The biggest turn-off.... trust me on this

[Powerslave]

fart

then watch a picture of a hot girl

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smell your fart, then look at a hot girl's pic

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ugh GET OUT

[Bildi]

Hmmm.. what if you have your tongue in a girl's ass and she farts?  Yay?  Nay?

[Powerslave]

this thread is strictly for things while you look at a computer or tv screen. It is a 'virgin-friendly' thread, so to speak. So I can't comment on that.

[Bildi]

I haven't had it happen to me either, but I think it would be awkward at the least.  That's why I don't have a girlfriend - because I don't want to risk it happening to me.

Anyhow, next time I feel a fart coming on, I'll ready a picture of an especially arousing porn starlet and post back with the results.

[aoi tsuki]

1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.

[Tauntaun]

Hmmm.. what if you have your tongue in a girl's ass and she farts?  Yay?  Nay?

 

[duckman2000]

Worse than getting a bit of shit on your nards after a drunken anal session with a taco loving skank? I doubt it.

[lordmaji]

1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.

I thought you would post something about smelly feet.

[Powerslave]

Worse than getting a bit of shit on your nards after a drunken anal session with a taco loving skank? I doubt it.

this thread is strictly for things while you look at a computer or tv screen. It is a 'virgin-friendly' thread, so to speak. So I can't comment on that.

RTFT n00b

[Prost]

you must have some seriously stanky farts

[Powerslave]

The degree of stench doesn't matter.

[Bildi]

I haven't tried this yet.

Which means I haven't farted since yesterday.  I'm a little concerned.

[BlackMage]

my reaction
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[Smooth Groove]

1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

10x more disgusting than the OP.

[bagofeyes]

1. Sixty-nine position, she's on top, i'm going down on her, and my nose is being jammed into her ass, which she did not wipe well. Luckily, i was just drunk enough to not care, but unluckily, i was too drunk to drive, and woke up to her morning breath, which smelled worse than her ass.

2. Jacking off to a series of hot chick pics in a thread, and you scroll down and somebody posts a pic of a glistening, half-nude guy.

 

still the best poster on this forum