Author Topic: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced? (Read 6291 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 08, 2006, 02:43:26 PM »

I think young people need to start voting more and become more educated about voting in general. And if they don't vote... they should die

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:44:24 PM »

Yeah, I'm ready to die.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:46:14 PM »

There should be incentives. Like everytime you vote you get an extra $10 deposited into your social security savings.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:48:36 PM »

There should be no incentives. If you can't respect your right and duty to vote, you should be murdered.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:49:48 PM »

Heres an idea, if you dont vote your forced to give back 24 hours to your comunity. Or something like that. Too bad we dont have the pain monster.

Cheebs · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:50:19 PM »

If you don't vote Bz shows you his tits.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:53:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2006, 02:48:36 PM

There should be no incentives. If you can't respect your right and duty to vote, you should be murdered.

In fact, young people who don't vote should be forced to fight an illegal immigrant to the death, on national television. If the American wins, he remains a citizen. If the illegal immigrant wins, he can become a citizen and bring his family to this great country.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:57:05 PM »

Why should I vote democrat in WA in national elections? Its never going to be close here. No reason. Local elections I can understand the need, but national. Lol wtf bunch of backwards crap.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:58:02 PM »

You're going to die.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:59:01 PM »

So much for freedom eh lolz.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:59:39 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 08, 2006, 02:57:05 PM

Why should I vote democrat in WA in national elections? Its never going to be close here. No reason. Local elections I can understand the need, but national. Lol wtf bunch of backwards crap.

If you were Rosa Parks you'd still be sitting at the back of the bus

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:00:59 PM »

Back of the Bus has the biggest seats!

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:01:15 PM »

I think death is a bit extreme. How about VOTE OR GET SHANKED?

It would give our prison population something to do.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:01:19 PM »

Plus, MAF likes to sit with black people.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:02:10 PM »

Black people RULE. you heard it here first!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:04:28 PM »

People don't know Rosa Parks really went to jail for selling crack cocaine in the back of public buses

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:08:30 PM »

Another FYI: Rosa Parks was the first to invent aluminum can bongs. She preferred Tab.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:09:18 PM »

Rosa Parks killed Tupac.

Cheebs · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:10:04 PM »

Rosa Parks sucked.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:10:19 PM »

FYI: Rosa Parks stopped a Predator during one of it's 'hunts' on an inner-city bus route.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:10:41 PM »

I shouldn't be making fun of her lol. She was real nice to me when I met her; I shooker her hand omg.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:10:42 PM »

She teamed up with Danny Glover. True story.

Cheebs · « **Reply #22 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:12:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2006, 03:10:41 PM

I shouldn't be making fun of her lol. She was real nice to me when I met her; I shooker her hand omg.

did you touch her hair

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:13:33 PM »

Rosa Park's hair smells like Elmer's glue.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:15:02 PM »

No I shook her hand and asked her if she wanted to come to the zoo with me and my class. She said she was too old to go to the zoo.

SHOT DOWN BY ROSA PARKS!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:15:25 PM »

What the fuck? What an ungrateful bitch.

Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:15:41 PM »

You should have smacked her in the face.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 03:15:41 PM

You should have smacked her in the face.

Vizzys · « **Reply #28 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:17:52 PM »

"Phoenix Dark Bitchslaps Rosa Parks"

Cheebs · « **Reply #29 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:18:31 PM »

PD if you bitch slapped her it would show how manly you are. All the ladies would want to have sex with you.

You failed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #30 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:19:09 PM »

Rosa Parks slept around too; she probably would've popped your cherry.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:19:26 PM »

You should pushed her out of the way so she couldnt drink from the water fountain!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:19:49 PM »

Black people's water fountains tasted better anyway.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #33 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:21:17 PM »

that's because unlike WHITE PEOPLE they dont latch their freaking face onto the fountain

Cheebs · « **Reply #34 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:22:04 PM »

are black restrooms more dirty or cleaner?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #35 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:22:48 PM »

I think all guys are incapable of landing their own pee in a large basin 2 inches from their crotch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:22:57 PM »

Our big lips just suck in the water. No need to attach our mouth to the fountain, as I've seen many asian people do

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:23:04 PM »

I always thought their water fountains tasted better because the chocolate washed off their faces into the water.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:26:18 PM »

God damn

APF · « **Reply #39 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:27:24 PM »

Like Bruce Lee, many people vote by not voting. Especially when they wish to express disapproval at their own party.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #40 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:27:56 PM »

Thats just...jesus, Willco.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #41 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:29:41 PM »

It's okay - my sister is black. I am allowed to make black jokes as long as I don't use the "n-word". Or mention watermelons.

Vizzys · « **Reply #42 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:33:10 PM »

Willco:

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:34:15 PM »

Cheebs · « **Reply #44 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:34:29 PM »

Willco doesn't like watermelon?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:35:38 PM »

Of course not. Do you think my ears hang low or wobble to and fro?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #46 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:46:30 PM »

See, I heard a version of that song...a really bad one. I told my friends and they were shocked and asked where I heard it and I dont remember.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #47 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:25:11 PM »

Quote from: Viz on November 08, 2006, 02:44:24 PM

Yeah, I'm ready to die.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #48 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:18:41 PM »

If it was enforced I'd be totally screwed :'( :'( :'(

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:20:46 PM »

One less fugly Canadian to deal with!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #50 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:21:24 PM »

I imagine a bunch of EBers fapping away to Cloudwalking's predicament

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #51 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:31:15 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 05:21:24 PM

I imagine a bunch of EBers fapping away to Cloudwalking's predicament

Surely you jest! $:-\$

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #52 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:06:16 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 08, 2006, 06:05:38 PM

Do you really want more uneducated votes?

This is why we still have the electoral college, mister.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #53 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:15:02 PM »

No no, I mean racist sounding.

etiolate · « **Reply #54 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:15:49 PM »

Not voting is a right as well as voting is.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #55 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:18:46 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2006, 05:20:46 PM

One less fugly Canadian to deal with!

:santocry

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #56 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:19:42 PM »

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #57 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:58:50 PM »

With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.

You, sir, are a freedom hating terrorist. And you hate black people.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #58 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:00:00 PM »

I approve.

Even though I'd be killed.

Cheebs · « **Reply #59 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:01:54 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on November 08, 2006, 06:58:50 PM

With voting at an all time low, NOT voting is the most American thing you can do.

You, sir, are a freedom hating terrorist.

Well this was the apparently second highest mid-term turnout in history.

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Author Topic: Should VOTE OR DIE be enforced? (Read 6291 times)