includes some cool chat about Gears of War 2, Capps goes on to say, “We all say Wii now and never even think about the name anymore. They know what they're doing and they make money better than anyone else does. As an investor you love 'em, but as a next-gen console technology maker, they don't run UE3 and they can't."

And will Epic ever make a Wii title?

“We go forward, not back. It makes more sense for us to invest in the next-generation tech. There have been shops that have done it. Red Steel was a launch title and that was on Unreal Engine. So it's been done. How you take an engine that's all based on shaders and materials and run it on hardware that doesn't support shaders is just impossible. It's about as easy as PSP for us. Maybe it would make sense, but it makes more sense to invest going forward.”

Stinging stuff.

[MCD]

he's a business man, no UE3 support no likey.

[AdmiralViscen]

Leave it at GAF imo

[Mupepe]

play saints row instead

[demi]

Leave it at GAF imo

Suck a dick

[hyp]

 

is this some epic gaf thread?  cause i don't even visit gaf regularly.

[MCD]

Leave it at GAF imo

suck a strapon

[AdmiralViscen]

PR console wars gooo

[MCD]

wii is in the console wars?

[demi]

is this some epic gaf thread?  cause i don't even visit gaf regularly.

I dunno, Viscen lurks GAF all the time it seems

SUCK A DICK

[Mupepe]

YOU SUCK A DICK, DEMI

[hyp]

you'd suck your own dick if you could.

[AdmiralViscen]

This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?

[Mupepe]

you'd suck your own dick if you could.

YOU HAVEN'T TRIED?

[Smooth Groove]

you'd suck your own dick if you could.

I'd if it would help me get into the porn industry like Ron Jeremy.  

[Phoenix Dark]

I agree with him on everything except Mario Galaxy, which rox

all the wii owners i know buy it after playing it at someone else's house, and two months later they forget it's in the living room

smh

[hyp]

This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?

wtf are you talking about?  i've posted diss interviews and pr shit before.  smh

and look how this thread turned out -- fellatio talk.  it's how we roll on EB 

[Smooth Groove]

Also, why can't we have a discussion about something just because it's already on GAF?  I haven't even posted there in months and I only go there when someone here post a link that interests me. 

[Mupepe]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

[Smooth Groove]

Himu should be able to do it if his belly weren't so big. 

[MCD]

This board didn't used to have the PR and diss interview postings.

Is there a quicker way to browse daily gaming info than 10 minutes on GAF per day?

why so serious?

[hyp]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

 

[Rman]

It wasn't that bad.  It seems more of a strategic move than anything else.  Epic's fanbase has been traditional hard core PC gamers.

[Phoenix Dark]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

[MCD]

It wasn't that bad.  It seems more of a strategic move than anything else.  Epic's fanbase has been traditional hard core PC gamers.

not anymore 

[Mupepe]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

I know!  and then you stick your tongue out and you're like "come on ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" and then you say fuck it and you figure it's pointless... until weeks, months, years later you're drunk on your sofa with a hard on and wonder "maybe I've grown JUST enough"

[Smooth Groove]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again.  

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily.  

[demi]

I've tried to suck my dick before, I almost got there

Maybe a couple more years

[Phoenix Dark]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...

[Mupepe]

I've tried to suck my dick before, I almost got there

Maybe a couple more years

uhh, why?  you can just get me to do it for you

[MCD]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...

you poor thing.

[Smooth Groove]

Seriously, hasn't everyone tried to do the bend in half dick suck attempt?

On a couple occasions to no avail. It's very tricky. I'm not small by any stretch of the imagination but it still doesn't come close to my chin wtf

Maybe you've been so sensitized by porn that you can't get fully erect anymore?  Take a break from porn and try again. 

Like dunking, this is something that any self-respecting black man should be able to do easily. 

I never get fully hard anymore...

Neither can Mandingo nor Biggz.   

[y2kev]

wii :hippo

[Mupepe]

wait, you never get fully hard anymore?  Maybe you should take a break with the JO'ing.

God, I never thought I'd say that.

[Smooth Groove]

I have to say I agree, and I'm a freaking Ntard.  The Wii is the first system from Nintendo that I didn't merely dislike (like the N64)...I HATE it.  Somehow, this was the console to get me to not even feel like finishing a Fire Emblem and I haven't even touched 3 games I own that are supposedly AAA (Mario Galaxy, Smash Bros, and Zelda).  I own those games and haven't played them.  i just don't feel like it for some god damned reason.

I hope they compete in tech and use a normal control method next gen...cus I can't take this shit much longer.

Why're you derailing the thread? 

[bud]

take a 3 day break from jo'ing

and when you do it again, the orgasm will feel incredible

that way, i can easily fill a cup

(no homo)

[hyp]

would you toss your own salad if you could?

[Mupepe]

would you toss your own salad if you could?

tried that too

[Smooth Groove]

would you toss your own salad if you could?

tried that too

Why would you even try that if you can't even suck your own dick?  The distance is quite a bit farther. 

[Mupepe]

how logically do you think when you're horny?

[Smooth Groove]

how logically do you think when you're horny?

Probably too much.  My last GF complained that I seemed like an observant that was just going through a checklist of what should be done. 

[hyp]

you're doctor material after all!

[Smooth Groove]

you're doctor material after all!

I don't know if that has anything to do with it.   

TBH, she was kinda right because I was just trying to do stuff that I've seen in porn.   

[Van Cruncheon]

did you give 'er the ol' stungun

also: DERAIL OF THE MONTH

[AdmiralViscen]

Uh, the GAF thread was about the Gears 2 info, not the Wii diss. I didn't make my comment because the discussion was on GAF. It's because the tit for tat consolery here is getting old and GAF's turn from game discussion to PR reposts is what makes it so abominable to scroll through.

oh shnit 2 pages lol oops

[Mupepe]

how logically do you think when you're horny?

Probably too much.  My last GF complained that I seemed like an observant that was just going through a checklist of what should be done. 

you must be a stud in the sack

I only think about what will make me feel good at that moment.  but then again, I guess that's also why I regret so many sexual situations

[Trent Dole]

This is my third day without nutting, but that will be taken care of later.  Epic can not make Wii games all it wants, I'm not super keen on GoW anyway. 

[bork]

Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).

[Phoenix Dark]

Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).

I don't think it's an erection problem per se. I've seen so much porn that it's hard to find anything new that really excites me. If something is extremely kinky I get kinda hard, whereas if it's the same ol stuff I might start beating off and realize I'm soft a couple minutes later. Right now I'm kinda branching into waterworks stuff (squirting) which is hella hardcore. But it still hasn't awoken the dragon, as Viserys would say.

There's no doubt in my mind that I'd get hard if a chick pulled down my pants (I've got a chicks-looking-at-dicks-fetish)

[pilonv1]

this thread

[TakingBackSunday]

Epic President

[Bildi]

Yeah, I can't reach.  Not nearly flexible enough and I'd probably need at least another 4" to get even close. 

would you toss your own salad if you could?

No way.  I'm evil incarnate down there, whereas girls are all fluffy clouds, bunny rabbits and rainbows down there.

[Crushed]

[bork]

Um.  Huh.  Retitle thread, move?  I dunno.   

PD, if you're serious, you need to quit it with the porn already.  You are setting yourself up for some real problems down the road.  It's not going to be fun when you finally do get with a girl and find yourself unable to maintain an erection, and if the problem is mental, it's going to be a lot harder to beat (no pun intended).

I don't think it's an erection problem per se. I've seen so much porn that it's hard to find anything new that really excites me. If something is extremely kinky I get kinda hard, whereas if it's the same ol stuff I might start beating off and realize I'm soft a couple minutes later. Right now I'm kinda branching into waterworks stuff (squirting) which is hella hardcore. But it still hasn't awoken the dragon, as Viserys would say.

There's no doubt in my mind that I'd get hard if a chick pulled down my pants (I've got a chicks-looking-at-dicks-fetish)

Really didn't need to know your porn fetishes, but uh...yeah.  You are definitely setting yourself up for trouble later.  Get out of your room more and stop-a-whackin.

[Bildi]

I'm not convinced PD will have issues in terms of getting it up.  He may be desensitized when it comes to porn but I suspect as soon as a girl brushes past his pee pee he'll crack himself in the forehead.  I don't know for sure though.

A problem you may have PD is the problem I have from too much a-spankin'.  I find it next to impossible to orgasm from normal sex, due to many years of my vice-like grip and prolonged fap sessions.

This has its upsides, but of course raises other problems when your partner thinks you aren't going off because they aren't "up to the task".  The solution on my part is to ease up the grip and slow down the pace when fapping, but frankly I usually can't be bothered and carry on as usual.