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Ganhyun

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #60 on: April 22, 2008, 06:23:40 PM »
I saw this hot chick at the mall once. I chatted her up then I found out she was 12 and that her father was a cop.


It's great to dream and to look but please, don't act on it until its legal.

Yea, I remember being 18 and having a similar situation happen. Her daddy wasnt a cop though. He was a preacher. I guess the thing they say about preachers' daughters is true.  :lol
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #61 on: April 22, 2008, 06:36:59 PM »
If I grew up in the UK or some place where the age of consent was 16 I'd definitely have a different perspective. And like I said, even if I visited the UK today and some 16/17 year old was interested I'd turn her down.

I look at 16 and 17 year olds as still kids; I've got a 17yo brother who's dating a 16yo and the thought of me being with someone around that age is unconceivable.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #62 on: April 22, 2008, 06:42:29 PM »
Americans  :lol

I'm sure you'd fall for an underage chick too.




Especially some of the ones we have over here that look and act 22-25 and are like 13-14, lol.

Edit: I cant spell.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #63 on: April 22, 2008, 07:05:41 PM »
she's 18, but she doesn't look mature enough

maybe in a couple of years

she's really cute, though
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #64 on: April 22, 2008, 08:48:13 PM »
she's 18, but she doesn't look mature enough

maybe in a couple of years

she's really cute, though

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #65 on: April 22, 2008, 09:49:59 PM »
eh, i don't mind nipple hairs.  it's natural

then you wont mind mine.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #66 on: April 22, 2008, 10:09:43 PM »
The internet and phone cams have changed everything.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2008, 10:52:43 PM »
The internet and phone cams have changed everything.

Truth!!!
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #68 on: April 22, 2008, 11:48:15 PM »
I was inclined to feel sorry for her, but then I thought, what was she thinking with those knickers (alongside a short dress).

I have been wondering what those are. They're like pleather prison bars for her wompin willow.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #69 on: April 23, 2008, 12:01:04 AM »
Especially some of the ones we have over here that look and act 22-25 and are like 13-14, lol.

I can think of two 14 year old girls who I initially thought were early 20s.  You have to be really careful.

A very nice girl started working in our office a few weeks ago.  I initially thought she was early 20s (23 is about the youngest I'd consider for a serious relationship), but soon found out she was 17.

I admit I attempted to somehow justify in my mind how asking her out would not make me a cradle snatcher, but honestly I could never look her parents in the eye.

16 is the legal age in Australia BTW.


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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #70 on: April 23, 2008, 12:05:20 AM »
Especially some of the ones we have over here that look and act 22-25 and are like 13-14, lol.

I can think of two 14 year old girls who I initially thought were early 20s.  You have to be really careful.

A very nice girl started working in our office a few weeks ago.  I initially thought she was early 20s (23 is about the youngest I'd consider for a serious relationship), but soon found out she was 17.

I admit I attempted to somehow justify in my mind how asking her out would not make me a cradle snatcher, but honestly I could never look her parents in the eye.

16 is the legal age in Australia BTW.




Trust me I know how that goes. Being 24 I have to be especially careful.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #71 on: April 23, 2008, 12:37:09 AM »
She still looks like a little boy. I don't see what internet nerds see in her.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #72 on: April 23, 2008, 02:45:25 AM »
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #73 on: April 23, 2008, 02:53:07 AM »
She still looks like a little boy. I don't see what internet nerds see in her.

Any girl looks like a little boy to you if they don't have 100 pounds of fat sticking out of their poop makers.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #74 on: April 23, 2008, 06:24:38 AM »
I'm just talking about her face, dumbass. But yeah, she has no body either.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #75 on: April 23, 2008, 09:02:44 AM »
The internet and phone cams have changed everything.

Truth!!!



ha ha

i laughed

and immediately felt extra nerdy
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #76 on: April 23, 2008, 10:05:45 AM »
I knew there was a pic I was supposed to look at when I got home.  Damnit.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #77 on: April 23, 2008, 10:12:55 AM »
what kind of underwear is she wearing, anyway?
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #78 on: April 23, 2008, 01:07:44 PM »
what kind of underwear is she wearing, anyway?

sheer 'panties'.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #79 on: April 23, 2008, 01:12:33 PM »
hair > bald

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #80 on: April 23, 2008, 01:13:22 PM »
hair > bald

seconded

i don't want to feel like i'm a pedophile
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #81 on: April 23, 2008, 01:15:46 PM »
:bow Eric :bow2

Who wants to play on a field with no grass?

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #82 on: April 23, 2008, 02:38:57 PM »
I myself prefer a landing strip.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #83 on: April 23, 2008, 02:43:58 PM »
I myself prefer a landing strip.
neatly trimmed lawn is perfect for me

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #84 on: April 23, 2008, 03:37:31 PM »
The internet and phone cams have changed everything.

Truth!!!

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ha ha

i laughed

and immediately felt extra nerdy


lol, I've got a bunch of those. The Chuck Norris one is hilarious. Too bad it can be beaten by a simple Pacify card.

*Feels even more nerdy for knowing how to beat the Chuck Norris Magic card
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #85 on: April 23, 2008, 03:40:44 PM »
I prefer bald and smooth. Yummy.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #86 on: April 23, 2008, 03:44:24 PM »
Go get an 11 year old, you sick fucks?

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #87 on: April 23, 2008, 03:48:46 PM »
imtiation is the sinceriest form of flatry

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #88 on: April 23, 2008, 08:34:40 PM »
Dude ask her out before someone beats you to it. Then you'll be sorry. She prob had boyfriends your age anyways.

You're a bad influence.  :lol

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #89 on: April 23, 2008, 09:18:14 PM »
There's a pretty important reason why I can't do it actually.  I'm lucky enough to have a great boss, and he has a daughter who is 17 (who really looks and acts like a 17 year old so I'm not even remotely interested) as well as two older daughters.  If a 30 year old asked out his 17 year old daughter I know what his opinion would be.

So if I asked out this 17 year old who works in our office, I think his opinion of me would be altered.  He's an awesome guy and I don't want to jeopardise a great working relationship.

So as much as I'd like to, I really have to exercise some restraint on this.  :(

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #90 on: April 23, 2008, 09:43:05 PM »
Your boss probably thinks he has a hot daughter.  He also probably checks out her friends.  Don't let that sway you. 

I was gonna say its possible his boss is checking out the same girl he has been checking out.
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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #91 on: April 23, 2008, 10:13:38 PM »
I think once you have daughters of your own view of the world changes somewhat.  I know that one of his priorities in bringing up his daughters has been watching out for boys that remind him of himself when he was young.  :lol

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #92 on: April 23, 2008, 10:16:16 PM »
I think once you have daughters of your own view of the world changes somewhat.  I know that one of his priorities in bringing up his daughters has been watching out for boys that remind him of himself when he was young.  :lol

that should be something all fathers do for their daughters, lol.


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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #93 on: April 23, 2008, 10:16:47 PM »
lol.

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Re: PD, did you masturbate over Emma Watson's vagina pics?
« Reply #94 on: April 24, 2008, 01:09:49 AM »
I got a hard on over those pics and really need to nut off now
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