Author Topic: Britney Spears files for divorce, everyone laughs (Read 2722 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** November 07, 2006, 04:39:06 PM »

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(CNN) -- It's over for Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.

CNN has confirmed that the pop singer, known for hits such as "Oops ... I Did It Again" and "Toxic," is divorcing her husband of two years and one month. Spears and Federline, one of the singer's former backup dancers, married October 6, 2004, according to the divorce papers.

TMZ.com reports that Spears filed legal papers Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James.

The date of separation was listed as Monday.

Spears, 24, married Federline after a six-month courtship in 2004. In January 2004, she had married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, Nevada. That marriage was annulled after 55 hours.

Federline, 28, previously had a relationship with actress Shar Jackson. The union produced two children, one of whom was born two months before he married Spears. Federline recently released a rap album, "Playing with Fire."

The Spears-Federline marriage has been chronicled in detail in celebrity magazines since the pair tied the knot, with rumors of problems surfacing often.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html

:tbslol :tbslol :sp0rsk2

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:39:53 PM »

Maybe she'll go back to looking like she used to now.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:41:05 PM »

:hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe :hehe

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:45:57 PM »

"1.5mil albums sold this year VS 1.5 ham sandwiches served, including the one between yo legs. Who's laughing now bitch"

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:48:27 PM »

Did he really sell 1.5 million albums?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:51:11 PM »

Yeah, after it was said that she had the second kid in a last ditch effort to save her marriage, who didn't see this coming?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:52:46 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2006, 04:48:27 PM

Did he really sell 1.5 million albums?

Dude is OWNING the charts right now. Plus he has two number one hits, and two songs in the top5
http://billboard.com/bbcom/charts/chart_display.jsp?g=Singles&f=The+Billboard+Hot+100

Yeah, he's pretty awesome

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2006, 04:53:54 PM »

They both suck. CELEBRITY NEWS ANGERS ME.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:00:43 PM »

Looks like Chris has some competition.

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:04:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2006, 04:52:46 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 07, 2006, 04:48:27 PM
Did he really sell 1.5 million albums?

Dude is OWNING the charts right now. Plus he has two number one hits, and two songs in the top5
http://billboard.com/bbcom/charts/chart_display.jsp?g=Singles&f=The+Billboard+Hot+100

Yeah, he's pretty awesome

Holy shit. I thought he would flop. I need to start listening to the radio more often.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:06:55 PM »

I like how all of the recent photos of either of them are usually in really shitty quality, like they need the crapiness of it to strengthen how trashy their whole deal is.

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2006, 05:33:10 PM »

OMG ME AM SO SURPISED :wario

xnikki118x · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:22:10 AM »

K-Fed was engaged to that other woman, had already had a child with her, and the other woman was like 6 months pregnant or something with their second child. Then he left her for Britney.

If some guy wanted to leave his fiance and two babies for me, I wouldn't touch his ass with a 10-foot pole. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Really.

I heard Brit's mama made her get a prenup. Good for her lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:16:28 PM »

Quote from: xnikki118x on November 08, 2006, 01:22:10 AM

K-Fed was engaged to that other woman, had already had a child with her, and the other woman was like 6 months pregnant or something with their second child. Then he left her for Britney.

If some guy wanted to leave his fiance and two babies for me, I wouldn't touch his ass with a 10-foot pole. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Really.

I heard Brit's mama made her get a prenup. Good for her lol.

Yeah, but one of the clauses gives K-Fed spousal support from Britney lolz

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:39:07 PM »

The porn movie wasn't bad...although it's hella short. I bet K-Fed has a bunch of videos though, so Britney better watch her mouth

Vizzys · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:43:20 PM »

19 seconds of suck.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:44:25 PM »

Someone said they found a longer version of that clip and it wasn't britney. Someone on GAF said it.

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:45:39 PM »

It didn't seem fake to me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:46:35 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 08:45:39 PM

It didn't seem fake to me.

I haven't had a chance to watch it. But I plan on spanking to it at home anyways even if it's not her. Just the idea makes me horny

Vizzys · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:47:06 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 08:44:25 PM

Someone on GAF said it.

NOES

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:48:24 PM »

It was her allright.

But I couldn't help but be disappointed by K Fed's small manhood. Sorry, I simply can't watch a porno that features a small dude.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:49:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 08:48:24 PM

It was her allright.

But I couldn't help but be disappointed by K Fed's small manhood. Sorry, I simply can't watch a porno that features a small dude.

Disappointed? You were looking forward to him having a big swinging wang? You freak, PD!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:50:23 PM »

I expected much more from K Fed

It would suck to have a small penis but have full access to Britney Spear's tang. Damn

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:51:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 08:50:23 PM

I expected much more from K Fed

It would suck to have a small penis but have full access to Britney Spear's tang. Damn

Yeah, maybe five or six years ago. Now I wouldn't hit it with an aluminum bat.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:52:58 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 08, 2006, 08:51:23 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 08:50:23 PM
I expected much more from K Fed

It would suck to have a small penis but have full access to Britney Spear's tang. Damn

Yeah, maybe five or six years ago. Now I wouldn't hit it with an aluminum bat.

Dude did you see those recent pics of her?
http://www.britneyalbum.com/details.php?image_id=29675&sessionid=6b40d8929e8f32dc51516fdbce7b7589

Face is meh, but she's still recovering from pregnancy and shit

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #25 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:54:00 PM »

I take it back, I would hit it....

with a shitload of protection.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:56:02 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 08, 2006, 08:54:00 PM

I take it back, I would hit it....

with a shitload of protection.

Where they can get hit and won't get back to they soulmate
Before you kiss 'em use Colgate
"She Swallowed It!" Yeah the bitch took the whole eight

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:56:39 PM »

PD, tell us about that supposed "date" that went south. NOW.

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:58:43 PM »

Dr. Dre

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** November 08, 2006, 09:22:30 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 08, 2006, 08:56:39 PM

PD, tell us about that supposed "date" that went south. NOW.

Posted $:-\$

You won't like it

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Author Topic: Britney Spears files for divorce, everyone laughs (Read 2722 times)