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ToxicAdam

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I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« on: November 07, 2006, 02:47:57 PM »
Did this game come out of nowhere? Or is it one of those much hyped Japanese franchises that are finally getting an import?

The general impression I get is that it's a rythym game that has a "game" attached to it (meaning levels).

How can people be excited for a game that has THIS song list?

SONG LIST in case you forgot:

This is not in order of how they appear in the game!

1. Walkie Talkie Man - Steriogram
2. ABC - Jackson Five
3. Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
4. I Was Born to Love You - Queen
5. Rock This Town - Stray Cats
6. Highway Star - Deep Purple
7. Y.M.C.A. - Village People
8. September - Earth, Wind and Fire
9. Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
10. Material Girl - Madonna
11. La La - Ashlee Simpson
12. You’re the Inspiration - Chicago
13. Survivor - Destiny’s Child
14. Without a Fight - Hoobastank
15. Believe - Cher
16. Let’s Dance - David Bowie
17. Jumpin Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
18. Makes No Difference - Sum 41
19. The Anthem - Good Charlotte


Inform me on why this game is awesome.

MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 02:49:13 PM »
TOXIC ADAM! WHAT DO YOUR ELVISH EYES SEE?
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Saint Cornelius

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 02:49:27 PM »
It's kinda like DDR for your hand... but not really. The original version was all jappafagtastic, but to sell it to the round eyes we need more Hoobastank, I guess!
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 02:49:48 PM »
TVC is pumped for it, he said the original was awesome.
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TVC15

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 02:56:34 PM »
I like the original a ton.  I'm no jpop cigarillo, but I can see how some people are writing this follow-up off:  In the original, it may have been jpop garbage, but at least you couldn't understand what they were saying.  I think th egame will turn out fine, since all the songs are just covers anyway.

It's a fun rhythm game.  Just don't go into it thinking it's he most incredible game ever, but I really shouldn't have to warn you not to base your expectations off of GAF hype.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 02:58:46 PM »
What rhythm games are missing are more songs from ABC. How can you go wrong with songs like "Shoot that Poison Arrow" and "Look of Love"?





Fucking masterpiece!



MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 03:01:34 PM »
3. Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne
7. Y.M.C.A. - Village People
11. La La - Ashlee Simpson
12. You’re the Inspiration - Chicago
14. Without a Fight - Hoobastank
15. Believe - Cher
18. Makes No Difference - Sum 41
19. The Anthem - Good Charlotte

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 03:04:22 PM »
It's made by the same people who made Gitaroo Man.  I want to get it.

BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 03:05:05 PM »
From the song list alone, I give this game

out of
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 03:06:25 PM »
God thats so horrible.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2006, 03:08:27 PM »
I was almost hungry for lunch, now I am not.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2006, 03:08:50 PM »
What's amazing is that they took two awesome artists like David Bowie and the Rolling Stones and picked the worst songs for each respectively. It's like it was intentional to pick really bad, campy songs.

I'll definitely pass on this game. Although I like the idea of there being objectives (a game) in a rhythm genre game.




BlueTsunami

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2006, 03:09:29 PM »
Thats totally Ecro's doing (Bz's tit emoticon), an amazing GIF
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MrAngryFace

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2006, 03:14:55 PM »
Toxic: You might wanna check out the first one, ill let ya know when I borrow it and give it the MAF ONCE OVER.
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TVC15

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Re: I'm officially OLD. What the hell is Elite Beat Agents?!
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2006, 03:18:00 PM »
What's amazing is that they took two awesome artists like David Bowie and the Rolling Stones and picked the worst songs for each respectively. It's like it was intentional to pick really bad, campy songs.

I'll definitely pass on this game. Although I like the idea of there being objectives (a game) in a rhythm genre game.


Jumpin Jack Flash is one of my favorite Stones songs!
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