Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!)  (Read 37126 times)

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Flannel Boy

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #121 on: April 23, 2008, 06:00:09 PM »
http://www.pornkolt.com/visage/dange/anal/hardcore/gape-57886.html



this video is great :hump
This was not a good time to discover such a good porn site.  :-\

I'll make it.


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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #123 on: April 23, 2008, 06:55:58 PM »
wups, forgot to add that i want in.
when's the last time you JO'ed?

about 11 pm GMT+1 last night
shit, missed this.  you're in.

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #124 on: April 23, 2008, 07:28:47 PM »
OK, I'm still going.  I was a fairly tempted last night because a thunderstorm took out my modem and since I was looking forward to some online multiplayer that sapped my will to play anything.  Of course, the only other options are fapping or sleeping. 

I reluctantly went to sleep.

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #125 on: April 23, 2008, 07:40:59 PM »
 :(  My butts sore and I want to cumz.   

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #126 on: April 23, 2008, 07:43:44 PM »
:(  My butts sore and I want to cumz.   

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that line...
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #127 on: April 23, 2008, 07:45:42 PM »
Oh my god, I've never thought about it so much.  Now it's like it's... taboo!

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #128 on: April 23, 2008, 07:47:01 PM »
Well, I just got to work, so I'm set for the next nine hours or so.  8)

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #129 on: April 23, 2008, 08:06:00 PM »
http://www.pornkolt.com/visage/dange/anal/hardcore/gape-57886.html



this video is great :hump
This was not a good time to discover such a good porn site.  :-\

I'll make it.

How did you like that video? :)

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #130 on: April 23, 2008, 08:32:18 PM »
Sorry guys, I lost early this morning. I was trying to study for finals and had to blow some steam off.

I need to wait awhile before I take up this challenge. It's not possible right now :-\
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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #131 on: April 23, 2008, 08:34:38 PM »
Jesus people, can't you last five minutes without touching yourselves?

Bildi

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #132 on: April 23, 2008, 08:43:15 PM »
Sorry guys, I lost early this morning. I was trying to study for finals and had to blow some steam off.

I need to wait awhile before I take up this challenge. It's not possible right now :-\

I can relate to that.  Study is important dude, you did the right thing.

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Jesus people, can't you last five minutes without touching yourselves?

It's not our fault we're an irresistibly sexy bunch.  I'd post a pic of myself as proof but it'd be unfair to the other competitors.

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #133 on: April 23, 2008, 08:56:28 PM »
I'm substituting masturbation with food, works wonders. I think I'm gonna bake a cake tomorrow :lol

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #134 on: April 23, 2008, 09:04:15 PM »
I'm substituting masturbation with food, works wonders. I think I'm gonna bake a cake tomorrow :lol
So this is why people in the Bible Belt are so fat!

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #135 on: April 23, 2008, 09:05:53 PM »
redWOOD, you have some competition!

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #136 on: April 23, 2008, 09:06:38 PM »
Also...I don't think I've ever had a wet dream.  WTF :(
Just last week I had two in one night.

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #137 on: April 23, 2008, 09:10:34 PM »
redWOOD, you have some competition!

haha what? This chick easily beats the shit out of those tired ass pictures. You'd have to be almost blind or dumb to think redWOOD looks better topless with a guitar.
Duh, I'm trying trying to get her to take some bottomless guitar hero picks.

Bildi

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #138 on: April 23, 2008, 09:11:44 PM »
Also...I don't think I've ever had a wet dream.  WTF :(

I never have either.  I think I started spanking at too early an age.

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #139 on: April 23, 2008, 09:16:45 PM »
i've never had wet dreams. i start jo'ing when i was ±13, but i never had one before that.

does the inside of your boxer get crusty
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zzz

Flannel Boy

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Re: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain?
« Reply #140 on: April 23, 2008, 09:18:26 PM »
Shut up, everyone's had a wet dream. The Beatles don't lie.

And I usually wake up right after. . . .

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I updated the OP in blog style and noted PD's time of failure.

I watched There Will Be Blood and played Saints Row.  Kept me going like a champ. 

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Um,who's Elleinad?
Boo

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I never had a wet dream ever, really.

Fo realz.

Bildi

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I should get Saints Row.  I considered putting on Tomb Raider Anniversary last night but then thought better of it...

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Um,who's Elleinad?
a friend

I should get Saints Row.  I considered putting on Tomb Raider Anniversary last night but then thought better of it...
yes you should.  it's so, so awesome.  watching Raging Bull now.

Powerslave

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I should get Saints Row.  I considered putting on Tomb Raider Anniversary last night but then thought better of it...

I still have to buy TR Anniversary. The original TR game is one of the best games ever.

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I also just ordered Chinese fast food slow, the best non-aphrodesiac

Mupepe

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doubt it! :D

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is it only day 1?  I thought it was day 2.  I know it feels like day 4. 

Flannel Boy

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I'm getting wasted again. I plan to be too drunk to masturbate.

Madrun Badrun

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I'd do that to but I got an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow.   :(

Powerslave

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I could really rub one out right now to put me in the mindset to study for my last final coming up on Friday.

just do it, who cares about this STUPID competition

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I'd do that to but I got an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow.   :(
Elaborate please.

Bildi

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I'd do that to but I got an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow.   :(

Are you getting an operation on your balls?  The only time I went to hospital was to have an operation on my balls.

Madrun Badrun

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My butt.  It hurts.  So I have to see the surgeon so he can tell me when he wants to heal me.   

Flannel Boy

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If the surgeon is 6'4", in his late twenties, and clutching a box of orange juice, you may want to run out of the building.

Bildi

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Heal you with loving caresses?

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I'd squirt butt blood on him like a skunk! 

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I had a scare once because i was pissing blood thought it was cancer.

Ended being a "personal injury". So learn from me kids. Take it slow and steady. It wins the race!

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I think the strand that joins your nut to your body gets twisted and I had to get surgery to untwist it.  I was maybe 10-12 years old.  Apparently if you don't get it dealt with quickly you can lose a nut (I guess because there's no circulation to your nut).  Luckily I kept both my nuts.

The kid in the bed next to me at hospital had the same thing and did lose a nut.  Apparently you can get a fake one later in life, at 16 or something.

I never noticed how strong my left arm is compared to my right. Did my fapping do this?

Yes.  My left arm is a bit bigger than my right.

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Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out.  :-*

Her?
I can't make this shit up if I tried...
http://www.upressonline.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&ustory_id=6c450254-0323-4545-8afe-0c69ff9db100

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Your school must suck.
Yeah, between the summer classes being cut and Carrot Top being our best known alumni, I don't blame you for saying that...  :-\
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Is this honestly that hard for you guys?  You should easily be able to go a week or two unless you have an unhealthy psychological dependence on this..which would explain a few of the people having problems.
i've never had wet dreams. i start jo'ing when i was ±13, but i never had one before that.

does the inside of your boxer get crusty
It's impossible to jerk off before getting a wet dream.  Apparently you can get an erection about a year before the wet dream but you can't orgasm.  Most guy have had the wet dream before 13.

And I can't think of any other way for boxers to get crusty.
I had a scare once because i was pissing blood thought it was cancer.

Ended being a "personal injury". So learn from me kids. Take it slow and steady. It wins the race!
I know a guy who was doing it 3 times a day until blood came.  He stopped after that though.
The kid in the bed next to me at hospital had the same thing and did lose a nut.  Apparently you can get a fake one later in life, at 16 or something.
Funny story: My friend got one.
Yeah, and because all my teachers were fucking morons, my handwriting is poor. None of my teachers could wrap their FUCKING minds around me being left handed. Not a single one.
How would your teachers affect your handwriting?

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It's only hard that I'm thinking about it.  I've gone way longer before, but now that I'm trying to restrain, it's on my mind a lot more.

Last night I was so tempted to, but I powered through homework and went to sleep pretty early.  It was great.  I even woke up at around 1 and thought about it and said "no!  go to sleep"

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yeah I can imagine the competitive nature of it is stressing some people but some people are getting ball hurt after a couple days.  it's like that south park episode where there was no internets.  you'll all try jackin' it to stick figures if this goes on for too long.

Trust me, I know...

Madrun Badrun

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how did the end of the ich himu thread go down?  It's been baby dumpstered!   >:(

Powerslave

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^yeah damn it I want to read it

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yeah I can imagine the competitive nature of it is stressing some people but some people are getting ball hurt after a couple days.  it's like that south park episode where there was no internets.  you'll all try jackin' it to stick figures if this goes on for too long.

Trust me, I know...
imma hump some pillows

how did the end of the ich himu thread go down?  It's been baby dumpstered!   >:(
i just read the last page.  what the fuck is wrong with you people?  that thread is terrible.

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fucking icons

Mupepe

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i saw that it was 16 pages and I was like "oh man, it must be hilarious"

I can probably sum up what happened...

People bitched about people
People bitched about icons
Icons rofl'ed all over the place and called people plebes
Plebes cried like the plebes they are.

:bow Icons :bow2

Powerslave

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yes Mupepe we have all read that already youre not telling us anything new ::)

Mupepe

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yes Mupepe we have all read that already youre not telling us anything new ::)
so what the hell are you expecting?  That was the 16th and final page!  The last full page I had read before that was 11 and that shit had already started

Soooo...

I'm guessing pages 11-16 son lo mismo, puta.

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Why wasn't that thread hall of shamed?  That kind of disgrace should be kept around for a few laughs every now and then. 

Powerslave

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Yeah I wanted to read your failposts in that thread again every now and then.

Smooth Groove

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You're an idiot, Powerslave.  Try to get to Drinky's level before patting yourself on the back about pwning people. 

Powerslave

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Drinky, TVC, Cohen, is that all you ever talk about?

Smooth Groove

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Now you're making no sense at all, kiddo.  Keep reaching like your idol, Calcifier. 

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I don't think that thread should be anything we're exactly proud of

Powerslave

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Nice retort I used on you yesterday. Copycat. Not a very smooth action.





edit: "Fine, play dumb with me." ;)
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 11:25:37 AM by Eli Porter »

Smooth Groove

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Mupepe, that's why it's funny.  None of the threads in Hall of Fame is anything to be proud of.  

Nice retort I used on you yesterday. Copycat. Not a very smooth action.

It's not a comeback tactic, moron.  What you said literally makes no sense.  A quick look at my posts doesn't show me talking excessively about Icons.