Anyone ever been hazed in real life?
When I played on an AAU basketball team a few years ago I was the blacksheep on the team. I wasn't really into rap, and I didn't really talk slang. Most of the people on the team were white and from the suburbs, but they tried their hardest to act as ghetto as possible. Needless to say they didn't like me, and I didn't like them.
Anyway the team traveled up to Ohio for a championship tournament. My parents paid for this very nice hotel, and I shared a room with about 3 guys from the team. They would constantly make noise and break shit, totally disrespecting the hotel. One dude spit up on the bathroom floor and then hid the room-maid sign so no one came in to clean it up for like two days. Ugh. All of this pissed me off, and I felt like walking back to Michigan myself.
Like on the fourth night I woke up and noticed I was pretty cold. I pulled off my blanket and realized my pajamjas had been taken off, and all I had on was some underwear. I looked in my drawers and all my clothes were gone, and no one was in the room. A minute later I got a call from my teammates telling me that they hid my clothes all throughout the hotel. It was fucking 3 in the morning and I had to sneek out the room in my underwear (with a blanket over myself) to find my clothes. People were staring at me

After I found everything they all cheered and started treating me nicer lol. We got along better after that, and the next year we REALLY hazed the newest guy on the team lol. We called up a male escort and a hooker on his cellphone, and gave them the number to his room

Hazing promotes bonding, but it sucks when it's happening to you