Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!) (Read 37128 times)

trh · « **Reply #60 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:13:30 PM »

wait can i join in or did it close already?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #61 on:** April 22, 2008, 07:35:45 PM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 22, 2008, 06:28:32 PM

Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out.

Her?

Oblivion · « **Reply #62 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:20:21 PM »

Quote from: bud on April 22, 2008, 07:04:33 PM

the first time i jo'd, i felt like i had sinned

i asked god for forgiveness

Fortunately for me, the first time I jo'd, I had already outgrew that whole religion issue.

Bildi · « **Reply #63 on:** April 22, 2008, 08:47:42 PM »

I figured out fapping all by myself and later found out that everyone does it. I began with humping a pillow. Then I figured out I could use my hand.

And THEN I figured out I could fap using my hand WHILE STANDING UP. Holy shit that was a revelation.

Anyway, last night instead of fapping I discovered the wonders of Condemned 2 online multiplayer (it rocks). So hooray for this comp. We should do this every week.

trh · « **Reply #64 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:19:52 PM »

yeah i have trouble getting off while standing up too, it just feels weird.

Mupepe · « **Reply #65 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:36:56 PM »

Quote from: trh on April 22, 2008, 07:13:30 PM

wait can i join in or did it close already?

you can join. sign ups close tonight at midnight.

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 22, 2008, 06:28:32 PM

Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out.
(Image removed from quote.)

well you can JO tonight. Just be done by 12am cst

and JO'ing standing up is fucking uncomfortable. fuck that. I used to do it in the shower when I was still kind of "eh" about doing it in my room and I felt the shower was the only place private enough, but now that's too much work.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #66 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:38:34 PM »

For some reason, I JOed for the first time without the aid of any porn. Fear Factor was on TV, but I wasn't really paying attention to it.

Of course, being the elitist I am, I was like, "That only lasted like three minutes" and was slightly disappointed. Not too disappointed though. Then I learned to enjoy it and take my time, and the rest was history.

Porn helped too. I didn't JO to porn until I was like sixteen or seventeen. I had been JOing since like seventh grade, and one memorable time during church camp right after the guy preached on not masturbating.

Bildi · « **Reply #67 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:18:35 PM »

Is 12am cst about 4-5 hours away? It's only 12 midday here - I'm not going to get a last minute fap in because I only go home in about 6 hours. I'll be strong though.

I don't fap while standing up - it's uncomfortable for me too. I just remember discovering it and thinking it was amazing. I sat down a few seconds later.

demi · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:24:15 PM »

12AM is like 4 hours away yeah

What is wrong with rubbing it standing up? You have never eek'd one out in the shower?

Mupepe · « **Reply #69 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:31:54 PM »

2 hours and 53 minutes away.

Fuck, I was hoping my last one before the start of the competition was going to be from and HJ but she finished before I did and then we were done

Gotta finish it up myself in a bit.

I've eek'd one in the shower, but now that I live on my own and hell, even since late high school, it's too much work.

Bildi · « **Reply #70 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:34:04 PM »

Thanks guys.

Now that you mention it, I have had a standing fap in the shower. Pretty rare though.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #71 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:35:34 PM »

Quote from: demi on April 22, 2008, 11:24:15 PM

12AM is like 4 hours away yeah

What is wrong with rubbing it standing up? You have never eek'd one out in the shower?

I almost passed out when I took a real hot shower Ill eek'in it out. True story

Mupepe · « **Reply #72 on:** April 22, 2008, 11:38:24 PM »

I've gotten lightheaded trying to do it in the shower before. It just made it that much better $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #73 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:04:56 AM »

Do I still have time?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #74 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:08:14 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2008, 12:04:56 AM

Do I still have time?

Do you still have time to enter, or do you still have time to rub one out?

Yes to #1, and Probably to #2 depending on how long you take. You've still got 2 hours and 15 minutes.

demi · « **Reply #75 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:08:58 AM »

If Joe loses he has to upload a video to me

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #76 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:10:20 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2008, 12:08:14 AM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2008, 12:04:56 AM
Do I still have time?
You've still got 2 hours and 15 minutes.

I'm not Himuro.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #77 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:10:44 AM »

I'll mail you the evidence.

demi · « **Reply #78 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:11:08 AM »

A photo of your dick will suffice as well

Bildi · « **Reply #79 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:16:09 AM »

I just realised I haven't rubbed one out for over 48 hours. I'm really starting on the back foot here.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #80 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:16:30 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 12:16:09 AM

I just realised I haven't rubbed one out for over 48 hours. I'm really starting on the back foot here.

JO NOW

SIMULTANEOUS JOing OVER THE INTERNET

Bildi · « **Reply #81 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:19:48 AM »

While that concept is deliciously naughty, I can't. It's midday and I'm at work.

And my office door has a huge glass panel in it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #82 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:22:05 AM »

Bildi is starting off with a handicap. I commend you, sir

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #83 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:23:58 AM »

Can I join? I've been too drunk too rub one out over the last three days, so I'm not starting from an advantage.

Mupepe · « **Reply #84 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:24:59 AM »

You're in!

trh · « **Reply #85 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:27:41 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 22, 2008, 11:24:15 PM

12AM is like 4 hours away yeah

What is wrong with rubbing it standing up? You have never eek'd one out in the shower?

i have... sitting down

joing like a madman fyi

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #86 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 12:19:48 AM

While that concept is deliciously naughty, I can't. It's midday and I'm at work.

And my office door has a huge glass panel in it.

That's what the bathrooms are for.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #87 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:34:14 AM »

My game plan is to drink my self silly. If I have whiskey dick, this competition is mine.

Oblivion · « **Reply #88 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:39:36 AM »

Are we allowed to lie?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #89 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:45:05 AM »

Here you go, PR. Add this to your NetFlix queue.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113464/

Beezy · « **Reply #90 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:00:39 AM »

How much time left before this starts? I think I'll join in.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #91 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:06:36 AM »

I'm going to laugh at you guys.

While beating it to porn.

Mupepe · « **Reply #92 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:11:55 AM »

Quote from: Oblivion on April 23, 2008, 12:39:36 AM

Are we allowed to lie?

Come on now. Don't do that.

Quote from: Beezy on April 23, 2008, 01:00:39 AM

How much time left before this starts? I think I'll join in.

an hour and 12 minutes. squeeze one in real quick

Mupepe · « **Reply #93 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:18:18 AM »

sorry! I knew I was forgetting someone

Mupepe · « **Reply #94 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:20:16 AM »

I think GilloD will be out first. He has a wife.

Bildi · « **Reply #95 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:35:59 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 23, 2008, 12:37:20 AM

I can't because my toes curl into fists.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2008, 12:31:06 AM

That's what the bathrooms are for.

I have to admit the smell of air-freshener mixed with crap that permeates the mens bathroom kind of kills the mood.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #96 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:05:33 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 01:35:59 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 23, 2008, 12:37:20 AM
I can't because my toes curl into fists.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2008, 12:31:06 AM
That's what the bathrooms are for.

I have to admit the smell of air-freshener mixed with crap that permeates the mens bathroom kind of kills the mood.

Private bathrooms - hold options for lube that are safe and usually smell good to decent enough. Good place for JOing

Public bathrooms - fuck no. Only did that twice in desperation. Always smell like air freshener and crap. People coming in and out. Failboat.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #97 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:11:56 AM »

Too bad I wasn't prepared or I would offer a reward. Maybe if this happens again, I can laugh at you all, but at least offer something to the guy with the worst case of blue balls at the end of it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #98 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:35:49 AM »

There's no point in a prize, since people would obviously be lying.

demi · « **Reply #99 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:58:51 AM »

Sucks to be you guys. I am gonna rub one out so good.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #100 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:03:11 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 23, 2008, 02:58:51 AM

Sucks to be you guys. I am gonna rub one out so good.

I just did. Some damn hot porn too.

I'm not going to link it though. Just know that I haven't seen any porn with that good of a titty fucking.

Bildi · « **Reply #101 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:07:58 AM »

I'm probably being naive, but I don't see why anyone would bother lying about it.

As for a prize, getting to the end would be enough for me. The thought of going for more than about a week without a fap is so beyond my comprehension it's not even funny.

Maybe I'll even have a wet dream.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #102 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:55:26 AM »

I come back after a couple of weeks using my wii to post because my keyboard broke so I want to build a new computer and I just missed this.

awesome.

Mupepe · « **Reply #103 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:37:37 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 23, 2008, 03:07:58 AM

I'm probably being naive, but I don't see why anyone would bother lying about it.

As for a prize, getting to the end would be enough for me. The thought of going for more than about a week without a fap is so beyond my comprehension it's not even funny.

Maybe I'll even have a wet dream.

I haven't had a wet dream in YEARS

Let's see how long I can last!

Powerslave · « **Reply #104 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:37:16 PM »

I only had 1 wet dream in my life.

Mupepe · « **Reply #105 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:40:40 PM »

did you get any on your mother?

Powerslave · « **Reply #106 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:44:03 PM »

shut up SHUT UP

Robo · « **Reply #107 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:45:26 PM »

I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so add me to the list! I join the contest unintentionally!

Mupepe · « **Reply #108 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:47:48 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 23, 2008, 12:45:26 PM

I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so add me to the list! I join the contest unintentionally!

YOU'RE RETROACTIVELY IN!

Powerslave · « **Reply #109 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:48:18 PM »

Im gonna jerk off to that helen hunt pic

Robo · « **Reply #110 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:32:17 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 12:47:48 PM

Quote from: RoboJ on April 23, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so add me to the list! I join the contest unintentionally!
YOU'RE RETROACTIVELY IN!

Bloodwake · « **Reply #111 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:22:23 PM »

Yeah, there was no way that I was going to get into this contest.

The students won and Berea's porn block was gone, ironically on 420.

Therefore, I'm going to jerk it to porn I haven't seen in like three days.

Powerslave · « **Reply #112 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:22:56 PM »

http://www.pornkolt.com/visage/dange/anal/hardcore/gape-57886.html

this video is great

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #113 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:23:40 PM »

:'(

Bloodwake · « **Reply #114 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:37:24 PM »

So, for those who aren't playing, we should just post amazing masturbation stories. For some reason, this is fun.

By the way, jerking off while high is amazing, everyone should try it. It's almost a full body orgasm if you haven't JOed in a few days.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #115 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:43:31 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 22, 2008, 07:35:45 PM

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 22, 2008, 06:28:32 PM
Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out.

Her?

I can't make this shit up if I tried...
http://www.upressonline.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&ustory_id=6c450254-0323-4545-8afe-0c69ff9db100

trh · « **Reply #116 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:45:12 PM »

wups, forgot to add that i want in.

Mupepe · « **Reply #117 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:46:41 PM »

Quote from: trh on April 23, 2008, 02:45:12 PM

wups, forgot to add that i want in.

when's the last time you JO'ed?

Quote from: Bloodwake on April 23, 2008, 02:37:24 PM

So, for those who aren't playing, we should just post amazing masturbation stories. For some reason, this is fun.

By the way, jerking off while high is amazing, everyone should try it. It's almost a full body orgasm if you haven't JOed in a few days.

yes it is amazing. It's even best after like a really long tiring day. omg

trh · « **Reply #118 on:** April 23, 2008, 04:54:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 23, 2008, 02:46:41 PM

Quote from: trh on April 23, 2008, 02:45:12 PM
wups, forgot to add that i want in.
when's the last time you JO'ed?

about 11 pm GMT+1 last night

Mupepe · « **Reply #119 on:** April 23, 2008, 05:43:02 PM »

NSFW NSFW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/topless-guitar-hero.thumbnail.jpg

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omfg please someone find me the rest of these

^^*fap fap fap*

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Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!) (Read 37128 times)