Author Topic: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms... (Read 4479 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** November 08, 2006, 02:50:16 PM »

... on the sidewalk. What the hell. It was an open tin, like the kind chocolate is in, filled with assorted condoms. Is this some kind of prank?

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:51:29 PM »

Try one out.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:52:10 PM »

too small lol am i rite

(i need a trash bag and rubberbands)

Cheebs · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:52:22 PM »

It's a sign of the destruction of the morals in this country due to democratic control.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 08, 2006, 02:52:22 PM

It's a sign of the destruction of the morals in this country due to democratic control.

It's only a matter of time before we start finding fetuses wrapped in discarded bubble gum wrappers

Melissa · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM »

THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:55:48 PM »

I had this hilarious co-worker at a Staples way back when. One day after we all closed the store we were walking to our cars and he opened his and I shit you not condoms just spilled out like a flow of water. We all loled and went home.

Vizzys · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:56:06 PM »

Mystery solved.

whiteACID · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:57:38 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM

THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.

I'm still convinced that blow was yours

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** November 08, 2006, 02:58:45 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM

THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.

You won me over with your local references.

FUN FACT: I worked at that Target when I first moved here for extra cash for three weeks.

Garnet · « **Reply #10 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM »

They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!

whiteACID · « **Reply #11 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:43:02 PM »

Quote from: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM

They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!

wtf did you just say?

Garnet · « **Reply #12 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:44:45 PM »

T'would make sense if you were English

Let me re phrase:
Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please dude!"
Now 7-11 do them in isle 5 next to the Baked Beans!

...hmmm...still doesn't really make sense. Point taken. Shall we fuck?

Tigerriot · « **Reply #13 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:45:02 PM »

Quote from: blackACID on November 08, 2006, 03:43:02 PM

Quote from: Garnet on November 08, 2006, 03:35:56 PM
They don't come in packets any more??!!

Gone are the days when you could walk in to a local shop and ask for "10 ribbed please mate!"
Now Tesco do them in isle 5 next to the Heinz Big Soup!
wtf did you just say?

Error Macro · « **Reply #14 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:46:59 PM »

I'm not English, and I understood what Garnet said.

Garnet · « **Reply #15 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:48:25 PM »

^______^

It just.......wasn't amusing

Error Macro · « **Reply #16 on:** November 08, 2006, 03:53:34 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:16:09 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 02:55:26 PM

THANK YOU!! Where were they??? I was at Target on Vineland & Victory and I'm pretty sure someone took that off my front seat. Thanks for finding them!! I'll be by when you get off work to pick them up.

You use condoms?

-1 Respect

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM »

Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle

Garnet · « **Reply #19 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:23:54 PM »

well said Corny! And agreed

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:33:01 PM »

Make water baloons out of them.

Melissa · « **Reply #21 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM

Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle

Of course we don't - but whoever we drag home is forced to wear them.

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:45:45 PM

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on November 08, 2006, 04:20:36 PM
Yeah what's up with that, Melissa? Aren't you in a committed relationship?

Whenever I get serious with a young lady, we get tested as soon as possible, because fucking with a rubber ain't my kinda lifestyle
Of course we don't - but whoever we drag home is forced to wear them.

$:-\$

You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?

Melissa · « **Reply #23 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM

You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?

You also prepay for a full year in advance and carry your bi-weekly test results in your wallet. You get special treatment.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #24 on:** November 08, 2006, 04:51:56 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #25 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:07:48 PM »

Wow, awesome.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #26 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:16:06 PM »

I wonder if Shake didn't know whether to post

or

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on November 08, 2006, 05:16:06 PM

I wonder if Shake didn't know whether to post or

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:32:28 PM »

Quote from: Melissa on November 08, 2006, 04:48:00 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 08, 2006, 04:46:37 PM
You didn't make me wear one.

Then again, I didn't have to really be dragged. Or am I just special?
You also prepay for a full year in advance and carry your bi-weekly test results in your wallet. You get special treatment.

But what if you get prego?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:34:08 PM »

How is that relevant?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #30 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:34:39 PM »

Mmmmm, I love Prego.

Vizzys · « **Reply #31 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:37:47 PM »

Im a pace guy myself.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #32 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:42:17 PM »

I saw the weirdest thing coming home from school today:

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tranvestite homeless man

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Hella old too.

Did the condoms bother you, Willco?

cloudwalking · « **Reply #33 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM »

I remember finding a condom on the ground while hanging out with my friends at recess in the schoolyard. It was 5th grade I think

WTF was that doing in the schoolyard.

And yes, condoms suck.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:48:03 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

And yes, condoms suck.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Mupepe · « **Reply #35 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:58:08 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on November 08, 2006, 06:46:55 PM

I remember finding a condom on the ground while hanging out with my friends at recess in the schoolyard. It was 5th grade I think WTF was that doing in the schoolyard.

And yes, condoms suck.

Did you think it was gum and chew it?

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Author Topic: So, I just walked outside to help my co-worker and found a tin of condoms... (Read 4479 times)