Im sure you guys see this type of thread alot, but I need to post some odd things my roommate does.
1. He doesn't shower, at least in the normal sense. Whenever I take a shower the nob is always turned as if he was taking a bath, but we have no drain plug. I think he gives himself bird baths.
2. He doesn't wash his clothes because he thinks the apartment laundry mat is dirty. He has this notion that hobos poo in the washer and dryer, thus rendering it unsanitary. To make up for this he wears his clothes for 3 or 4 days in a row.
3. He has no job and sleeps on the couch even though he has his own room.
4. When he goes back home he brings back the most random shit. His car is always filled with old clothes and toys from the early 1990s. He claims he takes the items to goodwill but when he goes he only drops off a few things and says he will drop off the rest later. One time he brought back a broken violin that was in our living room for a few months even though he has nothing in his room. When I asked about it he told me he was trying to sell it. He would then proceed to take it to his car where it would rest for a week then take it back inside for a week etc... on and on until it just disappeared.
5. I walked by his door just now and saw a huge micro machine set from 15 years ago unopened and I asked about he got really really mad.
6. In some regards he claims he is a clean freak. He always asks me if I washed my hands when I use the restroom.
7. One time he brought back orange hair coloring from 1994. When I asked about it he said he didnt want to throw it away cause that would be wasteful. He then started to dye his hair orange.
