Author Topic: I and my family are out of money and I haven't eaten in two days. (Read 5066 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** May 02, 2008, 07:03:31 AM »

oh well, I was just chatting with a girl who happened to tell me she liked skinny guys, so hey

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #1 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:15:54 AM »

internet connectivity kinda helps in finding new jobs, so

warcock · « **Reply #2 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:22:28 AM »

get fafsa in summer :/
Usually the criteria are tightened though, like in my college u need to be fulltime the previous semester, 3.0 and have a low efc :/

demi · « **Reply #3 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:26:36 AM »

That's what you get for being a CS major... or something gay

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** May 02, 2008, 07:45:32 AM »

oh well, back to writing cover letters that nobody will ever read

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:47:43 AM »

How old are you?

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:52:51 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 02, 2008, 07:15:54 AM

internet connectivity kinda helps in finding new jobs, so

The library is free, so..

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:55:45 AM »

doesn't work for me, for various reasons I don't feel like going into.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2008, 09:56:23 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 02, 2008, 07:45:32 AM

oh well, back to writing cover letters that nobody will ever read

I have a Master's degree and I have been unemployed for 1 year, if that makes you feel any better.

Eric P · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:00:52 AM »

man, i don't understand that at all.

is your masters in Art Studies?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:17:29 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 02, 2008, 10:00:52 AM

man, i don't understand that at all.

is your masters in Art Studies?

Master of Science in Accounting, but I only have a 3 month internship under my belt. No one in Michigan is willing to make unexperienced hires, even with my superior education and grades.

Eric P · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:20:38 AM »

woof, that's really unfortunate.

have you considered moving to a real state?

Ganhyun · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:25:50 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 02, 2008, 10:20:38 AM

woof, that's really unfortunate.

have you considered moving to a real state?

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:32:24 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on May 02, 2008, 10:20:38 AM

woof, that's really unfortunate.

have you considered moving to a real state?

Been looking in the Chicagoland area, but the job market is much more competetive there. Either that or I can move to Detroit and get on Kwame's payroll

Eric P · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2008, 10:46:21 AM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 02, 2008, 10:32:24 AM

Quote from: Eric P on May 02, 2008, 10:20:38 AM
woof, that's really unfortunate.

have you considered moving to a real state?
Been looking in the Chicagoland area, but the job market is much more competetive there. Either that or I can move to Detroit and get on Kwame's payroll

good luck!

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:00:26 AM »

move to Houston! The only city in the US with more Fortune 500 companies is NYC and the job market is generally ranked 1st or 2nd in the nation.

Plus you can crash at my place and we can play gta iv and touch each other

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2008, 11:04:21 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on May 02, 2008, 11:00:26 AM

move to Houston! The only city in the US with more Fortune 500 companies is NYC and the job market is generally ranked 1st or 2nd in the nation.

Plus you can crash at my place and we can play gta iv and touch each other

This is your course of action.

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lordmaji · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:15:11 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 02, 2008, 01:11:58 PM

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 02, 2008, 10:17:29 AM
Quote from: Eric P on May 02, 2008, 10:00:52 AM
man, i don't understand that at all.

is your masters in Art Studies?

Master of Science in Accounting, but I only have a 3 month internship under my belt. No one in Michigan is willing to make unexperienced hires, even with my superior education and grades.

oh, that scares me. Yup, that scares me.

$:-\$ Thank god I have 7 years of managerial experience...but no accounting experience. I've been thinking of just doing my MBA instead of MSA. I need to get out of this state.

Where are ya from?

The jizzob your in now is probably in the best position for job security in Michigan. $:-\$

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 02, 2008, 01:11:58 PM

oh, that scares me. Yup, that scares me.

$:-\$ Thank god I have 7 years of managerial experience...but no accounting experience. I've been thinking of just doing my MBA instead of MSA. I need to get out of this state.

Where are ya from?

Right now I am living in Kalamazoo with my fiance. My degree is from GVSU.

Edit: Just noticed that you're from KZoo too, hook me up with an interview

lordmaji · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:20:49 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 02, 2008, 01:18:20 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 02, 2008, 01:11:58 PM
oh, that scares me. Yup, that scares me.

$:-\$ Thank god I have 7 years of managerial experience...but no accounting experience. I've been thinking of just doing my MBA instead of MSA. I need to get out of this state.

Where are ya from?
Right now I am living in Kalamazoo with my fiance. My degree is from GVSU.

Edit: Just noticed that you're from KZoo too, hook me up with an interview

I be also. work at the same place and FA.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:21:52 PM »

lol. Well, while i'm not up there, ShogunofFear and I work together.

lordmaji · « **Reply #21 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:24:12 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 02, 2008, 01:21:33 PM

you don't live in kalamazoo, you damned hick. You live in Three Rivers

you grew up there.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #22 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:24:31 PM »

Alright, there are enough of you Southwest Michiganders here, someone should be able to get me an interview. lol

Rman · « **Reply #23 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:25:01 PM »

FA, how did you get so much experience so young? Have you been working the same job since high school? Not bad. You have an amazing head start if that's the case.

lordmaji · « **Reply #24 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Rman on May 02, 2008, 01:25:01 PM

FA, how did you get so much experience so young? Have you been working the same job since high school? Not bad. You have an amazing head start if that's the case.

He's cute and gives a great hand job.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:52:31 PM »

I just ate some ramen noodles

Barry Egan · « **Reply #26 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:53:35 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 02, 2008, 01:52:31 PM

I just ate some ramen noodles

what flavour?

Beardo · « **Reply #27 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:54:14 PM »

You can get spaghetti and sauce fairly cheap.

$1.00 noodles + $5 Sauce = at least 5 meals

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #28 on:** May 02, 2008, 01:57:05 PM »

chicken

Tauntaun · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:25:07 PM »

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Watch from 0:50-1:49

lordmaji · « **Reply #30 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:28:07 PM »

Kestastrophe

did you try and get a jizzob at Stryker? or Pfizer? Also I know their is a big accounting firm by Steak and Shake on Westnedge by 94. That huge office building down there has a couple accounting firms in it, from what I know. I can't remember the damn name atm.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #31 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:31:28 PM »

Why in the hell would anyone live in Kalamazoo? If you're going to be stuck in Michigan, the ruptured nut of America, at least have the common sense to live in Ann Arbor.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #32 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:37:48 PM »

I'm not in Michigan

lordmaji · « **Reply #33 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:39:19 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 02, 2008, 02:37:48 PM

I'm not in Michigan

wrong person. I ment Kestastrophe.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #34 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:43:18 PM »

Quote from: lordmaji on May 02, 2008, 02:28:07 PM

Kestastrophe

did you try and get a jizzob at Stryker? or Pfizer? Also I know their is a big accounting firm by Steak and Shake on Westnedge by 94. That huge office building down there has a couple accounting firms in it, from what I know. I can't remember the damn name atm.

I interviewed at Stryker awhile ago, no job offer. Pfizer has just about no presence in Kzoo, but I did interview at MPI Research (twice).

The accounting firm that you are talking about is Plante-Moran and I have sent a resume there, but no interview.

lordmaji · « **Reply #35 on:** May 02, 2008, 02:58:57 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on May 02, 2008, 02:43:18 PM

Quote from: lordmaji on May 02, 2008, 02:28:07 PM
Kestastrophe

did you try and get a jizzob at Stryker? or Pfizer? Also I know their is a big accounting firm by Steak and Shake on Westnedge by 94. That huge office building down there has a couple accounting firms in it, from what I know. I can't remember the damn name atm.
I interviewed at Stryker awhile ago, no job offer. Pfizer has just about no presence in Kzoo, but I did interview at MPI Research (twice).

The accounting firm that you are talking about is Plante-Moran and I have sent a resume there, but no interview.

I'll keep a look out for ya man.

I asked someone who's ex works there and they said. "they do a lot their other hiring through campus interviews" and you should look online at http://www.broncojobs.wmich.edu I guess they do a bunch of hiring straight out of WMU. According to the info I just got. Also considering tax season is over it might get a bit harder. Also scope http://www.cumulusjobs.com

max_cool · « **Reply #36 on:** May 02, 2008, 05:05:44 PM »

Quote from: Beardo on May 02, 2008, 01:54:14 PM

You can get spaghetti and sauce fairly cheap.

$1.00 noodles + $5 Sauce = at least 5 meals

$5 sauce??? get the sauce in a can - $1.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #37 on:** May 03, 2008, 12:57:12 AM »

I like skinny guys.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #38 on:** May 03, 2008, 01:39:19 AM »

my 16-year old sister just bought me a nice meal, she's the only one of us with a job atm lol

lordmaji · « **Reply #39 on:** May 03, 2008, 01:43:52 AM »

I'm 26 and just started playing Magic.

I feel like i have jumped the shark. I'm a boring nerd.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:02:48 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on May 03, 2008, 01:39:19 AM

my 16-year old sister just bought me a nice meal, she's the only one of us with a job atm lol

I will trade nude pics for food
if somebody will teach me how to photoshop them to look nice

So she's not hot then? that's to bad.

I'll feed you tough if you come live with me and teach me a little compsci theory.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:16:06 AM »

ugh, I shouldn't have put those two remarks in the same post should I

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #42 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:17:05 AM »

I will trade nude pics of myself for food
if someone shows me how to photoshop them so I look nice

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:20:14 AM »

I knew what you meant. I just wanted to find out if your sister was hot.

...Well?

Anyways I think we should should start an EB feed Recursive's family fund. I'd paypal $10. who's in?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #44 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:21:12 AM »

we're actually ok right now for a while, but thanks

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #45 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:23:21 AM »

yeah, i'd just spend it on quadruple espresso

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #46 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:24:44 AM »

I was trying to impress your sister with my benevolence.

lordmaji · « **Reply #47 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:38:18 AM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on May 03, 2008, 02:22:31 AM

I'd rather not put money in a paypal, since poor people usually use their money for drugs or alcohol. But I'd buy food!

Drugs here! :p

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #48 on:** May 03, 2008, 03:16:32 PM »

I said we're doing ok right now, and have no need for donations (but I appreciate the offers). I really did go two days without eating though.

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Author Topic: I and my family are out of money and I haven't eaten in two days. (Read 5066 times)