Author Topic: A test. (Read 2887 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** November 07, 2006, 06:07:37 PM »

A girl attends her mother's funeral and meets the guy of her dreams at the funeral. They talk and they hit it off. But at the end of the day when he leaves, she realizes that she never got his last name or his number.

The next day the girl's older sister is murdered. Why?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:08:03 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #2 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:09:42 PM »

Why would a total stranger go to a funeral?

The answer so she can meet him again, but yeah.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:10:19 PM »

Viz ftw!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:11:25 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 07, 2006, 06:09:42 PM

Why would a total stranger go to a funeral?
The answer so she can meet him again, but yeah.

Congratulations, you are a sociopath/person with a dissociative disorder.

I planned to make you all keep guessing.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:17:58 PM »

The one i always heard was it was a Nurse at a old folks home. And she attended a funeral of someone she took care of. Then went out on the date. She kills another one of the old folks to see him again. She and him go out again she wakes up still no number. So she kills again and they go out he asks if she wants to come back to his place. He takes her to some crappy part of town. Next morning she wakes up in a coffin right next to him at the graveyard.

Vizzys · « **Reply #6 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:18:44 PM »

People have said that I'm a sociopath before and I disagree after seeing the list of symptoms/warning signs.

Dissociative, I have no idea what that is.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:19:44 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 07, 2006, 06:18:44 PM

People have said that I'm a sociopath before and I disagree after seeing the list of symptoms/warning signs.
Dissociative, I have no idea what that is.

You'd have to actually do this to be a sociopath I believe.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #8 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:20:34 PM »

Viz has the pass cause he lives in Alaska. Lots of crazy people up there.

Vizzys · « **Reply #9 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:22:24 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on November 07, 2006, 06:19:44 PM

Quote from: Viz on November 07, 2006, 06:18:44 PM
People have said that I'm a sociopath before and I disagree after seeing the list of symptoms/warning signs.
Dissociative, I have no idea what that is.
You'd have to actually do this to be a sociopath I believe.

Ok good

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:23:57 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 07, 2006, 06:21:56 PM

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He's a friend of the family so she will see him at the funeral!
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Thats the correct answer to Nintenho's question.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:24:13 PM »

I'm obsessive compulsive! rama rama ding dong.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #12 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:26:37 PM »

Spencer you sick fuck

brawndolicious · « **Reply #13 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:26:52 PM »

Olimario got it!

It's the weirdest riddle I've ever heard.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #14 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:27:07 PM »

Spencer you got mine

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:28:53 PM »

Since Spencer figured that one out too, it's pretty obvious his a sick, homicidal fuck. I hope you rot in hell, Dahmer Jr.

Bacon · « **Reply #16 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:30:03 PM »

They don't really ask serial killers this.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #17 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:32:38 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on November 07, 2006, 06:30:03 PM

They don't really ask serial killers this.

I think they just get evidence against them and kill them.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #18 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:33:59 PM »

Spencer he is the gravedigger. She died near his place and he went and burried her. She thought he was a ghost.

Spencer is a fucking creep though.

If i ever become a serial killer (it could happen) i'll move to Miami and buy a boat then become a blood splatter analyst and go after other misserable fucks that are killing people.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:36:10 PM »

So, we have some questions to ask you since you are the primary suspect, Spencer. A girl attends her mother's funeral and meets the guy of her dreams at the funeral. They talk and they hit it off. But at the end of the day when he leaves, she realizes that she never got his last name or his number.

The next day the girl's older sister is murdered. Why?

... Spencer?

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:37:15 PM »

hm...

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:37:23 PM »

WTF Willco?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:39:55 PM »

I'll cook you in the pot spencer

I have a feeling anyone who gets me for secret santa is probably gonna buy me a bra

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:40:53 PM »

i bought u a pot bz mhmmm oh yeah mhmm necrophilia

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:52:41 PM »

gon rub jesus all over my body get all touchy feely hmmm yeah

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #25 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:53:38 PM »

213 4 the win

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #26 on:** November 07, 2006, 08:35:42 PM »

how is this even a riddle? it's pure gibberish.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #27 on:** November 07, 2006, 08:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on November 07, 2006, 08:35:42 PM

how is this even a riddle? it's pure gibberish.

I think that's supposed to make it more riddley? If anything we got some funny.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #28 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:26:45 AM »

I still don't understand the old nurse lady one.

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