The Anti-Teen device. Your thoughts?

[Ganhyun]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/04/23/teen.be.gone.ap/index.html

I know that England has been heavily using these things. Didnt realize that the States had gotten them already.

This quote made me think:

Santell said it does not violate any noise ordinances but added that the company will soon be selling the same product with a higher "power," or decibel output, that will be sold only to government agencies.

Sonic guns anyone?

[Eel O'Brian]

waiting for the pocket version

[Ganhyun]

waiting for the pocket version

lol, a personal sonic boom to use on people if its the weaponized form.

[Rman]

Teens can be annoying.  Yes.  Been to a movie theatre lately?  But this is going too far. 

[Ganhyun]

Teens can be annoying.  Yes.  Been to a movie theatre lately?  But this is going too far. 

I agree. Especially since considering that I, at age 24, could possibly still hear this annoying sound.

[Fresh Prince]

Only one thing can stop this device- ear plugs.

Before this the used to play classical music and lounge jazz to drive away teens.

[FatalT]

This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.

[Ganhyun]

This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.

 

Be careful with that.

Where I live, there is a noise ordinance stating that if the police could hear your music 100 feet away, its too loud and you get ticketed. $400+ ticket right there. And it goes up the more they ticket you for it. (And once you've been ticketed for it by one of them, the rest seem to zoom in on you at the first sign of sub blarage) Luckily I haven't been caught yet.

[Bildi]

waiting for the pocket version

If they invent a personal one that works on annoying children of all ages AND their useless parents, I'll be first in line.

[TVC15]

The real anti-teen device:

[Rman]

The real anti-teen device:
Big Ass Gun

 

[FatalT]

Be careful with that.

Where I live, there is a noise ordinance stating that if the police could hear your music 100 feet away, its too loud and you get ticketed. $400+ ticket right there. And it goes up the more they ticket you for it. (And once you've been ticketed for it by one of them, the rest seem to zoom in on you at the first sign of sub blarage) Luckily I haven't been caught yet.

Yeah, I've already been ticketed once for it and it was $375. That was ridiculous. I think I got it cut in half though, so whatever.

[Trent Dole]

Man I want to get one of these, put it on my car, and then circle around the local malls. 

[Human Snorenado]

That's fuck awesome, I'm gonna get some and put install them at the local high schools and shit, that'll show then durned kids.

[Robo]

This is bullshit. If these cunts can use this shit, I can blare my subs in my car. In fact, I shit you not, if a place around where I live gets these, I WILL park my car beside the device and play whatever the fuck music however the fuck loud I want for as long as the fuck I want. I WILL hire a lawyer to deal with whatever happens, which will possibly be a noise ordinance violation. What the fuck ever. From that article a school in Columbia, South Carolina has this bullshit. I should go down there.

die in a swamp, teen fuck

[Van Cruncheon]

this is so fucking awesome. teens should be locked in their fucking houses and never allowed out until they can do productive work for society. why they're even allowed in public is fucking beyond me.

[Human Snorenado]

this is so fucking awesome. teens should be locked in their fucking houses and never allowed out until they can do productive work for society. why they're even allowed in public is fucking beyond me.

Indeed.  I have long maintained that children of all flavors should be kept in boxes until they are old enough and well trained enough to perform simple tasks without giving their superiors any lip. 

[TVC15]

I think you should have to be at least 25 to be let into a movie theater.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't like kids, especially small children. Most teens are quite disgusting, but even I wouldn't want them to possibly have hearing loss. I'd rather send them to Iraq

[Powerslave]

I like kids

[MrAngryFace]

This rocks, I like kids, I dont like teens. Down with teens. They are like bugs.

[Powerslave]

teens

[Rman]

You're cool though, PR.  When you get older you will have the same feelings about teens.  Bet on it.  They are a scourge on society.

[TVC15]

Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.

[Phoenix Dark]

speaking of teens there's this 18yo ass in my history class. every day he's got something dumb to say, even on finals day

"i'm not a big fan of metallica but the black album is definitely their best album"
"bb king is overrated"
"not a big beatles fan but paul had the better songs"

[Herr Mafflard]

I think you should have to be at least 25 to be let into a movie theater.

That reminds me of the time I went to see Casino Royale. We took our seats as the trailers started playing and then about 20 (I kid you not) greek tourist teenagers (aged 15-18, I believe) came in and sat in the aisle right in front of us. Needless to say, the little bastards talked loudly all the way through the movie.

And can you believe it, one of them (a girl) fainted about halfway through and they stopped the movie (when the hangar doors open to reveal the plane) to see what was going on.
Turns out she was ok - I couldn't care less.

They resumed the movie about 15 mins later. Needless to say I was pissed off and it ruined my enjoyment of the film. Teenagers in large groups are the scourge of a healthy society.

[FatalT]

die in a swamp, teen fuck

die of old age shitface

[aoi tsuki]

And can you believe it, one of them (a girl) fainted about halfway through and they stopped the movie (when the hangar doors open to reveal the plane) to see what was going on.
Turns out she was ok - I couldn't care less..

Was she, by any chance, hairy?

[Eric P]

Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.

i'll have you know i was programmed by punk and house music lyrics

thus i am far more insufferable

[Van Cruncheon]

i was programmed by amiga dos, gas fumes, queensryche, and frank herbert novels

i should have not been allowed out of the house :'(

[Human Snorenado]

Teens are basically robots programmed by advertisements, completely incapable of independent thought.

HEROIN IS THE NEW RED

[Tauntaun]

speaking of teens there's this 18yo ass in my history class. every day he's got something dumb to say, even on finals day

"i'm not a big fan of metallica but the black album is definitely their best album"
"bb king is overrated"
"not a big beatles fan but paul had the better songs"

MURDER THEM SLOWLY! 

[Eric P]

i was programmed by amiga dos, gas fumes, queensryche, and frank herbert novels

i should have not been allowed out of the house :'(

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