Do you think Warwick Davis is a very happy man or a very depressed man?

[TVC15]

I mean, on one hand, he's the go-to man in movies if you want a midget these days.  He's been in Star Wars movies, the Harry Potter movies, Labyrinth, Time Bandits. . .but on the other hand, being the go-to midget in movies doesn't appear to pay very well, as evidenced by him being the sole major crew member to appear in the first 3 Leprechaun movies.  What kind of sad sack would go back to the Leprechaun well 6 times?  I bet he drinks A LOT.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Misery loves company, so I prefer to think everyone in the world is openly or secretly depressed.

[Bloodwake]

LEPS IN DA HOOD DAWG

[TVC15]

BURN IN HELL YA LITTLE GREEN BASTARD

[FancyFeast]

He's still fucking George Lucas in the ass and licking his asshole, so I guess that should make any freak happy.

[Joe Molotov]

I'll take it from you, homie, you'll see, cause you know the Leprechaun is the real O.G.

I dunno, I guess he's probably as happy as any working actor in Hollywood. So in other words, slightly bitter.

[Eric P]

he's really gotta hate peter dinklage

[DJ_Tet]

He does drink a lot, I'm pretty sure he got a DUI.


Also, although he was the 'go-to' midget, he missed out on the quintessential midget role of his time, Willow.  Warwick is an ugly midget best suited for costume work, too young for Wizard of Oz and Under the Rainbow, too ugly for Willow.  He'll always have Star Wars, though.

I'd say he's miserable but has no right to be.  Fuck, he was R2-D2 for christ sakes, that beats the shit out of Willow.



edit:  Apparently he was Willow.  I hated that movie, disregard this post.

[Human Snorenado]

It's a well known, scientific fact that all midgets are flesh eating cannibals, so I don't view him as a man at all.

[DJ_Tet]

He does drink a lot, I'm pretty sure he got a DUI.


Also, although he was the 'go-to' midget, he missed out on the quintessential midget role of his time, Willow.  Kenny Baker is an ugly midget best suited for costume work, too young for Wizard of Oz and Under the Rainbow, too ugly for Willow.  He'll always have Star Wars, though.

I'd say he's miserable but has no right to be.  Fuck, he was R2-D2 for christ sakes, that beats the shit out of Willow.

Kenny Baker was who I was thinking of, and he definitely does drink.

And R2-D2 > Willow > > > > > > Ewoks


Oh, and he was the LEAD in Time Bandits as opposed to a shitty extra.


I'm changing the subject, could Kenny Baker beat the fuck out of Warwick Davis?  I say Baker is the better midget.

[DJ_Tet]

I mean, if you were tossing one, which one would you want to toss?

[AdmiralViscen]

He does drink a lot, I'm pretty sure he got a DUI.


Also, although he was the 'go-to' midget, he missed out on the quintessential midget role of his time, Willow.  Warwick is an ugly midget best suited for costume work, too young for Wizard of Oz and Under the Rainbow, too ugly for Willow.  He'll always have Star Wars, though.

I'd say he's miserable but has no right to be.  Fuck, he was R2-D2 for christ sakes, that beats the shit out of Willow.



edit:  Apparently he was Willow.  I hated that movie, disregard this post.

[Phoenix Dark]

He'll find a new lease on life whenever HBO gets the Song of Ice and Fire show ready. He basically was born to play Tyrion Lannister

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