Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!) (Read 37100 times)

Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?

Edit: This will be the longest drought since I started.

Mupepe · « **Reply #262 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:09:22 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 25, 2008, 04:07:50 PM

Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?

Sure we'll start a handicap race

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #263 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:14:12 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 25, 2008, 03:16:39 PM

I was watching one where she didn't look gross.

Yeah, I've seen Jesse look a lot better. That pic doesn't even show the incredible shape that she's in.

Laramie · « **Reply #264 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:17:52 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2008, 04:09:22 PM

Quote from: Laramie on April 25, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?
Sure we'll start a handicap race

Thanks. Are we allowed to pm material to other contestants to make the game more interesting?

Mupepe · « **Reply #265 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Laramie on April 25, 2008, 04:17:52 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2008, 04:09:22 PM
Quote from: Laramie on April 25, 2008, 04:07:50 PM
Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?
Sure we'll start a handicap race

Thanks. Are we allowed to pm material to other contestants to make the game more interesting?

you can tempt them with links and whatnot, but sending pictures in a PM can get a bit messy if someone reads at work. also post links in here to tempt people

Laramie · « **Reply #266 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:35:22 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2008, 04:30:44 PM

you can tempt them with links and whatnot, but sending pictures in a PM can get a bit messy if someone reads at work. also post links in here to tempt people

Well see if I get somebody fired then all they have time to do is sit at home and whack off. It's to my advantage.

I do like the idea of getting swaths of people with a single post though.

Mupepe · « **Reply #267 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:37:23 PM »

you won't get me. i have the determination of a small child

Laramie · « **Reply #268 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on April 25, 2008, 04:37:23 PM

you won't get me. i have the determination of a small child

That mental image of a determined child might have knocked out half the participants. Good moves muppy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #269 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:42:01 PM »

http://www.flickr.com/photos/7811055@N07/466800819/

Bildi · « **Reply #270 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:35:02 PM »

You and your devil's candy Mupepe! I'm going to take a cold shower.

Laramie being in has given me a new level of determination because I KNOW he'll be out in two weeks. I have no girlfriend, so you're going down sucker! Bwahahahahahaha!

Mupepe · « **Reply #271 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:00:03 PM »

wait, so you JO'ed? you should have at least failed by her making you nut! is it the crazy chick?

Mupepe · « **Reply #272 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:12:11 PM »

Well you didn't want to blow your load too early, so good on ya! You're the first guy here with a real good excuse!

Grecco · « **Reply #273 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:54:24 PM »

I had a Jesse Jane thing when i saw Island Fever 3. Pretty hot but shes overrated imo.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #274 on:** April 26, 2008, 12:09:30 AM »

I . . . will . . . crack . . . soon. . . .

trh · « **Reply #275 on:** April 26, 2008, 01:07:49 AM »

Ok I cracked. $:-\$ It was worth it though. I've done this before and that time I lasted over 3 weeks... :'(

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #276 on:** April 26, 2008, 02:15:15 AM »

Did it a few hours ago...

Laramie · « **Reply #277 on:** April 26, 2008, 03:47:37 AM »

Quote from: Bildi on April 25, 2008, 08:35:02 PM

You and your devil's candy Mupepe! I'm going to take a cold shower.

Laramie being in has given me a new level of determination because I KNOW he'll be out in two weeks. I have no girlfriend, so you're going down sucker! Bwahahahahahaha!

Well we go to different schools and she planned on coming down to see me next weekend. I had to explain to her that some guys on the internet said I couldn't bust a nut for two weeks. Bless her for not asking any questions

Mupepe · « **Reply #278 on:** April 26, 2008, 09:42:01 AM »

Quote from: trh on April 26, 2008, 01:07:49 AM

Ok I cracked. $:-\$ It was worth it though. I've done this before and that time I lasted over 3 weeks... :'(

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on April 26, 2008, 02:15:15 AM

(Image removed from quote.)

Did it a few hours ago...

you guys have no resolve!

I seriously feel like I'm going down today. I was so tempted last night.

Imma update the OP with our latest 3 victims

trh · « **Reply #279 on:** April 26, 2008, 10:01:08 AM »

"trh cracked under the pressure. He was found by the roadside babbling about how great he did last time."

seems about right

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #280 on:** April 26, 2008, 03:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 24, 2008, 09:41:08 PM

I'm out.

A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up. Sorry guys, I didn't last very long

I've been trying to avoid cheggit ever since Smooth sent me the link. I'd download too much shit, I know it

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #281 on:** April 26, 2008, 03:48:45 PM »

Quote from: bud on April 22, 2008, 02:20:33 PM

either pd or cajole are gonna break first

WRONG

I AM NOT WEAK

Bildi · « **Reply #282 on:** April 26, 2008, 08:22:34 PM »

The OP is great.

Dammit, this is getting kinda hard now (no pun intended.... or was it?).

Quote from: Laramie on April 26, 2008, 03:47:37 AM

Well we go to different schools and she planned on coming down to see me next weekend. I had to explain to her that some guys on the internet said I couldn't bust a nut for two weeks. Bless her for not asking any questions

Clearly, she's accustomed to your crazy internet hi-jinks. I'm going to say that's a good thing, even if I'm not entirely convinced.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #283 on:** April 26, 2008, 08:28:47 PM »

I'm out. It was around noon. It was wonderful.

bud · « **Reply #284 on:** April 26, 2008, 08:31:08 PM »

in the past 4 days, i've jo'd about 8 times

woohoo

:fap

Candyflip · « **Reply #285 on:** April 27, 2008, 04:17:47 AM »

11:48 PM Saturday - I lose to the video of the girl with the pink top masturbating in a car wash. It was worth it.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #286 on:** April 27, 2008, 04:21:47 AM »

And I was just saying to Mupepe how I was surprised you were still going!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #287 on:** April 27, 2008, 05:16:32 AM »

my dick hurts, it feels like it's clogged

Candyflip · « **Reply #288 on:** April 27, 2008, 05:41:44 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on April 27, 2008, 05:14:18 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 27, 2008, 04:23:14 AM
Quote from: Candyflip on April 27, 2008, 04:17:47 AM
11:48 PM Saturday - I lose to the video of the girl with the pink top masturbating in a car wash. It was worth it.

Post.

.

nsfw
http://www.spankwire.com/articles/118050/Teen-Blonde-In-The-Car.html

And as perverted as this will sound the only reason this caught my attention in the first place is because she looks like a real life friend

Vizzys · « **Reply #289 on:** April 27, 2008, 07:08:59 AM »

Quote

It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is getting strong
It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is in my bones

Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it

At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control
My mind is set so free

I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me

Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it

I see, you feel the way I do, the feeling all so true
the good feelings coming thru
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be, to get the best of me

Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it

It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is getting strong
It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is in my bones

Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it

At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control yeah
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me

Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it

You know you need it, I need it too
you know you need it, it's good for you
We're gonna move
You know you need it, I need it too
you know you need it

It's good for you

Enl · « **Reply #290 on:** April 27, 2008, 02:13:14 PM »

DAY 5

As I stood in the shower and washed the soap suds around my chest, I began to think about how amazing Lost was last week. The adventures of Locke, Sawyer and Hurley went through my mind as did Ben with his wacky shenanigans. Then I recalled tough girl Kate…oh Kate, you dirty vixen. And that’s when I noticed Little Jimmy standing there staring at me. Right then I knew what he was thinking.

“Daddy, why do you neglect me so” he questioned, trying to stand tall and proud, begging for my attention. I flicked some soap at him hoping he would go away, but he still stood. I was starting to get sad for the little guy as he hasn’t received his beatings since that fateful day. Jimmy had grown fond of those times. Me, him, and the palm of my hand. I would beat him furiously and he would cry until he could shed tears no more.

I looked down at him and petted his head. “There there,” I said “Daddy’s aspiring to be a domain master, so I need to stop caring for you for a while”. Saddened, Little Jimmy’s head went limp. His big, round eye looked as if it was going to tear up. It doesn’t and he sank away.

These were difficult times for Jimmy and me, but it’s moments like these when one must sit back and think about life. Beating the little guy has brought me great pleasure in my life, but what’s out there…beyond the moon and the stars? Is Jesus, Buddha, and Cthulu really out there, cruisin around in their spaceship in search for some hot alien tail? Maybe they’re on the same ship as I, trying to reframe from beating their loved one. These are the great mysteries one must ponder.

I jumped out of the shower and dried myself off. The towel felt unnaturally soft today. I slipped on an ashy grey shirt then a pair blue jean pants and put Little Jimmy back into his dank, dark hole. Cereal was the breakfast for the day. I kicked back with a bowl of Basic 4 and played some Ys. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and old lady Irene was looking for her cat again. It was a day of splendor.

And that’s when the voices came…

(to be continued...)

Mupepe · « **Reply #291 on:** April 27, 2008, 02:29:22 PM »

oh my god

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #292 on:** April 27, 2008, 10:03:19 PM »

Aww, I would have liked to join.

I do it way too much, but having a competition would definitely make me stop for a while

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #293 on:** April 28, 2008, 01:51:21 AM »

I have some...business to attend to. You gentlemen carry on without me.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #294 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:32:56 AM »

I can't believe I made it through today.

I'm surprised Malek hasn't jerked it to the thought of that Native American chick he has mentioned.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #295 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:35:48 AM »

malek has a chick?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #296 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:37:40 AM »

I said the "thought"

Raban · « **Reply #297 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:40:36 AM »

I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #298 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:42:37 AM »

Quote from: Raban on April 28, 2008, 02:40:36 AM

I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.

Enl · « **Reply #299 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:52:55 AM »

Mupepe
TVC 15
GilloD
Grecco
Bildi
Enl
Cajolejuice
Malek: King of Kings

And then there were eight. At this point we need to start worrying about the dreaded Slutty Krueger. Time to stock up on caffeine pills or have a good friend stay up and keep watch over you while you sleep. She/he's out there, waiting to get ya!

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Author Topic: The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!) (Read 37100 times)