G: the man, the myth, the legend. Help me compile the greatest moments.

[Vizzys]

Who was G you ask?

G was a large man with an even larger heart. G, who also went by the name Bzchan, was no stranger to insult, in fact it is a well known evilbore pastime to mention G's girth in jest. G could roll with the best though:



I remember the antics, G was good with the ladies. I can hear them swooning right now. He always had a way with words... as certain female members of the board might remember.

Will he ever return? I do not now. He is assumed to be dead, which would be a shame if true cause this thread would look sarcastic, which it isn't.

Help us relive the greatest G moments, here are my contributions:

THE CONTEST http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4173.msg99512#msg99512
(the pictures dont work anymore but the comments say it all)

Chat log with said incident

[14:22] <Bz> Viz were you here last night for the pictures?
[14:23] <Viz> what pictures
[14:23] <Bz> http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/
[14:23] <Viz> you live in a shithole
[14:23] <Bz> haha
[14:24] <Viz> I may be lazy but my room looks 1000x times better
[14:24] <Bz> yeah it'll get cleaned though
[14:25] <Viz> looks worse then sp0rsks whole house
[14:26] <Bz> well i did take pictures for a reason
[14:26] <Viz> why is that
[14:26] <Bz> GFW is having a contest
[14:26] <Viz> what is GFW
[14:26] <Bz> games for windows
[14:26] <Viz> whats the contest
[14:27] <Viz> whos the laziest fuck ever contest
[14:28] <Bz> Its for having the nastiest looking Gaming area theres only one prize and I really want it. Since i've been sick and shit this past week.
[14:28] <Viz> whats the prize
[14:28] <Viz> because I have a good feeling you will win
[14:28] <Bz> Burning Crusade CE
[14:29] <Viz> oh god
[14:29] <Viz> as if your life isnt ruined enough

Needless to say, he won the contest

One of many other irc logs

[20:54] <G> i got a serious case of ass rot
[20:54] <G> misstype
[20:54] <BlueTsunami> lol ew
[20:54] <Viz> gross sir
[20:55] <G> no it doesnt burn, thank god
[20:55] <G> itches a little
[20:55] <Viz> spare us the details
[20:55] <Viz> you shall regret this
[20:56] <Viz> I'm certain of it
[20:56] <BlueTsunami> lolol
[20:56] <Viz> beg your pardon?
[20:56] <G> since when did viz become the perfect englishman?
[20:56] <BlueTsunami> no habla' ingles
[20:57] <Viz> I have always been

[Phoenix Dark]

Didn't he say his dad got shot in the leg by a shotgun in front of his eyes and died of blood loss, THEN said he was driving around on that motorcycle with his dad? 

[TVC15]

I can bring him back.  Very easily.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=2429.0

[Smooth Groove]

Didn't he almost bang an underaged chick?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

QUALITY G MOMENT:

<G> I would not fuck a black cunt
* WhiteMan sprays aids-infected semen all over G's face, ass, and titties.
<malek4980> I'd put sme mayo on that dark Roast beef
<G> it might be pink on the inside but its still diseased on the outside
<JunpeiDenO> thats so rascist
<JunpeiDenO> *racist
<G> junpei no its not have you seen a black girl?

[cloudwalking]

[18:50:29] <G> Ok so i wear my tuxedo mandango thong
[18:50:32] <Castellan> THRUST THRUST SWIVEL SPURTONTHEKEYBOARD
[18:50:34] TVC15 Or else we dismember Roxy and make 2 skin suits out of her.
[18:50:35] <Castellan> or something
[18:50:37] <cloudwalking> oh my god
[18:50:38] <G> have candals lit everywhere
[18:50:42] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:43] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:44] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:45] TVC15 YES
[18:50:45] <G> and a rose in my mouth
[18:50:56] <cloudwalking> stop the madness
[18:50:59] TVC15 btw, cloud is into being shit on
[18:51:01] <G> i start to dance swaying my hips back and forth
[18:51:07] <G> letting my little man fly around
[18:51:11] <cloudwalking> okay hahaha
[18:51:12] <Castellan> well, i wanna die
[18:51:17] <cloudwalking> i'd be laughing right about now
[18:51:22] <cloudwalking> then wanting to shoot myself
[18:51:26] TVC15 What music is playing, G?
[18:51:26] <G> haha
[18:51:27] <Castellan> why do we poke the morbidly obese, chronically dishonest bear in its den
[18:51:29] <shuri> uhh
[18:51:31] <shuri> uuuuuuuhhh
[18:51:32] <G> Technotronic
[18:51:37] <G> Pump up the jam
[18:51:37] TVC15 oooo
[18:51:38] TVC15 Classy
[18:51:57] <cloudwalking> Bz
[18:52:00] TVC15 Brand of lube being used?
[18:52:00] <cloudwalking> send me free stuff
[18:52:01] <G> I'd growl a little while i come up to her
[18:52:13] <G> and go straight for the neck
[18:52:16] <G> work some magic
[18:52:25] <G> at the nape of her neck
[18:52:41] TVC15 Where did you find a thong in "Hefty Bag" size?
[18:52:42] <G> I can send you some underwear too if you want
[18:52:54] <Castellan> Camping World
[18:52:55] <G> Spencers
[18:53:17] <G> I've only wore it twice its really hard to clean
[18:53:27] * Castellan vomit
[18:53:31] <G> jizz doesnt come out of the black very easily
[18:53:38] TVC15 Okay, G, continue.  There is a bottle of spuirty chocolate syrup by the bed you have cloudwalking chained to.
[18:53:46] * cloudwalking crying
[18:53:52] <G> oh i have her chained up now
[18:53:55] <G> this could get interesting
[18:54:04] <cloudwalking> this isn't funny
[18:54:18] <G> is it bruising your mind?
[18:54:20] TVC15 Yes, but you still have total control.  It's a chain around her ankle.  She is still mobile so you can work from any angle
[18:54:30] <G> ok
[18:54:37] TVC15 She is saying "I want the G-FORCE"
[18:55:04] <G> Well as i slip down from her neck i lightly tickle her sides as i grab her hips and turn her over
[18:55:12] <cloudwalking> OKAY
[18:55:14] <cloudwalking> enough
[18:55:17] TVC15 Oh god
[18:55:22] TVC15 yes, please, stop
[18:55:25] <G> I get the bottle of chocolate spray
[18:55:31] TVC15 !kb
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking sets pluto on *!*Bzchanboy@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking has kicked G from #evilbore (cloudwalking)
[19:01:38] TVC15 Man, once he hosed her down with chocolate syrup and was licking it off of her, I was going to tell him that it was not chocolate syrup, but instead pure, liquid shit

[Vizzys]

irc used to be so awesome

[TVC15]

cloudwalking

[Madrun Badrun]

 


cloud didn't he also call you cupcakes?  that was awesome. 

[Smooth Groove]

What was G banned for?  I don't remember him doing anything worse than lying. 

[Vizzys]

I think he was banned for death threats

[Tauntaun]

QUALITY G MOMENT:

<G> I would not fuck a black cunt
* WhiteMan sprays aids-infected semen all over G's face, ass, and titties.
<malek4980> I'd put sme mayo on that dark Roast beef
<G> it might be pink on the inside but its still diseased on the outside
<JunpeiDenO> thats so rascist
<JunpeiDenO> *racist
<G> junpei no its not have you seen a black girl?

[Smooth Groove]

I think he was banned for death threats

But weren't they just more of his lies?

[Yeti]

Is G still around? Did anyone ever ascertain if Roxy was real?

[Vizzys]

I think he was banned for death threats

But weren't they just more of his lies?

Im sure they were, I dont know the details

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm still waiting for one of EB's more prominent posters to reveal that (s)he's actually G 

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm still waiting for one of EB's more prominent posters to reveal that (s)he's actually G 

I'm G. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually Tauntaun, Junpei, and I combine to form G, Devastator style.

[close]

[Tauntaun]

GO GO G RANGERS!  WHOOOOOAAAAAAA!

[Van Cruncheon]

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[Madrun Badrun]

GO GO G RANGERS!  WHOOOOOAAAAAAA!

It's transformers! 

[Van Cruncheon]

the first time i noticed he was full of horseshit was when he started telling us (on irc) that he was at the hospital posting on his brand-new alienware laptop, and a hot nurse had just sucked his dick. now, note that i am always suspicious of the medical profession, but i didn't think standards had declined to the point that morbidly obese manchildren were getting casual head from hospital employees

on the other hand, matlock claimed to have gotten blown by a stranger in an airplane en route to a valve press junket, so maybe i'm just not attuned to all the arbitrary dicksuckery going on around me

mupepe, what's the word, here

[TVC15]

I can bring G back.  As of right now he is just afraid that Cloud will not let him back.

[Vizzys]

cloudwalking barely posts as is, he has nothing to fear

[TVC15]

Just got a message from G:

I'm down for whatever. The G shall return

[Smooth Groove]

Just got a message from G:

I'm down for whatever. The G shall return

He talks to you even after you betrayed him?

[TVC15]

I betrayed him?  I gave the man what he wanted.

[Yeti]

If G comes back I hope Dr. Miletski comes back too.

*G*, I am respected in my field because I am known for "telling it like it is" and not pulling any punches or holding back any info.  This past week has been one painted by tragedy, and we are all having trouble coping and/or resisting the urge to murder Koreans we see in every day life.  Still, I can maintain a sense of clarity when it comes to the most important facets of my work.  It is difficult whenever I have to say this to a patient, but I've never been as sure that the advice is right as it is now, for you:  I think you should consider suicide.  Since you have contributed absolutely nothing to, well, reality, I think you should give back to the society that you have been draining by giving us something entertaining, something to clap about.  My medical prognosis is that you should shamble up to the roof of a very large building and leap off, making a balloon burst of grease, animal parts, and entrails upon hitting the pavement.  People will be shocked at first, but a few moments later they will begin to laugh when they realize they have seen an obese man wearing nothing but panties leap to a pinata-esque death.  I have never been so confident about an outcome in my entire medically career.

-Dr. Miletski

[Mupepe]

the first time i noticed he was full of horseshit was when he started telling us (on irc) that he was at the hospital posting on his brand-new alienware laptop, and a hot nurse had just sucked his dick. now, note that i am always suspicious of the medical profession, but i didn't think standards had declined to the point that morbidly obese manchildren were getting casual head from hospital employees

on the other hand, matlock claimed to have gotten blown by a stranger in an airplane en route to a valve press junket, so maybe i'm just not attuned to all the arbitrary dicksuckery going on around me

mupepe, what's the word, here

word is it's bs.  granted, i've never stayed overnight in the hospital except for when my daughter was born.  However, I figure if there was anytime for a hot nurse to want to blow me it would have been then...

A ) I am not morbidly obese
B ) I wasn't actually a patient
C ) I was about to be a father.  What turns a woman on more (besides having an affair or money)?

[Mupepe]

Just got a message from G:

I'm down for whatever. The G shall return

bring him back

[Joe Molotov]

G's bloodstains?

[TVC15]

He said he'll come back if one of his accounts is unbanned.  If you people want it to happen, make your voices heard.

[Vizzys]

unban g the bi liar account

its lepered tho

[Madrun Badrun]

As top icon I promise to bring G back.  Vote Arvie in 08!

[Mupepe]

UNBAN G!!!!

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

you kept in contact with him? this could be a trick...

[FlameOfCallandor]

Did G ever post at GAF?

[Vizzys]

Did G ever post at GAF?

yes

[Phoenix Dark]

didn't sporsksks perm him? I remember that 

[Hollywood]

Ah, the old era. IRC wars back in the day, now its just an empty graveyard. 

[Bloodwake]

Wow, Bzchan getting an account back

[ferrarimanf355]

G's bloodstains?

I came in here to make that fucking joke...