The Evilbore Competition: Are You Master of Your Domain? (Mupepe's out!)

[Raban]

I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.

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What does THAT mean? It's James Franco!

[CajoleJuice]

I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.

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What does THAT mean? It's James Franco!

It looks like he's in pain.

[Raban]

He's smoking weed.

Please tell me you've seen the red-tape Pineapple Express trailer.

[CajoleJuice]

No

[Raban]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WATCH IT.

I hate Judd Apatow, dude is getting rich off some dumb-ass shit he makes up on a paper napkin and sells to people to actually make into a movie, but Pineapple Express looks like one kickass movie, even though Seth Rogen is in it

[CajoleJuice]

i'll just watch the movie

[Raban]

 

[Mupepe]

wtf?

Apatow
Rogen

[Raban]

wtf?

Apatow
Rogen

They're both whores. They're getting whored out in everything now. Apatow practically spits, looks at it, laughs, and then sells the idea.

And Rogen was funny as a character actor, but he's sort of boring as a lead. Paul Rudd definitely ran away with Knocked Up, which is what I think Franco will be doing in Pineapple Express.

[Mupepe]

I don't mind that they're being whored out.  Their films have been entertaining as fuck thus far

I watched Superbad last night.  My god that was hilarious

[Raban]

I didn't like Superbad. High school movies never hit home for me, they're always too fake. Except for, of course, Ferris Bueller.

[Mupepe]

I hate Ferris Bueller

Superbad was pretty spot on for a lot of things in High School.  Like the average type of dialogue with my friends, the whole clique thing.  The only thing that was unrealistic was both of the losers dating the two hot untouchable women.

[Bloodwake]

So, I didn't JO all weekend.

But last night was glorious.

Seriously, the longer you last, the better it's going to feel whenever you finally JO. Use that as motivation.

[Mupepe]

Wait, so you didn't JO last night?  or did you?  you said it was glorious... ARE YOU OUT???

[Mupepe]

wait, you're not in it, are you?   i hate you

[Powerslave]

lmao cum puns

[Powerslave]

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LMAO


Forcumtten Ancumcumcum

[Powerslave]

I love how he (uhm, I ) 'jumps' out

[ferrarimanf355]

No

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352

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THAT IS GOOD WEED!

[close]

[Mupepe]

No

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352

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THAT IS GOOD WEED!

[close]

what song is that at the end of the trailer??

[Bloodwake]

wait, you're not in it, are you?   i hate you

Haha. Sorry, but I wasn't going to join any "don't JO" contests conceived only minutes after Berea College took the porn block down. Sorry, not happening.

Maybe next time around.

[Raban]

No

http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352

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THAT IS GOOD WEED!

[close]

what song is that at the end of the trailer??

Paper Planes by M.I.A.

It's fucking amazing. James Franco in that movie looks fucking rofl. "I'm in the dumpster already."

[Bildi]

Mupepe
TVC 15
GilloD
Grecco
Bildi
Enl
Cajolejuice
Malek: King of Kings

And then there were eight.

Seven.



Good luck guys!

[Mupepe]

DAMMIT BILDI!  what did you do it to?

[Bildi]

Well, I woke up thinking about an ex girlfriend.  I sensed danger at that point.  I sensed more danger when I started fantasizing about an imaginary photo session in a hot tropical location (with me behind the camera, I'm not some weirdo who gets off on pics of themselves having sex).

I haven't used my imagination for years due to the internet, but clearly it was on a mission to break me.  The morning went kind of slow and I kept getting distracted.  In the end it was too distracting and a rather tame photo series of a model named Gabriella (and a few pics of the ex girlfriend I'll admit) was all it took.

I made it a week from my last fap so I'm moderately pleased.  But pretty disappointed at the same time.

[CajoleJuice]

BTW, Mupepe is out too. But by the touch of a woman.

I've edged plenty of times since this started...but I hit the point of no return tonight, and just fucking exploded.

And I have the pic to prove it. But I don't know if anyone would really want to see that.

[Enl]

TVC 15
GilloD
Grecco
Enl
Malek: King of Kings

So it's down to 5 now? That is unless some of the people on this list had forgotten they signed up for this. One week in and already 3/4ths of the list has been knocked off. I'll probably last another week before the urges segue into my dreams. How's everyone else holding up?

[Bildi]

Mupepe is out?  Down to 5?

WOW.

I've edged plenty of times since this started...but I hit the point of no return tonight, and just fucking exploded.

Edged?  I did that a couple of times too in the last day or two.  Cranked up but then stopped (which of course never happens normally).  After a couple of those I was a bit sore down there.  I still lasted an extra day after that though.

No pic necessary.  Honor system in place.

[Mupepe]

yep, out.  Girl came over last night.  Got an HJ.  Goddamn it was quick!  :'(

[Laramie]

Well I know I'm not part of the official running but I think I easily had the shortest run.  I quit on 8 a.m. on Monday April, 28 and gave up on 10 p.m. Monday April, 28.

Lost it to this:  http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirlssodwebtrailer3_Large.wmv

[Flannel Boy]

I nearly had a wet dream last night. That would have been a lame way to lose the competition.

 

[Mupepe]

Well I know I'm not part of the official running but I think I easily had the shortest run.  I quit on 8 a.m. on Monday April, 28 and gave up on 10 p.m. Monday April, 28.

Lost it to this:  http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirlssodwebtrailer3_Large.wmv

  you lasted so long!

[Powerslave]

Well I know I'm not part of the official running but I think I easily had the shortest run.  I quit on 8 a.m. on Monday April, 28 and gave up on 10 p.m. Monday April, 28.

Lost it to this:  http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirlssodwebtrailer3_Large.wmv

dl'ng this right now, it better be good

[Powerslave]

.....

[Laramie]

.....

How did you like it?

[Powerslave]

it was a freaking trailer to a seriously unhorny looking film

[Laramie]

it was a freaking trailer to a seriously unhorny looking film

Hey, when you go as long as I did without letting off some steam, anything looks good.

[Powerslave]

Im gonna jerk off to kissing lesbians today.

[Laramie]

Im gonna jerk off to kissing lesbians today.

I'm going to listen to Kiss while jerking off lesbians.

[Powerslave]

Im gonna jerk off Kiss while listening to lesbians.

[Laramie]

Im gonna jerk off Kiss while listening to lesbians.

I'm going to kiss jerk-offs while lesbians listen.

[Powerslave]

I'm going to a Kiss concert to meet lesbians.

[Laramie]

I'm going to a Kiss concert to meet lesbians.

You're such a jerk off.

[Powerslave]

I'm going to <insert something funny here>.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm really depressed and really drunk, and should last for some time.

To anyone left, go masturbate: This is over.

[Enl]

I'm really depressed and really drunk, and should last for some time.

To anyone left, go masturbate: This is over.

Poor guy. You know what would cheer you up right now?

[Flannel Boy]

I'm really depressed and really drunk, and should last for some time.

To anyone left, go masturbate: This is over.

Poor guy. You know what would cheer you up right now?

Watching you leave the comp.

I'll help:
http://xtube.com
http://redtube.com
http://xvideos.com
http://tube8.com

[Grecco]

I got a real good shot at winning this. Woot.

[Madrun Badrun]

Any reason your depressed Malek?  other than the usually I mean. 

[Flannel Boy]

I got a real good shot at winning this. Woot.

I'll chop my penis off. Just saying. So there really isn't any point of you continuing on here. Just go to the bathroom, rub one out, and come back to this thread so Mups can cross your name out.

Any reason your depressed Malek?  other than the usually I mean. 

Everything.

[Bildi]

Mupepe, I'm out of the comp but still in the list.  Please don't forget me. 

[Madrun Badrun]

I see Malek's game.  He can't hold out any longer so he's pulling bluff and acting crazy to support it. 

[Flannel Boy]

Subtlety was never my strong suite at the poker table. 

[Enl]

One, two
Slutty's coming for you

Three, four
Better not touch that whore

Five, six
You best watch your dicks

Seven, eight
Don't you masturbate

Nine, ten
Never cream again

[Laramie]

One, two
Slutty's coming for you

Three, four
Better not touch that whore

Five, six
You best watch your dicks

Seven, eight
Don't you masturbate

Nine, ten
Never cream again

I've masturbated to things you people wouldn't believe. Black chicks on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched G-strings glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in down the shower drain. Time to wank.

[Bildi]

When cum and water mix there seems to be some strange chemical reaction and the cum goes all weird.  So it doesn't go down the shower drain so well.

I hope that goes for everyone otherwise I have some weirdo freak sperm.

[Flannel Boy]

When cum and water mix there seems to be some strange chemical reaction and the cum goes all weird.  So it doesn't go down the shower drain so well.

I hope that goes for everyone otherwise I have some weirdo freak sperm.

I wouldn't know, it's been such a long time since I've seen my own cum. I don't know how weird it is anymore. It might be able to fly through the air for all i know.

[Mupepe]

Mupepe, I'm out of the comp but still in the list.  Please don't forget me. 

Haha, I just hadn't had a chance to update, doing it now :p

Malek seems really determined.  Maybe we can send him some commie porn?  he won't resist

[Flannel Boy]

Damn it Monica Roccaforte.

[Enl]

All that big boy talk turned out to be bluffing. Four left.