I want to live in America for the ability to own a shotgun, drink microbrew ...

[Fresh Prince]

and eat fatty fried fast food chicken.

God Bless America, fuck everyone else 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Really how can I live there?

[close]

[Smooth Groove]

You can do 2 out of the 3 in most other countries.  lol

[demi]

You can live in my garage, I guess. I won't tell. But you have to please me with your mouth.

[Fresh Prince]

You can do 2 out of the 3 in most other countries.  lol

That's why the gun is the first. Beer is cheap and readily imported in America. Also Popeyes, Churchs, that's all American.

You can live in my garage, I guess. I won't tell. But you have to please me with your mouth.

You can have my mouth but you won't have my heart 

[Smooth Groove]

You didn't even say which country you're currently living in. 

[Fresh Prince]

Australia. It's like Canada but more gay and less water; no guns, soon to be puritan drinking laws and no chicken.

[Madrun Badrun]

Who needs guns when you have boomerangs?

also what about new drinking laws? 

[Rman]

Australia. It's like Canada but more gay and less water; no guns, soon to be puritan drinking laws and no chicken.

No chicken?

[Smooth Groove]

So you would rather Australia was more like the way it was in "The Proposition"?

[max_cool]

here is where you will want to start. it's a link to US immigration services, specifically to the permanent resident part (green card), to the left you can find citizenship and other stuff.

http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.eb1d4c2a3e5b9ac89243c6a7543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=4f719c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD&vgnextchannel=4f719c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1RCRD

[Fresh Prince]

Guns got taken away by this event http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia).
Proposed drinking laws are because we are supposed to be in a 'binge drinking epidemic' 

Thanks for the link.

I wanna live in Australia so I can eat fried kangaroo. If you don't mind sleeping in a bunk bed I'll happily grade lives with you. If fact, we live right down the road from 2 KFC/Taco Bell hybrids!

We already have KFC here and Taco Bell is supposed to be disgusting. No one I know eats kangaroo on a regular basis (though I don't think it is available in most supermarkets). The other thing shitty about Australia is that there is a premium on all imports not due to taxes or low exchange rate but simply or population. I want cheap shit too  :'(

[ferrarimanf355]

I wanna live in Australia so I can eat fried kangaroo. If you don't mind sleeping in a bunk bed I'll happily grade lives with you. If fact, we live right down the road from 2 KFC/Taco Bell hybrids!

I wanna live in Australia so I can drive one of those Ford Falcons. 

[TVC15]

Australia. It's like Canada but more gay and less water; no guns, soon to be puritan drinking laws and no chicken.

I wish we could swap spots.  I think I'd kinda like to live in Australia.  Moving to other countries is unnecessarily difficult in this day and age.  The world, in general, is too strict when it comes to immigration.  It's a shame.  They say we born free, but it is needlessly difficult to get out of the cages called nations that we are born within. :-/ I never made the decision to be an American.

[FlameOfCallandor]

The ability to own a gun is a very important and basic right, in my opinion.

[Madrun Badrun]

The ability to own a gun is a very important and basic right, in my opinion.

shhhhhhh  there is a movement to have you unlepered.  Play it cool for a while. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

A movement? Nice, I'm part of a movement.

[Smooth Groove]

FOC, I heard you just have to behave until your 100,000 post.

[demi]

You get region free DVD players in Australia! I think modchips are legal too

But you also get the shitty version of GTA4 haw haw

[Fresh Prince]

I wish we could swap spots.  I think I'd kinda like to live in Australia.  Moving to other countries is unnecessarily difficult in this day and age.  The world, in general, is too strict when it comes to immigration.  It's a shame.  They say we born free, but it is needlessly difficult to get out of the cages called nations that we are born within. :-/ I never made the decision to be an American.

I think moving to Australia is fairly easy if you have the necessary skills, the best thing to do is check if you have relevant skills http://www.immi.gov.au/skilled/index.htm . Anecdotally there seems to be a lot of people moving here.

The ability to own a gun is a very important and basic right, in my opinion.

I used to be one of those gun hating hippies but I think it's a lot of government hand holding nowadays.

Games also cost $90 or higher. Wages in Australia are generally high but cost of living, and housing kills it.

[Smooth Groove]

You get region free DVD players in Australia! I think modchips are legal too

But you also get the shitty version of GTA4 haw haw

There are people that openly sell modchips in LA. 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The immigration policy in the US sucks ass.

I wouldn't apply for anything, just fly to Mexico, and run across the border.  It is a much better solution than the painstakingly long process of immigration in the US.

[ShogunOfFear]

You'll never know what it feels like to be an American until you shoot someone 

[Mupepe]

The immigration policy in the US sucks ass.

I wouldn't apply for anything, just fly to Mexico, and run across the border.  It is a much better solution than the painstakingly long process of immigration in the US.

Seriously. 

Or fuck man, just get a passport and visit but never go back.  I know a few people who did that to get here illegally.  And I bet in the next few years we're going to make all current illegal immigrants citizens

[cloudwalking]

Australia. It's like Canada but more gay and less water; no guns, soon to be puritan drinking laws and no chicken.

I wish we could swap spots.  I think I'd kinda like to live in Australia.  Moving to other countries is unnecessarily difficult in this day and age.  The world, in general, is too strict when it comes to immigration.  It's a shame.  They say we born free, but it is needlessly difficult to get out of the cages called nations that we are born within. :-/ I never made the decision to be an American.

here in switzerland they are cracking down on the immigrants!

[Mupepe]

Yeah, but do they have rednecks guarding the border?  They need to step it up

[Tauntaun]

here in switzerland they are cracking down on the immigrants!

(Image removed from quote.)

You moved to Chocolateland to be all PC and friendly but in reality it was just so you could perpetuate your anti-darkie sentiments!    Well I tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go find Beezy and drizzle DARK CHOCOLATE on his DARK NIPPLES then I'm gonna lick it off!  HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!?!?

[Fresh Prince]

also what about new drinking laws? 

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23612606-953,00.html 

I think the only way I can come to America is through marriage. I'm going to hit one of those Indian matrimony sites and get a green card.