Day one of vacation. Damage: 400 dollars.

[TVC15]

So it is day one of my long-awaited vacation.  I just stopped by the dumpster to toss out some garbage, and I accidentally let the lid close on my hand.  Since I wasn't expecting it, I kinda stepped backwards quickly, like you do when you are trying to get away from something.  Backing up, I tripped on a concrete parking block, fell backwards, and hit my head on the fucking bumper of a car.  I don't think I was unconscious, but I was definitely down for a few seconds because I conked myself pretty fucking good.

I picked up my glasses, which had fallen off during the tumble, and now they are all scratched up.  These lenses were 300 bucks, and the scratches are front and center, and always in my line of sight when they are on.  They are now fucking useless.

When I fell, my ipod also fell out of my pocket, and my 100 dollar Sony headphones broke.  Well, at least the left one did.  What a fan-fucking-tastic vacation   I want drugs.

[Rman]

To make you feel better I loss $1000 in last week.

[TVC15]

I'm taking a fucking nap.  I just took like the equivalent to a baseball bat to the back of the head and I have a fucking heacdache.  Today has been a fucking disaster.

[Laramie]

I'm taking a fucking nap.  I just took like the equivalent to a baseball bat to the back of the head and I have a fucking heacdache.  Today has been a fucking disaster.

If you're concussed that might not be the best idea. 

[Ecrofirt]

TVC, see if there's an Association For The Blind in your area. It's a non-profit organization, and they can fill perscriptions for like $25. Yes, I'm serious.

[Joe Molotov]

I'm taking a fucking nap.  I just took like the equivalent to a baseball bat to the back of the head and I have a fucking heacdache.  Today has been a fucking disaster.

If you're concussed that might not be the best idea. 

There's only one way to know. Go to your place of business, and talk to the hot receptionist. If she finds you attractive and funny, then it's definitely a concussion, seek medical aid immediately.

[Madrun Badrun]

Imagining that made me laugh Whiteman, sorry.

What else do you have planned?  Other than being more cautious around garbage cans and not seeing clearly.

[Smooth Groove]

Sorry to hear your vacation started off so poorly.  I hope you didn't get hurt too badly. 

[Bildi]

That sucks.  Hopefully that's your quota of crap happenings for your whole vacation.

There's only one way to know. Go to your place of business, and talk to the hot receptionist. If she finds you attractive and funny, then it's definitely a concussion, seek medical aid immediately.

[TVC15]

TVC, see if there's an Association For The Blind in your area. It's a non-profit organization, and they can fill perscriptions for like $25. Yes, I'm serious.

Well, the glasses are just about (or slightly over) a month old.  Maybe they can just, I dunno, buff the lenses?  I'm going to go there tomorrow and see.

If you're concussed that might not be the best idea. 

It's not a concussion.  I've had them in the past.  I'm fine now.  Just needed a nap.  Had a dream that like, featured Magritte's Le Liberateur.  Bizarre.

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[Mupepe]

come over here.  i'll watch a movie and make your head feel better

[demi]

I TOLD you that you were a hazard to yourself

[FlameOfCallandor]

That sucks dude. I had my car towed today. 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I TOLD you that you were a hazard to yourself

don't let you get you

[Van Cruncheon]

he's his own worst enemy

oh god i will have PINK stuck in my head all evening, take my life NOW NOW NOW :'(

[Eric P]

that sounds rather horrible, sadly.

[TVC15]

I TOLD you that you were a hazard to yourself

I knew that before you told me!

[demi]

And it's still funny!

[Phoenix Dark]

at least you didn't get raped while you were down. i'm never going back to Cleveland