The people across the way are fighting again. LOUDLY.

[bork]

"BLAH BLAH BLAH *STOMP STOMP STOMP* BLAH BLAH YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH GYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH *Insert Japanese here"

Should I:

a) Open the backdoor and watch (I did this two years ago and they shut the fuck up for almost a year!)
b) Open the window and scream at them to shut the fuck up
c) Open the backdoor and take video footage with my cell phone
d) Politely ask them to keep it down
e) Tell them I'm going to call the cops
f) Do nothing and just post about it more on an internet message board

?

FAKE STEALTH EDIT: They already stopped.     It's this older couple, and they sound so fucking hilarious when they are screaming at each other.  Especially when you hear "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" and someone running across the wooden floor.  Sounds like a samurai duel or something.  I usually just scream "KYAAAAAH" or the same "GYAAAHH" as loud as I can and they shut up, likely out of embarassment.

[MCD]

f) Do nothing and just post about it more on an internet message board

[bork]

I don't know what it is with bitter, grumpy old fucks in my apartment bloc.  There's another geezer that tried to pick a fight with me twice before, due to parking space issues.  I had to try really hard to keep a straight face when he tried to make me flinch.

[CrystalGemini]

Call the cops on them anonymously. 

[Candyflip]

I would have said A. Works like a charm. My redneck neighbors directly across from me had recently acquired a karaoke machine that they so kindly were using at 10pm+ every other night. The best part is they did this shit with their door hanging wide open. Anyways, one night around 1 AM I went to dump the trash and on the way back towards my apartment I was blindsided with Garth Brooks' whining drawl (yes, Garth fucking Brooks. "Singing" Friends in Low Places no less) accompanied by the drunken braying of the 800 pound redneck woman. I involuntarily stopped about three feet outside their door and stared for a good 5 or 10 seconds before giving her a "your karaoke sounds like dogshit" look and walking off. Now they keep their door closed lolz

[Tauntaun]

Gaijin Dick Slam^TM

[Bildi]

Can you hear them when they're having make-up sex?

Or maybe all the KYAAAAAH and GYAAAHH is them having make-up sex.

[bork]

Can you hear them when they're having make-up sex?

Or maybe all the KYAAAAAH and GYAAAHH is them having make-up sex.

I don't think they have sex like, ever.

[Bildi]

I'm no Dr Phil, but I think I may have discovered the cause of some of their tension.