Author Topic: Be Honest (PD is invited) (Read 4591 times)

Raban · « **on:** April 28, 2008, 02:14:33 AM »

EDIT: FUCK PHOTOBUCKET

The OP:

Which one is better?

This sexy hunk of man here:

edited again for the ever unimpressed Demi :'(

vs.

This mega-brow sporting cigarillo-bag:

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:16:56 AM »

You look like a gump. Take another pic without doing a gay face.

PM me shirtless pic as well.

Raban · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:17:09 AM »

Quote from: Spencer on April 28, 2008, 02:16:50 AM

Is that Miley Cyrus, aka the newest sacrifice for the corn harvest?

She's my wifey!

FatalT · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:18:18 AM »

Second guy looks kinda like he'd be an asshole. From experience, first guy looks like he'd be fun to joke around with.

First guy.

Candyflip · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:20:48 AM »

3 more years gentlemen.

Raban · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:27:09 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on April 28, 2008, 02:18:18 AM

Second guy looks kinda like he'd be an asshole. From experience, first guy looks like he'd be fun to joke around with.

First guy.

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3 more years gentlemen.

Legal for me, I was born in 91, bitches. She's only a year younger than me.

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:28:26 AM »

Wait you arent even legal? Bah

You should practice your smiling.

Raban · « **Reply #7 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:30:10 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 28, 2008, 02:28:26 AM

Wait you arent even legal? Bah

You should practice your smiling.

Raban · « **Reply #8 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:31:20 AM »

I get that alot, dude. I work a register at a pizza place and we serve beer, and people think I'm over 21 all the time until I ask a co-worker to pour for me, since legally I'm not allowed.

EDIT: Also, I'm not obsessing over her, but ever since that video of her eating ketchup on Jay Leno, raw, well...

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #9 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:33:18 AM »

BRC shows that even though you might be a loser your offspring have good chance to make it.

Raban · « **Reply #10 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:46:02 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 28, 2008, 02:42:59 AM

I'm a month and a few days older then Miley Cyrus plus, I own that shitty Billy Ray tape of that one song he made.

I'm already closer to giving her some backdoor love then you!

Then I'll take her ham and cheese pita while you plow the brown-eye. We'll double-team it while she does a line of coke off my tits and Sandstorm is playing in the background.

Just make sure your balls don't touch mine.

Raban · « **Reply #11 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:55:29 AM »

I changed the OP image again, Demi you miserable bastard.

demi · « **Reply #12 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:56:41 AM »

Listen, when you are legal, get back to me... I can help you

Raban · « **Reply #13 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:56:58 AM »

EDIT: Do you remember when I PM'd you as a junior on GAF if you were really Nick Frost? How often do you get that?

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** April 28, 2008, 02:59:02 AM »

But I am...

Raban · « **Reply #15 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:00:12 AM »

LIES!

Raban · « **Reply #16 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:01:31 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 28, 2008, 03:00:33 AM

Quote from: Raban on April 28, 2008, 02:56:58 AM

EDIT: Do you remember when I PM'd you as a junior on GAF if you were really Nick Frost? How often do you get that?

Never because that sounds fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Who doesn't know that he's Nick Frost?

Quote from: Raban on April 28, 2008, 02:46:02 AM
Then I'll take her ham and cheese pita while you plow the brown-eye. We'll double-team it while she does a line of coke off my tits and Sandstorm is playing in the background.

Just make sure your balls don't touch mine.

Why would she do a line off your pancake tits when she can do a line off my teenage abs?

My tits are actually perky. I have gynecomastia. Fuck up, slut.

demi · « **Reply #17 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:01:59 AM »

PIC PLEASE

Raban · « **Reply #18 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:02:35 AM »

Quote from: demi on April 28, 2008, 03:01:59 AM

PIC PLEASE

No way, baby

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:03:35 AM »

Come on, you could be the new G

Raban · « **Reply #20 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:04:49 AM »

The offer is tempting, but still no.

Sorry man, I ain't a camwhore, and I never will be.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:06:38 AM »

You just posted three different pics!

Raban · « **Reply #22 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:07:35 AM »

Of my face, not my penis/tits/ass/MTV spring break 2007

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:08:10 AM »

Ok... my PM box is available all hours of the day.

drew · « **Reply #24 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:09:27 AM »

The second guy looks like some douchebag highschool kid, and the first guy looks like some highschool band geek.

I'd rather eat my lunch with #1, though. Awkwardness > douche chills any day of the week.

demi · « **Reply #25 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:10:05 AM »

Would you snort a line off his perky tits?

Raban · « **Reply #26 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:12:00 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on April 28, 2008, 03:09:27 AM

The second guy looks like some douchebag highschool kid, and the first guy looks like some highschool band geek.

I'd rather eat my lunch with #1, though. Awkwardness > douche chills any day of the week.

I'm not a band geek, lolz. I'm 'the fat guy'.

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Would you snort a line off his perky tits?

I'm using this as a pickup line for women from now on.

Robo · « **Reply #27 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:12:50 AM »

Second dude is like Leonard Cohen and Nice-guy Eddie rolled into one. That's my choice.

Raban · « **Reply #28 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:13:43 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 28, 2008, 03:12:50 AM

Second dude is like Leonard Cohen and Nice-guy Eddie rolled into one. That's my choice.

Robo · « **Reply #29 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:15:47 AM »

You look like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

Raban · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2008, 03:16:14 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on April 28, 2008, 03:15:47 AM

You look like Ursula from The Little Mermaid.

I'm going to tentacle rape your asshole.

Candyflip · « **Reply #31 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:18:49 AM »

Quote from: Raban on April 28, 2008, 02:27:09 AM

Legal for me, I was born in 91, bitches. She's only a year younger than me.

Oh, she's legal for me too. I was just counting down the days until we can expect the upskirt vagoo shot that has become the staple of Hollywood starlets.

Raban · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2008, 04:20:55 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 28, 2008, 03:59:22 AM

By the looks of your face you could be buff guy instead of fat guy if you worked out.

I walk an hour a week now, that's gonna get boosted up to 3 and half hours a week over the summer. I've cut soda, gonna diet on the summer too. Goal is to lose 50lbs by the end of this year, and 100 total by June 09. After I slim down, gonna see what I wanna do from there.

Being fat has been fun, but it's become such an impediment in daily activities and basic physical skill that I can't deal with it anymore.

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Oh, she's legal for me too. I was just counting down the days until we can expect the upskirt vagoo shot that has become the staple of Hollywood starlets.

I've stated on this forum that if she doesn't become the standard Hollywood whore by the time she's legal, I'm going to become Hannah Montana's #1 fan.

However, looking at recent news, it looks like I'm out of luck (Or is it her who's out of luck?

)

Raban · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2008, 10:47:13 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 28, 2008, 10:08:57 AM

If you lose weight your penis gets bigger.

aware.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #34 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:19:31 AM »

Quote from: Raban on April 28, 2008, 10:47:13 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on April 28, 2008, 10:08:57 AM
If you lose weight your penis gets bigger.

aware.

SHWING!

Raban · « **Reply #35 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:27:17 AM »

Powerslave · « **Reply #36 on:** April 28, 2008, 12:17:57 PM »

I heard people were discussing penises in this thread so I came to take a look.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #37 on:** April 28, 2008, 12:31:57 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** April 28, 2008, 01:23:24 PM »

Who's the first guy? The second guy put his 4 inch penis in Hanna Montana's mouth, so he wins

Raban · « **Reply #39 on:** April 28, 2008, 07:39:14 PM »

DAMN YOOOOOOU! /shakes fists

Eric P · « **Reply #40 on:** April 28, 2008, 07:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on April 28, 2008, 12:31:57 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

that's gotta be really good for eating corn on the cob. she can get two rows of kernels at once

hyp · « **Reply #41 on:** April 28, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »

good luck flossing that grill when all is said and done.

tiesto · « **Reply #42 on:** April 28, 2008, 11:40:20 PM »

Top pic (you?) looks like a riot to hang out with. Bottom pic looks like an annoying bratty HSer.

Ichirou · « **Reply #43 on:** April 29, 2008, 12:25:37 AM »

Both are hideous.

Raban · « **Reply #44 on:** April 29, 2008, 11:33:10 AM »

Quote from: Ichi on April 29, 2008, 12:25:37 AM

Both are hideous.

I thought you left. Guess I'm not THAT lucky.

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Author Topic: Be Honest (PD is invited) (Read 4591 times)