I just sat in front of a drug dealer on the bus.

[Crushed]

"PERUVIAN CUT MAN, SHIT'LL MAKE YOU GO NUMB LIKE COKE"

"THAT'S WHITE PEOPLE DOIN' THAT METH MAN WE STILL GOT WEED AND WHITE... PILLS, MAN, THE WHITE PEOPLE GAVE THOSE US"

"SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET nicca AIN'T THAT DO WHAT IT IS, I GET PILLS FOR 3 DOLLARS SELLEM OFF FOR 6"

"MAN IN MY DAY WE'D GET AN 8 OF ROCK WE GO OUTTA THE CITY, CUT, SELL IT BACK, MAKE 500 DOLLAS A DAY MAN"

"HE DO THAT WITH A NICKELBAG OF WEED, UP TO A KEY, THEN I IMPRESSED"

"I DO THIS OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART, SHIT MAN YOU SEE THOSE BAGS YOU KNOW A BAD MOTHAFUCKA GAVE EM TO YOU"



...I am not exaggerating any of this. Shouting it out on his phone, right on the bus. Then some middle-aged Italian chef from the Macaroni Grill and they both saw each other and started talking about Pac-Man getting signed, because apparently Mr. Drug Dealer works at the Olive Garden and they all know each other.

He probably felt embarrassed when the guy he just called "his man" resumed his loud profanity-laced description of his criminal activities, right in front of a bunch of listening people on the bus! Ha ha, now everybody will know that his restaurant has pot-heads for chefs!

[DJ_Tet]

It's been my experience that most restaurants have potheads for chefs.

[Eric P]

"MAN IN MY DAY WE'D GET AN 8 OF ROCK WE GO OUTTA THE CITY, CUT, SELL IT BACK, MAKE 500 DOLLAS A DAY MAN"

i remember this one time this girl wanted us to go back and hang out at her place but she warned us "i live with a coke dealer, but he's cool"  i opted out a friend of mine went over. 

he came back and he had this awesome story of having a gun pulled on him when he first showed up (until the girl vouched for him) and scary people coming in and out of the apartment the whole time.

two weeks later, the place was raided by the cops and the dealer is in jail basically forever.  Multiple kilos and illegal guns.

ahhh, richmond

[Mupepe]

It's been my experience that most restaurants have mexicans for chefs.

Same here

"MAN IN MY DAY WE'D GET AN 8 OF ROCK WE GO OUTTA THE CITY, CUT, SELL IT BACK, MAKE 500 DOLLAS A DAY MAN"

i remember this one time this girl wanted us to go back and hang out at her place but she warned us "i live with a coke dealer, but he's cool"  i opted out a friend of mine went over. 

he came back and he had this awesome story of having a gun pulled on him when he first showed up (until the girl vouched for him) and scary people coming in and out of the apartment the whole time.

two weeks later, the place was raided by the cops and the dealer is in jail basically forever.  Multiple kilos and illegal guns.

ahhh, richmond

richmond, texas?  if so, explains everything.

meth dealers have even worse customers

[Tauntaun]

Crushed you should have taken it to him Death Wish style! 

[Eric P]

It's been my experience that most restaurants have mexicans for chefs.

Same here

"MAN IN MY DAY WE'D GET AN 8 OF ROCK WE GO OUTTA THE CITY, CUT, SELL IT BACK, MAKE 500 DOLLAS A DAY MAN"

i remember this one time this girl wanted us to go back and hang out at her place but she warned us "i live with a coke dealer, but he's cool"  i opted out a friend of mine went over. 

he came back and he had this awesome story of having a gun pulled on him when he first showed up (until the girl vouched for him) and scary people coming in and out of the apartment the whole time.

two weeks later, the place was raided by the cops and the dealer is in jail basically forever.  Multiple kilos and illegal guns.

ahhh, richmond

richmond, texas?  if so, explains everything.

meth dealers have even worse customers

richmond va

though in harlingen i saw my first person shoot up coke

[Robo]

I was in a taxi van just last year and a weird dude in the front was shooting up coke and apologizing to the driver in advance of involuntarily making a grab for his cock.  funny guy, i gotta say.

[Mupepe]

It's been my experience that most restaurants have mexicans for chefs.

Same here

"MAN IN MY DAY WE'D GET AN 8 OF ROCK WE GO OUTTA THE CITY, CUT, SELL IT BACK, MAKE 500 DOLLAS A DAY MAN"

i remember this one time this girl wanted us to go back and hang out at her place but she warned us "i live with a coke dealer, but he's cool"  i opted out a friend of mine went over. 

he came back and he had this awesome story of having a gun pulled on him when he first showed up (until the girl vouched for him) and scary people coming in and out of the apartment the whole time.

two weeks later, the place was raided by the cops and the dealer is in jail basically forever.  Multiple kilos and illegal guns.

ahhh, richmond

richmond, texas?  if so, explains everything.

meth dealers have even worse customers

richmond va

though in harlingen i saw my first person shoot up coke

sounds about right! 

I was in a taxi van just last year and a weird dude in the front was shooting up coke and apologizing to the driver in advance of involuntarily making a grab for his cock.  funny guy, i gotta say.

just reaction?  "when i shoot up it usually involves me strokin someone off.  i couldn't help it"

[Rman]

Crushed, the restaurant industry is full of drug addicts.  That's how they cope with the high stress and long hours.  Most cooks and chefs and also big drinkers and are very sensual.  Read Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential for an honest look at the people who work in professional kitchens.

[Phoenix Dark]

My cousin is a drug dealer. Obviously he won't admit to it but everyone fucking knows. He's not invited to any family events but still manages to come.

But yea, you can see lots of shit while riding on the bus.

[Rman]

Does he live with his parents?

[Phoenix Dark]

no he's pretty stacked

[drew]

It's been my experience that most restaurants have potheads for chefs.

Truth.  I used to buy all my shit off this big black cook named Big G.

PILLS, MAN 

[Rman]

Ballin'

So he's no POS rookie dealer, right, PD?

[Don Flamenco]

You have must have a great memory.

[Phoenix Dark]

Eh I don't think so, based on the way he carries himself plus little things he says. I remember hanging out with him one day (my mom didn't know) while listening to rap. He was laughing about Jay-Z claiming he lost 90 bricks and made it all back ( ). "That'll get ya head popped off Hov" 

plus he confirmed the "50 Cent had a 16yo girl do his hand-to-hand sells" story. SMH

[Eric P]

plus he confirmed the "50 Cent had a 16yo girl do his hand-to-hand sells" story. SMH

that's common though

(not the rapper)

[Phoenix Dark]

plus he confirmed the "50 Cent had a 16yo girl do his hand-to-hand sells" story. SMH

that's common though

(not the rapper)

Definitely. But still hilarious considering Mr. Cent's current persona