Author Topic: Dumbass roommate (Read 2807 times)

whiteACID · « **on:** November 08, 2006, 03:40:24 AM »

I got a call about 30 mins ago (it's 3:38 right now), I was laying in bed trying to go to sleep. I've had problem sleeping lately because I have a lot on my mind. Anyways, so my phone rings and it's this number I don't recognize, I figure if someone is calling this late it has to be important. I answer it and my roommate is on the other line "Will you come pick me up...I'm at the police station." I said, "I thought you were here, why are you at the police station?!"

"...I got a DUI." He was the bar drinking which is right up the street from my apartment, ON THE SAME STREET NOT EVEN A MILE AWAY. You dumbfuck! Ok, my tags just expired a few days ago and I havn't been able to get them renewed, I don't get out of work until after the BMV closes. So I have to go to the police station at 3 in the morning with expired fucking tags. The cop at the front desk tells me that the legal BAC limit in Ohio is .08, my roomie blew a .32 or something.

I'm moving soon and havn't really told him yet, now I feel bad. fun night $:-\$

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:56:20 AM »

i make a good roommate.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:01:43 AM »

Give his dog laxatives before you move out.

whiteACID · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:02:32 AM »

God, I'm not a total bitch.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:10:55 AM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 04:02:32 AM

God, I'm not a total bitch.

It sounded like a good idea for a second.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:13:32 AM »

No, she should do that and feed the dog rainbow colored Purina

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:18:55 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on November 08, 2006, 04:13:32 AM

No, she should do that and feed the dog rainbow colored Purina

She's a very nice person, but the idea came from when she said that she had to steam clean the carpets when her roommate's dog shitted all over them.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:27:12 AM »

Well when you move do something. Sorry to hear you wont be getting any sleep tonight.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:47:33 AM »

I've been up all night studying for a test I have in a couple hours. The elections really distracted me lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:33:36 AM »

A block away from your house?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2006, 09:35:55 AM »

I've been pulled over for DIP drunk in public a few times but when i explain i live a block away the cops just warn me and let me go. right now i'm so drunk i'm wanking it to redwoods pictures and gonna pass out here. Damn girl you so fine in my mind.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2006, 09:47:58 AM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 03:40:24 AM

I'm moving soon and havn't really told him yet

This is kind of a theme for you, I've noticed

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2006, 11:53:49 AM »

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2006, 11:55:02 AM »

I can play this game.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2006, 11:55:31 AM »

I don't know what that means.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2006, 11:57:59 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:05:30 PM »

Quote from: Disposable White Guy on November 08, 2006, 11:57:59 AM

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Chillin like a negro maccacca ooga booga!

Cheebs · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:14:35 PM »

Poor little Allen. Thought he was going to be President now he has no job!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:18:03 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 12:14:35 PM

Poor little Allen. Thought he was going to be President now he has no job!

I remember actually thinking he'd be a good candidate. I was really impressed by this Time writeup about him from a year ago. Oh well

Cheebs · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2006, 12:27:10 PM »

A year ago I predicted Allen would be the nominee.

Santorum also was going to run! All their key conservative potential nominees have been outsed. Ironically that is bad for Democrats in 2008 because they knocked off everyone but Guilliani and McCain who both are moderate(or liberal in Guilliani's case!)

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2006, 01:26:19 PM »

I would never want a Dan Marino lookalike as my President.

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Author Topic: Dumbass roommate (Read 2807 times)