Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!)  (Read 37098 times)

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Ok, let's see who can last the longest here.  I'm expecting you all to be honest here and I trust you all (Himumu is not allowed to join for obvious reasons).

So, put down your name here and I'll add you to a list and post in here when you break and I'll update the list with your "Moment of Weakness: mm/dd/yy 00:00:00"

So, gentleman... start your engi... Nevermind, you better cool it down a bit.

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If you don't know what I mean, you can't spill (or squirt for women) your jizzm jazzm for as long as you can take it.  And watch Seinfeld Season 4/Episode 51 "The Contest" for reference and pointers.
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Participants:
Mupepe - Moment of Weakness - 4/29/2008 - 1:00am CST
TVC 15
Forgotten Ancient - Moment of Weakness - 4/24/08 - 6:41:31 PM CST
Particle Reality - Moment of Weakness - 4/24/08 - 11:32:23 PM CST
GilloD
Grecco
Father Mike - Moment of Weakness - 4/26/2008 - Noon CST
Phoenix Dark - Moment of Weakness - 4/23/2008 - Morning : Study : Time
Candyflip - Moment of Weakness - 4/26/2008 - 11:48:00pm
Joe Molotov - Moment of Weakness - 4/27/2008 10:51:21pm CST
Bildi - Moment of Weakness - 4/28/2008 - 7:01:01pm CST
Enl
Cajolejuice - Moment of Weakness - 4/29/2008 - 2:55am CST
Spencer - Moment of Weakness - Sometime during the evening of 4/24/2008
ferrarimanf355 - Moment of Weakenss - Approximately 9pm CST - 4/25/2008
Elleinad
trh - Moment of Weakness - 10:07:49pm CST - 4/25/2008
Malek: King of Kings = Moment of Weakness - 10:20:01pm CST - 4/30/2008
RoboJ - Moment of Weakness - 11:53:45 PM CST - 04/24/2008

SIGN UPS CLOSED!!!

By default, Elleinad wins the Female Master of their Domain award, well... because she's the only female that entered.

4/23/2008 7:25pm CST - PD is the first man out of the game.  He stumbled off the wagon at approximately Morning:Study:Time on 4/23/2008.  I hope you did it twice; once for you, and once for me.

4/24/2008 7:40pm CST - Forgotten Ancient veered off the track when he noticed two young women on the side of the road searching for treasure within.

4/24/2008 11:33pm CST - RoboJ is our second man to give in today.  Apparently it's been 3 days.  I bet he feels better

4/25/2008 9:29am CST - I awoke this morning to find ParticleReality in a pool of his own filth.  He must have came some time in the night :'(

4/26/2008 7:20am CST - Yesterday was truly a troubling day.  3 of our men did not survive.  Spencer sold out for a woman (a woman! smh).  trh cracked under the pressure.  He was found by the roadside babbling about how great he did last time.  ferrarimanf355 almost seemed proud of his accomplishment.  He wore his pant stains like a badge of honor.  *Salute*

4/27/2008 5:10pm CST - Candyflip got dirty while watching a girl get clean.  Tsk tsk.  Father Mike let himself loose at high noon yesterday.  Joe quietly abandoned the troops somewhere in the mountains.  We turned around and he was gone.  :'(

4/29/2008 7:28am CST - Cajolejuice gave in late during the night, when temptations are at their peak.  I was seduced by a she-devil and fuck... it was worth it.  Bildi dreamt of a land far away with hobbits and gold and big breasted elves.

5/1/2008 9:00am CST - Malek, El Rey, succumbed to his dirty little fantasies.  After all that shit talking, his depression did nothing but make him cry while he JO'ed
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 11:29:49 AM by Mupepe »

TVC15

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2008, 11:10:21 PM »
What do I get when I win?
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Mupepe

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2008, 11:16:06 PM »
What do I get when I win?
What do you want?

Ok, I misunderstood the thread.

.....

This is going to be hard....it's like telling me not to brush my teeth or something.  FUCKKKKK
Maybe you'll end up like George when he stops fucking...

[youtube=425,350]WTwE7xDZkPk[/youtube]

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2008, 11:16:46 PM »
I;m in. 9:53 est, 4/21
wha

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2008, 11:16:52 PM »
ironic considering mupepe is no longer the master of his domain...
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Mupepe

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2008, 11:20:27 PM »
Updated the participants list.

I;m in. 9:53 est, 4/21
Is that when you joined or did you fuck up that fast? ???

y2kev

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »
DOES SEX BREAK THE RULES
haw

Joe Molotov

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2008, 11:23:51 PM »
Alright, I'm in.

I'm going to beat all of you. I HAVE YOUTH ON MY SIDE!

Unless you're pre-pubescent, youth won't help you.  :lol
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Candyflip

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2008, 11:23:53 PM »
I'll do this. I've been fapping too much lately anyway.
ffs

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2008, 11:27:03 PM »
I've got a lesion on my dick so I might as well give it a rest

4/21 10:06
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2008, 11:43:44 PM »
ironic considering mupepe is no longer the master of his domain...

 :lol

I'm in. 

Grecco

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2008, 11:48:34 PM »
Ad me

Mupepe

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2008, 12:19:31 AM »

Bildi

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2008, 01:35:54 AM »
Please add me.  If I go five days I'll be decidedly impressed with myself.  Luckily I had a fap yesterday so the odds that I last until tomorrow are fairly good.  8)

Powerslave

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2008, 02:04:35 AM »
just fapped

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2008, 04:04:25 AM »
DOES SEX BREAK THE RULES
Yes

i was going to join and i would have definitely won if it wasn't for this :(

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2008, 04:32:40 AM »
So what does this contest entail?  No sex, jacking off, oral...etc.  What about dry humping, (major) making out, phone sex, fingering and all that jazz?  I would also like to know what the winner gets out of this!
O_O

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2008, 04:35:37 AM »
I usually do once or twice a week, I dont need a CONTEST when there is no PRIZE involved
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Beezy

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #18 on: April 22, 2008, 04:47:05 AM »
I'm out.

3:04 am Tuesday April 22ed 2008


In my defense, I was sent some pretty great bunkake porn.


It's callled bukkakke. :lol

pm me

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2008, 05:00:50 AM »
Bukkake.  Yeah, Dream Woman is the name of one series I'm pretty sure.

Enl

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2008, 05:29:58 AM »
Fuck it, I'm in. I stopped smoking for over a month so I might as well attempt to do this too. I've done much less wankin these recent years than my early 20's. To think that a random factor of a "wet dream" will become my biggest foe.
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mmm

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2008, 08:29:12 AM »
I just jerked it an hour ago before seeing this thread.

So I'm in now. As of 7:05 AM EDT April 22nd (it's EDT during daylight savings right)
AMC

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #22 on: April 22, 2008, 11:47:22 AM »
I'm going to beat all of you. I HAVE YOUTH ON MY SIDE!
Dude that means you're hornier than everyone else. You're so going to lose. I'm not even gonna try this shit, if I go four days I go nuts.
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2008, 12:50:17 PM »
I just jerked it an hour ago before seeing this thread.

So I'm in now. As of 7:05 AM EDT April 22nd (it's EDT during daylight savings right)

You wake up early to tug before work?  I admire your dedication to the craft.
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #24 on: April 22, 2008, 01:05:41 PM »

Mupepe

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #25 on: April 22, 2008, 01:39:07 PM »
So what does this contest entail?  No sex, jacking off, oral...etc.  What about dry humping, (major) making out, phone sex, fingering and all that jazz?  I would also like to know what the winner gets out of this!
Well to be fair, as long as your seed or goo isn't spilled, you're good.  Basically, you can't get off.  So if you decide to make out, dry hump or have phone sex, finger or get fingered, you're working against yourself because it's just going to make it that much worse.

I don't know what the prize is.  Someone suggest a prize! 

Also, last night was surprisingly difficult, WHAT THE FUCK! 

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Mupepe

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2008, 01:45:04 PM »
I don't know whether we should encourage sexy posts in this thread or prohibit them.  What do you guys think??

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #28 on: April 22, 2008, 01:49:32 PM »
I need to concentrate on finals, so I'm in.
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Powerslave

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #29 on: April 22, 2008, 01:54:22 PM »
for every day you dont jack off, im gonna jack off twice!

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2008, 02:20:33 PM »
either pd or cajole are gonna break first :-*


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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #31 on: April 22, 2008, 02:22:47 PM »
can i start again? I couldn't help it

i need to stop checking tnaflix
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #32 on: April 22, 2008, 02:26:44 PM »
can i start again? I couldn't help it

i need to stop checking tnaflix
smh

i'll give you another chance only because we still have people signing up.  Sign ups closed tonight at midnight CST.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #33 on: April 22, 2008, 02:27:46 PM »
OK

4/22
1:03PM
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y2kev

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #34 on: April 22, 2008, 02:28:22 PM »
pd has gotta give odds

at least 2:1
haw

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #35 on: April 22, 2008, 02:34:44 PM »
04/22/2008 01:11:15

I need a gif of Kramer going "I'm out!"
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #36 on: April 22, 2008, 02:47:17 PM »
04/22/2008 01:11:15

I need a gif of Kramer going "I'm out!"
:lol :lol

Emma Watson? smh

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #37 on: April 22, 2008, 02:52:06 PM »
 :rofl
Boo

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #38 on: April 22, 2008, 02:54:34 PM »
oh my fucking god, guys!

ok, you're all reset, including PR, until sign ups close tonight

I guess we should all have the same starting time anyways.

and if this is the case, i'm rubbing one out when i get home

Enl

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #39 on: April 22, 2008, 02:57:23 PM »
I need to concentrate on finals, so I'm in.
Fool, this is just going to make things harder. MWAHAHAHA!
mmm

Powerslave

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this is never gonna work anyway, the competition is already over, you're just doing it a second time

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nah, we can all have a starting time of tonight at the same time.  everyone was just starting when they signed up before.  this makes more sense anyways.


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BTW, everyone who signs up is going to begin receiving porn in the PM box from me :D


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wrong thread?

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three weeks is my record
QED

Powerslave

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when I first jerked off, I didn't do it again till 2 months later. Then it became 3 weeks later. Then once every few days.

Mupepe

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what the fuck?  I couldn't stop after i figured it out.  oh my fucking god

Powerslave

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I used to think I was gay too lol.




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but now I know I'm gay :-*
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Candyflip

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what the fuck?  I couldn't stop after i figured it out.  oh my fucking god
Seriously. And it was before I could produce jizz, so I would get all the perks with none of the mess. Man, that was the best.
ffs

Mupepe

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what the fuck?  I couldn't stop after i figured it out.  oh my fucking god
Seriously. And it was before I could produce jizz, so I would get all the perks with none of the mess. Man, that was the best.
hell yes.  the first time i jizzmed jazzmed, i was shocked.  i was like "what the fuck?  this is what those guys are shootin' out!"

Candyflip

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:lol "Eww it's so sticky"
ffs

Phoenix Dark

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I first jizzle jammed many years ago. Everytime I went to my grandma's house I'd notice she had lots of Jet Magazines. Each one has a "beauty of the week" pic of some black chick. Well I'd always lock myself in the bathroom and look at the pics; eventually I started rubbing my dick on the magazine page.

One day I decided to "borrow" a couple of my favorite Jets, and take them home with me. Around midnight I dimmed my night light and started looking at the beauties. Then I started fondling my dick in no particular rhyme or rhythm. A few minutes later I felt like I was peeing or something - I jumped out my bunk bed and ran to the bathroom in shock. Then I saw it for the first time. It was just a little semen, but I'm pretty sure I knew what it was. That's when everything changed
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Mupepe

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:lol "Eww it's so sticky"
did you smell it too? :yuck

I first jizzle jammed many years ago. Everytime I went to my grandma's house I'd notice she had lots of Jet Magazines. Each one has a "beauty of the week" pic of some black chick. Well I'd always lock myself in the bathroom and look at the pics; eventually I started rubbing my dick on the magazine page.

One day I decided to "borrow" a couple of my favorite Jets, and take them home with me. Around midnight I dimmed my night light and started looking at the beauties. Then I started fondling my dick in no particular rhyme or rhythm. A few minutes later I felt like I was peeing or something - I jumped out my bunk bed and ran to the bathroom in shock. Then I saw it for the first time. It was just a little semen, but I'm pretty sure I knew what it was. That's when everything changed
Mine was before catching the school bus and watching music videos on VH1.  it was great.  landed on my tummy

Phoenix Dark

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My porn journey started years ago, but I still remember it. When I was younger I was much hornier than I am today. Between the ages of 7 and 12 I exposed myself to 4 different girls, 3 of which returned the favor. Around 1999 or so I discovered the magic of internet porn. Finally I didn't have to sneek my mother's breast examination picture book into the bathroom to view the gems of womanhood - it was now accessible to me by a mere click of the mouse. For the next few months I delved into softcore pornography, starting with simple yet mesmerizing topless photographs.

After that I began to descend into celebrity nudity. I'd stay up late looking at nude pics of Britney Spears (at the time I didn't know what photoshop was), Pamela Anderson, Vanessa Williams, and Carmen Electra.

But then came the day that I discovered hardcore pornography. I don't remember if it was Japanese or Chinese porn, but at the time all I could think was she's got a dick in her mouth. From that point on my mind expanded in ways that have yet to be surpassed by years of formal education, religion, and politics. Not long after that I stopped looking at pictures of porn when I discovered you could actually watch videos of porn. I'd watch 10-30sec clips, but I was able to simulate watching full length porn videos by tabbing 5-10 videos in my browser, then using my left hand to rapidly switch to each (and click the play button) while jacking with my right hand; I was about to create my own ten minute compilation videos this way. When people ask me how long I've been ambidextrous I simply chuckle.

My next evolution occured through my discovery of Kazaa. Finally I could download full videos instead of having to create my own. It was like putting down the horse to buy a car: it felt good, and so much easier. From Kazaa I moved to Limewire, and then to torrents. My tastes are quite varied. I prefer ebony and interracial movies, and I usually skip past the striptease to the bj, then the money shot. I'm a big fan of cowgirl also though. For me, porn is a hobby no different than videogames, sports, or painting. I don't think I'll ever stop watching it.
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Bloodwake

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PD, that's slightly creepy.

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ferrarimanf355

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Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out.  :-*
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FlameOfCallandor

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PeeDee thats even a stretch for your online persona. Start telling the truth nicca  :punch

Bloodwake

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No masturbation?

Fuck that.
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bud

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the first time i jo'd, i felt like i had sinned

i asked god for forgiveness

zzz