The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!)

[Tauntaun]

I updated the OP in blog style and noted PD's time of failure.

I watched There Will Be Blood and played Saints Row.  Kept me going like a champ. 

"I DRINK IT UP!"

[Powerslave]

Keep sucking Drinky's dick and then deny it. Just like how you denied you were an elitist and acted elitist again in the same post.

[Smooth Groove]

I'm elitist just because I didn't know who Curseofthegods was? 

Keep reaching, dimwit. 

[Tauntaun]

Just remember guys you might want to watch the arguments b/c you can't have hawt make up sex! 

[Powerslave]

Exactly Smooth Groove.

And don't try twist your words. You said you didn't care what he thinks because you don't know WHO THE FUCK HE IS. That's fucking class A elitism right there.

[Smooth Groove]

Why the fuck should anyone care what a stranger thinks?  It's not elitism.  It's normal behavior.  Fuck, you are dense. 

[Powerslave]

quick update on what Smooth Groove has called me in the last half hour:


- idiot
- moron
- kiddo
- dimwit
- dense


Look at all that RAGE. Take some meds, Smooth Groove. (get it? you go to med school )

[Powerslave]

Why the fuck should anyone care what a stranger thinks?  It's not elitism.  It's normal behavior.  Fuck, you are dense. 

Yeah, because we all need to fill out a form, explaining our lives in detail on it before we should post on internet forums, right? Brilliant elaboration there Smooth Groove.

[Flannel Boy]

This is hawt stuff!

I hope I can resist!   

[Mupepe]

jesus christ, smooth groove and powerslave, stfu and take it out of here.  unless you have something sexy to contribute, i don't want to see you two fight.  this thread is about man's struggle with conquering his own sexuality.

[Smooth Groove]

Can any man last for a day after cheggit? 

[Mupepe]

cheggit?

[Powerslave]

You should be thankful to Mupepe, Smooth Groove. He saved you from replying back to a couple of difficult posts.

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sorry mups

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[Smooth Groove]

Cheggit.net-Paradise of Pr0n

[Mupepe]

You should be thankful to Mupepe, Smooth Groove. He saved you from replying back to a couple of difficult posts.

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sorry mups

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I don't think I can keep going. If I can last until tomorrow then I might have a good chance but I just don't know anymore. I had to sleep on my hand last night to keep myself from getting any bright ideas. This fucking sucks and not fapping will only cause me to get angry and stressed.

eh  i'm still going good.  i can at least last a few more days.  i feel pretty good with each bit of progress and I think it will only get easier.  I tend to stare longer at sexy pics though

Cheggit.net-Paradise of Pr0n

not touching it!

[Smooth Groove]

Difficult posts?   

Yeah, it sure is difficult trying to understand what you're saying. 

I thank Mupepe for showing me the ignore button. 

[Powerslave]

If you thought my posts were difficult to understand then I wonder what you're doing in med school

[Powerslave]

But yes, resorting with weak and predictable owns like "you're not making sense!" when someone writes a simple and completely understandable post just proves how much game you got.

[Mupepe]

Stop or I'll have MAF ban both of you.

[Bloodwake]

So Eli Porter is Powerslave.

OH.

[trh]

I baked a cake today

[Tauntaun]

I baked a cake today

In your microbake?     Can I have some?

[Madrun Badrun]

Ouch my butt!


Also there was a really hot med student with the doctor that couldn't look me in the eye after seeing my butt.  I chose to believe that it was because she was so incredibly attracted to me. 

[Tauntaun]

Ouch my butt!


Also there was a really hot med student with the doctor that couldn't look me in the eye after seeing my butt.  I chose to believe that it was because she was so incredibly attracted to me. 

Is your butt super hairy?

[Madrun Badrun]

Doctor:  OK what's the first thing you notice about him?

Hot med student:  Ummmmmm

Doctor:  He's hairy.


Hot med student:  O.... ya


Me:    :'(


true story.

[Tauntaun]

^

You should have interjected:

HIS MASSIVE COCK! 

[trh]

I baked a cake today

In your microbake?     Can I have some?

I baked a sponge cake with cardamom in it. I guess you can have some if yo-- oh whoops can't do that

and wth is microbake -- am i missing a joke here?

[Madrun Badrun]

I think my cock was covered thank god.


The doctor was Australian and didn't wear gloves.  WTF? 

also another one just for you Taun.


Doctor:  You see that tiny hole?

Hot med student:  O, yes.

Doctor:  Ok, lets take a look in his tiny hole.

Me:   :'(

[Tauntaun]

I think my cock was covered thank god.


The doctor was Australian and didn't wear gloves.  WTF? 

You have super aids now.

I baked a sponge cake with cardamom in it. I guess you can have some if yo-- oh whoops can't do that

and wth is microbake -- am i missing a joke here?

It was this little plastic bake machine for children and you could bake cakes in it.

[Madrun Badrun]

I WAS GOING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT GETTING AUSTRALIAN FINGER AIDS!

Great minds think alike. 

[Tauntaun]

Doctor:  You see that tiny hole?

Hot med student:  O, yes.

Doctor:  Ok, lets take a look in his tiny hole.

Me:   :'(

  Oh no, OH NO!

[Madrun Badrun]

I think it's clear the Doctor wanted the med student, saw how attracted she was to me, and thus tried to humiliate me to better his position.

[Smooth Groove]

Why the fuck should anyone care what a stranger thinks?  It's not elitism.  It's normal behavior.  Fuck, you are dense. 

To be fair, it does sound elitist and doucheworthy to say that.  Ichi did the same to me before and I felt he was being a condescending distinguished mentally-challenged fellow for it.

"I don't know you, so I don't care what you have to say"...how does that not reek of elitism?  While it may be implicit to feel that way about a "stranger", saying you don't care about what someone thinks while quoting what they think is kind of a contradiction.  It'd make more sense to ignore it if you really didn't care.

I meant what I said.  Why should I care about some poster that I barely knew? 

Ichi's case was different because he actually knew who you were.  OTOH, I've hardly ever interacted with Curseofthegods.  We just don't have the same interests.

I seriously couldn't recall who he was when he started attacking me for no apparent reason.  If you or any poster that I knew better had said something, that would be an entirely different matter. 

[Tauntaun]

I think it's clear the Doctor wanted the med student, saw how attracted she was to me, and thus tried to humiliate me to better his position.

You're very good looking so this is quite possible. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I've had an extralarge ice cap and 40 timbits all in the last two hours now I'm just buzzing.   We need a mega talk thread.

[Robo]

fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.

That's a good idea.  It's been like 5 years since I've seen Charlotte's Web.

[Smooth Groove]

fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.

Cheggit out to see if your resolve is really that strong.  I don't think any of you can pass the test. 

[Joe Molotov]

fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.

I wonder if the USA Network is still showing reruns of Silk Stalkings.

[Smooth Groove]

just signed up

It's over for you.   

[Powerslave]

downloading porn is stupid, unless you're looking for something specific

[Mupepe]

checking out cheggit right now

in a little bit i'm going to go to target to buy a new house phone and then I will watch some tv until Lost starts.

I hope I don't spank it during lost  That will be my true test

[Mupepe]

what the fuck is this?  an online dating/sex site?  fuck this.  i thought it was porn.  i can only imagine the awesome people you can find on that site

if i'm doing a dating site, i'll start out small with okcupid or something

[Smooth Groove]

what the fuck is this?  an online dating/sex site?  fuck this.  i thought it was porn.  i can only imagine the awesome people you can find on that site

if i'm doing a dating site, i'll start out small with okcupid or something

You sure you went to the right site? Cheggit's a torrent site for porn. 

Woah, I didn't even know they had that much content:

Torrents: 55804  Files: 1413455 Data: 42.25 TB

[Mupepe]

cheggit.com?

it sent me to some stupid online dating sex site or something.

porn torrent sounds worse.  by the time it downloads I'll be done spanking and i'll look at the video file and say to myself "what the fuck was i thinking?  cheeseburger love on a boat?  ugh.  Cancel"

[Madrun Badrun]

fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.

I wonder if the USA Network is still showing reruns of Silk Stalkings.

high five!  TMC still plays it.

[Smooth Groove]

cheggit.com?

it sent me to some stupid online dating sex site or something.

porn torrent sounds worse.  by the time it downloads I'll be done spanking and i'll look at the video file and say to myself "what the fuck was i thinking?  cheeseburger love on a boat?  ugh.  Cancel"

.net  Also, there're lots of thumbnail pics. 

[Smooth Groove]

where are the thumbnail pics?  Pics work in a pinch while I'm waiting for a good video to stream, but I'm not too comfortable or patient to download torrent porn.  Besides, I typed in "celeb" and "alyssa milano" and neither had any results.  WTF man.  You just may have saved me from failure on this day.

There should be thumbnails for almost every video.  That site uses a tag system for searches.  It's kinda weird at first. 

For names, you have to put it in a format such as first.last .  Also, there isn't much celeb stuff unless it's hardcore like Kim Kardashian videos. 

[Bildi]

My mum is coming into town and staying with me for a couple of days.  So that pretty much automatically rules out fapping for another two days.  Ca-ching!

I'm out.

A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up.  Sorry guys, I didn't last very long

At least it was something worthwhile. Was it vaginal or anal fisting?

[Powerslave]

holy crap high five FA, fisting is one of my latest fetishes as well

[Mupepe]

I'm out.

A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up.  Sorry guys, I didn't last very long

[Mupepe]

Updated the OP with FA's shame!

[Madrun Badrun]

fisting is giving me a hard on.  I'ma going to go and have a salt bath, while I read. 

[Powerslave]

http://www.pornkolt.com/milk/bitch/girl/ass/enema-39743.html


what do you guys think of ass milk?


this bitch is sexy

[Bildi]

Ass milk squirting out doesn't do it for me like I expect it should.  Ass milk into another girl's mouth however...  .

In spite of that chick being a bit ugly, that vid was pretty good.

[Powerslave]

how is she ugly, she's sexy

[Powerslave]

I dunno man, I dunno

[Bildi]

Something in her face is not attractive to me.  It's probably just me.

If another girl were squirting ass milk in her mouth, I'd agree she is very sexy without hesitation.

[Mupepe]

i'm not clicking on that

[Powerslave]

i'm not clicking on that

It's not nasty shit dude, you'll love it.

[Powerslave]

Hey I never said I rubbed one out at that, I'm not that desperate!

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