Author Topic: GTAIV looks amazing, runs well. Himu shits on all your faces. (Read 10957 times)

y2kev · « **on:** April 23, 2008, 12:49:34 PM »

[youtube=425,350]x2Fpunltwh8&fmt=18[/youtube]

HIMUMU

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:50:08 PM »

crow has been served but i wouldn't know because i'm not watching any vids

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:54:55 PM »

Im probably not gonna buy this. The idea of himuro having some shit eating grin on his face turns me off

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:55:49 PM »

i'll be happy knowing that you're enjoying your copy of mana khemia instead

Beezy · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:57:31 PM »

That's Prole, Himuro.

Daamn that vid. I'm gonna have to preorder it from amazon now.

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:58:22 PM »

and he said,"ownage" and ownage and black crows flew throughout the stained lands of evilboria

as the peasants who play loli games said bubububu-ing

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2008, 12:59:23 PM »

Maf, it looks like the same ol' game with better lighting. If you didn't like GTA before, you won't like it now.

Also, the graphics probably aren't that good. Thumbnail sized videos/pics always make a game look better. It's why gaffots always use small pics to support their arguments.

y2kev · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:00:06 PM »

evilboria is drowning in the ownage

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:03:15 PM »

isn't it always? I mean, it hates on gaf when it essentially gaf 2.0

evilbore itself is self ownage

Beezy · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:03:52 PM »

Not really. Hand to hand combat still looks lame as ever.

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:04:18 PM »

the ownage will come to you beezy

y2kev · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:06:36 PM »

i bet somewhere sfans and xfans are holding hands and singing kumbaya

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:07:00 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 23, 2008, 01:03:15 PM

isn't it always? I mean, it hates on gaf when it essentially gaf 2.0

evilbore itself is self ownage

2.0 > 1.0

Stick with your outdated version that you hated on for so long.

After playing a lot of Saints Row, GTA IV has some high expectations to meet.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:08:38 PM »

Do we know which version has the better controls? This will probably decide which version I get.

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:09:43 PM »

Shutup Himuro. I never said anything bad about this game. I just didn't squeal like a little school girl over it like you and all the other GTA fans.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:10:57 PM »

himuro is a sad little man, and for that reason I shall boycott GTA4.

y2kev · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:13:31 PM »

himumumu throws the book (the quran) at all haters

Beezy · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:22:21 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on April 23, 2008, 01:13:31 PM

himumumu throws the book (the quran) at all haters

Don't you mean the English to French dictionary?

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:26:11 PM »

well at least i have books to throw

what u got, beezy?

huh?!

Beezy · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:27:58 PM »

My accounting and finance books will knock you the fuck out.

y2kev · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:28:21 PM »

bitches be jealous of dat niko shiiiit

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:28:43 PM »

everyone knows niccas can't count

who you think you are? phoenix dark? he the only nicca in town with an accounting major

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:31:42 PM »

There's a black guy I work with that's an accounting major. Dude's crazy tho!

Himu, let's fuck

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:32:33 PM »

fuck you

Beezy · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:32:49 PM »

The only thing PD can count is cheeseburger dicks.

Powerslave · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:32:50 PM »

San Andreas 2 confirmed.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:33:14 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on April 23, 2008, 01:32:49 PM

The only thing PD can count is cheeseburger dicks.

lamo

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:34:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on April 23, 2008, 01:32:33 PM

fuck you

why are you being such a dick to me? You're mean.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:44:33 PM »

I was impressed until the 10 foot draw distance when he got in the truck

ooh, then impressed again.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:49:53 PM »

yeah, it's weird how the vehicles magically appear.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** April 23, 2008, 01:51:12 PM »

Is that running off superior PlayStation 3 hardware?

The game looks really smooth and the new lighting is neat, but it really does look EXACTLY the same game. Himuro pwned (bu bu bu new gameplay mechanics).

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:04:11 PM »

what's up with that gayass leaping jump

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:09:52 PM »

Quote from: Eel_O_Brian on April 23, 2008, 02:04:11 PM

what's up with that gayass leaping jump

same as every other gta since gta3

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #33 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:15:51 PM »

but it's in hd now, so it is more pronounced

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:16:03 PM »

Nice bitmap trees. This must be the PS3 version.

demi · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:40:35 PM »

Video was taken down

Anyone save it?

Grecco · « **Reply #36 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:46:15 PM »

Looks like GTA SA on HD

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #37 on:** April 23, 2008, 02:55:32 PM »

saints row 2

featuring actual aiming controls, real gangsta action, and no taco story shit

saints row 2, real rollin', real thuggin', real ballin'

tiesto · « **Reply #38 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:00:54 PM »

Haven't seen the videos (youtube blocked at work), but now.. what people are saying is, the draw distance is still shit, and aiming controls are still shit?

Grecco · « **Reply #39 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:02:02 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on April 23, 2008, 02:55:32 PM

saints row 2

featuring actual aiming controls, real gangsta action, and no taco story shit

saints row 2, real rollin', real thuggin', real ballin'

You speak everlasting truth.

Prole the Saints row Messiah

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #40 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:05:05 PM »

yup, my contacts say it's an 8/10 game at best

Beezy · « **Reply #41 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:05:32 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 23, 2008, 03:00:54 PM

Haven't seen the videos (youtube blocked at work), but now.. what people are saying is, the draw distance is still shit, and aiming controls are still shit?

Don't know about aiming, but the hand to hand combat still looked like shit.

hyp · « **Reply #42 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:06:51 PM »

even if gta uses some of the h2h combat mechanics of the warriors, that still isn't much of an improvement.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #43 on:** April 23, 2008, 03:45:40 PM »

Two new videos, stolen from Deadmeat.

http://www.shacknews.com/onearticle.x/52361

The Sceneman · « **Reply #44 on:** April 23, 2008, 06:50:20 PM »

how anybody could be excited for this game is beyond me

looks and plays like shit

GTAIV

*goes and plays Stranglehold*

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #45 on:** April 23, 2008, 07:03:32 PM »

slightly better footage - you can always trust the hairy liberal French to break the street date:

http://www.dailymotion.com/search/gta%2BIV/video/x56pp5_gta-iv-french-gameplay-11_videogames

y2kev · « **Reply #46 on:** April 23, 2008, 07:06:52 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on April 23, 2008, 06:50:20 PM

how anybody could be excited for this game is beyond me

looks and plays like shit

GTAIV

*goes and plays Stranglehold*

is this like a new meme

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #47 on:** April 23, 2008, 07:20:42 PM »

Now Stranglehold, that's a true piece of shit.

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:19:10 PM »

Next time I'm in NYC, I'm gonna turn around really fast and see if a whole block of skyscrapers suddenly materializes right in front of me...

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #49 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:25:58 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 23, 2008, 08:19:10 PM

Next time I'm in NYC, I'm gonna turn around really fast and see if a whole block of skyscrapers suddenly materializes right in front of me...

That's the power of next-gen baby. Space-hopping skyscrapers.

Raban · « **Reply #50 on:** April 23, 2008, 08:52:15 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on April 23, 2008, 08:19:10 PM

Next time I'm in NYC, I'm gonna turn around really fast and see if a whole block of skyscrapers suddenly materializes right in front of me...

while you're at it, why don't you walk around with a firearm drawn, nonchalantly steal vehicles and avoid the police by simply hiding for a small period of time and nudge a traffic light with your car to find it uproot and fall to the ground as fragile as a twig.

Fuck you up your stupid ass, this game is going to rock.

EDIT: what I don't understand about game bashing is, sure, okay, if you can tell the game is some low budget piece of drivel that the devs popped out for a quick buck, fine. But a game like this, Rockstar put a fuckload of cash and effort into turning out something for us to play, and people can't shut the fuck up about how much it sucks because other people like it. I mean seriously, folks, say what you want about the series, but own up to how many nights of sweet love-making sessions with their wives that most of the Rockstar staff willingly gave up to make this game.

Vizzys · « **Reply #51 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Raban on April 23, 2008, 08:52:15 PM

Rockstar put a fuckload of cash and effort into turning out something for us to play, and people can't shut the fuck up about how much it sucks because other people like it.

i think that makes it easier to hate on actually

Raban · « **Reply #52 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:30:06 PM »

this place is turning into 4chan

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #53 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:39:28 PM »

What is 4chan about this?

Vizzys · « **Reply #54 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:40:00 PM »

Quote from: Raban on April 23, 2008, 09:30:06 PM

this place is turning into 4chan

now it is

MCD · « **Reply #55 on:** April 23, 2008, 09:41:42 PM »

raban, relax.

you are making this personal.

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:09:45 PM »

i want to see the gameplay videos but every link i've found is dead

Mupepe · « **Reply #57 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:11:12 PM »

wait, fuck that's dead too

GilloD · « **Reply #58 on:** April 23, 2008, 10:26:06 PM »

Just type GTA4 into YouTube. The video's are going p as fast as they're coming down.

Raban · « **Reply #59 on:** April 23, 2008, 11:13:31 PM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 23, 2008, 09:31:37 PM

Quote from: Raban on April 23, 2008, 09:30:06 PM
this place is turning into 4chan

Then by all means, please join himuro on GAF.

been there, done that

Quote

raban, relax.

you are making this personal.

I'm being quite reserved, actually. I try to watch my posts here, since so many are met with sarcasm rather than rational thought, but the ceaseless criticism of games at this site is getting a little old hat.

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Author Topic: GTAIV looks amazing, runs well. Himu shits on all your faces. (Read 10957 times)