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It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« on: May 01, 2008, 03:06:26 PM »
A HALF A PIE!

I went upstairs for lunch around 11:30 and I got a piece of pie.  The pie was complete at that time and when I left, 7 pieces were still left. 

I went back up a few minutes ago and there was only two pieces gone.  So one other person had gotten a piece.  I was joking with my friend about buying the whole thing.  So I asked the lady behind the counter about buying the whole thing, she told me to ask the girl at the checkout.  I went and talked to her, she gave me the price and I went back to get my 3/4 of a pie when what do I spy?....

WHORES!

Two cows plotting and scheming away two pieces of my pie.  The lady behind the counter LAUGHED.  I wanted to knock them over and say "Yo bitches, that's my pie" but I let go.  I got my half of a pie, checked out and here I am.  Delish.

Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 03:28:28 PM »
Kung Pow Chicken! :punch
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lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 03:33:04 PM »
Green Tea mixed w/ Lemonaide.

I want to buy this.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220229881896&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DWatching

But I'm poor. Mupepe, buy me this. You're supposed to be my sugah daddy.

1k up! yay!
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Mupepe

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 03:46:13 PM »
what do i get???

lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 03:52:51 PM »
what do i get???

My love and a better vocal mix for your part in this song I need to send you.
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 03:53:55 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 04:20:38 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

I don't see why not. :P
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Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 04:25:16 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

I don't see why not. :P

You better, he's the best mayne!  :punch
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lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 04:27:22 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

I don't see why not. :P

You better, he's the best mayne!  :punch

Ah, it's np at all. :) I'm trying to get PD and Mupepe on a track. Mupepe already signed up for one, PD is being a hater atm. :(
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Eric P

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 04:35:50 PM »
PSYCHOTROPICS!
TAQUITO
RUMBA ENERGY DRINK!
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 04:36:28 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

I don't see why not. :P


YESSSSS


give me a shout-out before you give me a shout-out, and use my original account name :pimp

lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 04:37:46 PM »
hey Maji, can you give me a shout-out in one of your rap songs? :)

I don't see why not. :P


YESSSSS


give me a shout-out before you give me a shout-out, and use my original account name :pimp

Awwww Eli Porter sounds gangsta though!  :D
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2008, 04:48:19 PM »
But he's my dark side :(

Ganhyun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2008, 04:50:56 PM »
Lets see, what did I buy? Oh yes!

1. 1 1Liter MT. Dew
2. 1 Bag Jolly Ranchers
3. 1 Copy, Saints Row, XBox360 (New)
4. 1 Copy, Gears of War, XBox360 (Used)
5. 1 Copy, Conan, XBox360 (Used)
6. 1 Copy, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, XBox 360 (Used)


(Heh, local game store had a deal, buy 2 used games get 1 free.)

Edit: To save anyone else from confusion
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 05:43:57 PM by Ganhyun »
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Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2008, 05:00:54 PM »
Lets see, what did I buy? Oh yes!

1. 1 1Liter MT. Dew
2. 1 Bag Jolly Ranchers
3. 1 Copy, Saints Row, XBox360
4. 1 Copy, Gears of War, XBox360
5. 1 Copy, Conan, XBox360
6. 1 Copy, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, XBox 360


(Heh, local game store had a deal, buy 2 used games get 1 free.)

You should have bought another to get 1 more free, you failz!  :maf
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Ganhyun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2008, 05:04:09 PM »
Lets see, what did I buy? Oh yes!

1. 1 1Liter MT. Dew
2. 1 Bag Jolly Ranchers
3. 1 Copy, Saints Row, XBox360
4. 1 Copy, Gears of War, XBox360
5. 1 Copy, Conan, XBox360
6. 1 Copy, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, XBox 360


(Heh, local game store had a deal, buy 2 used games get 1 free.)

You should have bought another to get 1 more free, you failz!  :maf

Nah. Saints row was new.
They didnt have any other used games that I wanted or didnt already have. :( Other wise I would have.
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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2008, 05:27:16 PM »
I bought a Dual Shock 3.  :(
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Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2008, 05:41:21 PM »
Lets see, what did I buy? Oh yes!

1. 1 1Liter MT. Dew
2. 1 Bag Jolly Ranchers
3. 1 Copy, Saints Row, XBox360
4. 1 Copy, Gears of War, XBox360
5. 1 Copy, Conan, XBox360
6. 1 Copy, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, XBox 360


(Heh, local game store had a deal, buy 2 used games get 1 free.)

You should have bought another to get 1 more free, you failz!  :maf

Nah. Saints row was new.
They didnt have any other used games that I wanted or didnt already have. :( Other wise I would have.

My bad I assumed they were all used cause you didn't specify I HAVE MADE AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME! :punch 

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Ganhyun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #18 on: May 01, 2008, 05:51:17 PM »
Lets see, what did I buy? Oh yes!

1. 1 1Liter MT. Dew
2. 1 Bag Jolly Ranchers
3. 1 Copy, Saints Row, XBox360
4. 1 Copy, Gears of War, XBox360
5. 1 Copy, Conan, XBox360
6. 1 Copy, Marvel Ultimate Alliance, XBox 360


(Heh, local game store had a deal, buy 2 used games get 1 free.)

You should have bought another to get 1 more free, you failz!  :maf

Nah. Saints row was new.
They didnt have any other used games that I wanted or didnt already have. :( Other wise I would have.

My bad I assumed they were all used cause you didn't specify I HAVE MADE AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME! :punch 

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2008, 05:52:40 PM »
But he's my dark side :(

Oh please, you were a complete asshole under the Powerslave name as well.  I absolutely loved it but saying you've gotten any better or worse since the change is a complete farce.
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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2008, 06:11:54 PM »
You're so serious, loosen up. What you said didn't even make sense.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 06:14:28 PM by Eli Porter »

lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2008, 06:15:07 PM »
You're so serious, loosen up. What you said didn't even make sense.

:heart you either way. Eli or Power. :)
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2008, 06:18:38 PM »
You're so serious, loosen up. What you said didn't even make sense.

:heart you either way. Eli or Power. :)

The feeling is mutual  :-[

But I don't like Laramie anymore. He called me an asshole. :maf


edit because you edited your last post because I edited mine :  :P
« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 06:40:43 PM by Eli Porter »

Laramie

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2008, 06:18:53 PM »
You're so serious, loosen up. What you said didn't even make sense.

I'm all loosey goosey.  What I meant to say is that I like you.  You were snarky as Powerslave and you're snarky as Eli Porter. 

Edit:  Bolded for that last comment.  :-* :-* :-*
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2008, 06:19:52 PM »
But I never said there was any 'change' in my online persona or anything. It's just a temp name change :-*

Laramie

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #25 on: May 01, 2008, 06:21:01 PM »
But I never said there was any 'change' in my online persona or anything. It's just a temp name change :-*

Nuh uh, honey.  You said that Eli was your dark side but both sides are the same luminosity.
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Powerslave

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #26 on: May 01, 2008, 06:23:35 PM »
and that is what you took so seriously. It was just a fucking joke smh ::)

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2008, 06:27:00 PM »
and that is what you took so seriously. It was just a fucking joke smh ::)

I took nothing seriously!  You took this seriously.  I should be s'ing my h but instead you're s'ing your h. Ridiculous.

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2008, 06:37:13 PM »

Tauntaun

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« Last Edit: May 01, 2008, 09:32:28 PM by Tauntaun »
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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2008, 06:47:57 PM »
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lordmaji

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2008, 07:12:53 PM »
My main 360 controller left stick button stopped working.

Normally I wouldn't care but I use it a lot in PSU, so I got this


Ganhyun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #33 on: May 02, 2008, 10:10:17 AM »
My main 360 controller left stick button stopped working.

Normally I wouldn't care but I use it a lot in PSU, so I got this

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Awesome dude. Yea, that left analog will go out if you play alot of FPS games. Or you do like I tend to do when I get 'really' into a game and press on it super hard like thats gonna make the character move faster, lol.
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Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #34 on: May 02, 2008, 11:07:22 AM »
I took home my new guitar last night (thursday).  :hyper  :rock  I'll post pics with me and it later.



:rock :rock
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Herr Mafflard

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #35 on: May 02, 2008, 11:47:59 AM »
I took home my new guitar last night (thursday).  :hyper  :rock  I'll post pics with me and it later.

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:rock :rock


You can take someone's eye out with that thing.


I went to buy GTA4, couldn't find it so I brought 4 dvds instead: 






 

Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2008, 12:00:39 PM »
^ Awesome choices except for Rush Hour 3, I take it you haven't seen the movie yet?  If it's still wrapped up exchange it, trust me.   :'(
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Herr Mafflard

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2008, 12:04:51 PM »
^ Awesome choices except for Rush Hour 3, I take it you haven't seen the movie yet?  If it's still wrapped up exchange it, trust me.   :'(


But I must see it damnit! I'm a Jackie Chan fanboy.

So much so that, out of all those films, I'm looking forward to watching RH3 the most. I've seen Blade Runner and Apocalypse Now before. Don't know much about 3:10 to Yuma.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2008, 12:11:07 PM by InfectedGib »

Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2008, 12:09:37 PM »
Dude rent it TRUST ME!  I saw it in the theaters last summer cause I looooooved 1 & 2.  3 is a cheap cheap cheap imitation of 1 & 2.  When your world crumbles at the terribleness of this movie I'd rather it hurt only $5 than $15-20.
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Herr Mafflard

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2008, 12:15:07 PM »
bu-bu-bu-but it completes my collection.

Ok, I'll watch it expecting the worse. That way I won't be that disappointed. Thanks for the heads-up.

Tauntaun

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Re: It's Jizzm Jazzm Day! What did you buy??
« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2008, 12:31:13 PM »
bu-bu-bu-but it completes my collection.

Ok, I'll watch it expecting the worse. That way I won't be that disappointed. Thanks for the heads-up.

Mmmm, now you're talking.  :-*  :hump

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