why the wii is the most fuck worthless console ever, part the nine millionth

[Van Cruncheon]

fucking 2GB SD CARD LIMIT? the fuck? my PSP does 8GB plus! nintendo shit hardware confirmed again and again and again

now i am out $50 for a 4GB SD card

thanks nintendo fuckwads

back to mana-khemia

[demi]

why did you buy a card?

[Van Cruncheon]

to store shit tg-16 and n64 roms, doesn't it have like 64mb or some fuckall worthless amount of internal storage

[demi]

i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack

[pilonv1]

to store shit tg-16 and n64 roms, doesn't it have like 64mb or some fuckall worthless amount of internal storage

512mb. still worthless

[AdmiralViscen]

Isn't it faster to delete and redownload than to transfer twice?

Transfer speeds are abominable for no good reason.

[abrader]

the storage capacity is a real fokkin isue on the Wii.

I do not see how they expect to sell a shitton of DL content when nobody can gracefully store and use the content.

They need to add a VC channel ASAP that lets you play VC games stored on an SD card. This shyt about having each VC game in its own channel is no good.

You do know that once you even get an SD card in the thing you cant even directly access the card from most/all games right? You can just use the SD card to back stuff up/restore from the Wii memory using a slow as fukk interface that wont let you batch copy files.

[pilonv1]

Nintendo limited them to 2GB so that when they come out with a "storage solution" for something bigger they can make it proprietary and charge $200 for it.

[Van Cruncheon]

i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack

tell me more!

[Grecco]

Meh. A firmware update to enable larger SD and read off SD is iinevitable. Just really late

[Van Cruncheon]

You do know that once you even get an SD card in the thing you cant even directly access the card from most/all games right? You can just use the SD card to back stuff up/restore from the Wii memory using a slow as fukk interface that wont let you batch copy files.

jesus christ i NEVER wanna hear ninthings bitch about the 360 hd AGAIN

[demi]

i guess so, why are you buying VC games? you can install those for free, using the twilight hack

tell me more!

Well, it's lengthy to explain... hopefully this will help

I've never done it, but reports say it works just fine. Only US games will work. The big thing is that a potential update will make it all null and void, but you can remove all traces of the installs just fine using the remover. You can find the VC games available on torrent, or elsewhere. They are all ripped.

[demi]

Don't you need a modchip though  Who has time to solder just to steal shitty snes games?

No, it uses the Twilight Hack, a software hack. Modchips are only required for playing pirated games.

[Bildi]

I love it when companies gimp shit for no good reason.  Ok, so they went with a puny 512MB so save a few bucks.  But why haven't they fixed this 2GB issue and let things be read directly from the card?  Ugh.

[Lucretius]

I wonder how long it will take the hackers to figure out how to install WiiWare titles with Twilight Hack.

[pilonv1]

i would care if any of the wii ware titles were more interesting than the bottom rung of flash crap

[Lucretius]

I want to try out the "Final Fantasy: way-too-long-subtitle" on WiiWare, but don't really want to pay for it

[Joe Molotov]

If your internal memory gets full of VC games, then you probably have too many VC games.

[Van Cruncheon]

i am already completely regretting this purchase, there is nothing to play

[demi]

Get Opoona

[Van Cruncheon]

fuck that

[demi]

Shut up fagit, you already lost your man badge twice

[Joe Molotov]

Fire Emblem

[Bildi]

Get Opoona

I heard someone bought Opoona.  I'm not convinced though.

[Van Cruncheon]

i borrowed fire emblem wii from tvc, it is low budget trash, especially compared to other installments in the series

and i already beat super mario galaxy

[pilonv1]

i am already completely regretting this purchase, there is nothing to play

Sega Bass Fishing

C64 games (IMPOSSIBLE MISSION, LAST NINJA) on UK VC

[demi]

i havent even played my FE Wii yet - is worse than Path of Radiance? That was a turd.

[Joe Molotov]

i borrowed fire emblem wii from tvc, it is low budget trash, especially compared to other installments in the series

Mana Khemia is low budget trash, but you're playing that. I know Fire Emblem doesn't have lolis, but come on, it's at least got catgirls.

And it's better than Path of Radiance.

[Van Cruncheon]

yes it is, i kinda liked por, but radiant dawn is a straight-up busted-tooth skank

[Van Cruncheon]

mana-khemia isn't that low budget compared to the atelier iris titles, and it's lightyears more amusing than the godawful radiant dawn

see, i can say that having played all three significantly

 :'(

fuck off, ninthing

[demi]

buy Dog Island

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Light gun shooters are your friend.
Ghost Squad and HOTD(definitve version) are both non-shameful games to own for your Wii.

[Van Cruncheon]

ghost squad is crap. i played hotd 2 to death (lol) on the dreamcast, and i have the better-looking version of hotd 3 for my xbox -- with a real lightgun

[recursivelyenumerable]

opoona is supposed to have an awesome sakimoto/basiscape soundtrack.  buy it buy it buy it

[CajoleJuice]

I got a new laptop today. Prole and I are moving in different directions. 

[MCD]

you have a super hyper pc, use it for all your emulator/roms need.

[MoxManiac]

  Drinky's barbs against Fire Emblem pierce my heart 

[Van Cruncheon]

i am sorry, mox, but radiant dawn is really not a good fire emblem installment :'( :'( :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

kick the Wii to the kerb and come to OUTLAND

[Van Cruncheon]

i really need a wow break, dude

i am sorry, i promise i will return soon!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

i really need a wow break, dude

i am sorry, i promise i will return soon!

okey

I guess I'll port back to the old world and refly to Thrallmar. epic lulz

[EmCeeGrammar]

Metroid doesnt have distinguished mentally-challenged controls now, just a shitty story.
No more heroes reeks of the b- minus material you proudly admit to enjoying. I personaly wouldnt recommend it but you like killer 7.

[brawndolicious]

you bought a wii right after smash bros?  the sweet spot was last holiday.

[Rman]

Dude, he HATES Smash Brothers?

[CurseoftheGods]

Super Mario Galaxy
Wii

[Van Cruncheon]

smash bros is kiddied up mascot shit. clearly, i'd even taint my palate with nasty lolis before i touch mascot wankery

[Phoenix Dark]

How does Lil Ms. Drinky like the Wii?

[Joe Molotov]

smash bros is kiddied up mascot shit. clearly, i'd even taint my palate with nasty lolis before i touch mascot wankery

So then, I guess you're not going to be getting Chaos Wars, a mascot loli SRPG.

[tiesto]

I only want Chaos Wars b/c of the Shadow Hearts cameos...

[DJ_Tet]

I hate Smash Bros but Mario Kart is even better than I thought it would be.

Awesome awesome game.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I disagree.

I'm at the Mirror level and the game is worthlessly cheap.  It is common for the final stretch of the race for this to happen:

2 blue shells
1+ red shell
1 POW block
1 Blooper

Many, many, many times have I went from 1st to 8th or some shit like that when the finish line is less than 3 seconds away.  Your best bet is to get on your knees and pray to Allah that cheap shit won't happen to you or not as much.  In many cases, the cheapness is worse than the DS version.

It is merely a good game but doesn't rely on CPU skill but how cheap they can be by punishing you before you reach the finish line.

Although I am a fan of Dry Bowser.

[DJ_Tet]

I'm not that far yet but yeah, that's Mario Kart for ya.

POW blocks and Bloopers are minor annoyances at best anyway.


edit:  I wasn't rating the game on the effectiveness of the CPU players to react and play like human players, I was rating it on the amount and variety of tracks in the game.  The CPU players ganging up on you can be removed by playing it online, although that will undoubtedly be ruined by wheelies.  Oh well, if you are a MK fan I don't see how you can't enjoy this game for the classic tracks alone.

[Rman]

Drinky, are you going to try Boom Blox?  The impressions have been stellar so far.

[Crushed]

[Van Cruncheon]

Drinky, are you going to try Boom Blox?  The impressions have been stellar so far.

i'm not a big puzzle gamer, but if the reviews are consistently good, i'll give it a shot.

[ferrarimanf355]

Nintendo limited them to 2GB so that when they come out with a "storage solution" for something bigger they can make it proprietary and charge $200 for it.

When MS did this, people (rightly) complained about it, but when Nintendo does it, I'll bet some Shop Channel points that people will swoon over it. I say with good reason that if Shiggy shits and sells his turds in Wii boxes, that it will sell 5 million copies and be declared GOTY by ninthings.

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I still love my Wii, tho. House of the Dead is so fucking awesome... 

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