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Vizzys

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Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« on: November 08, 2006, 04:14:56 PM »
 :lol

*Gets off of computer to answer door*

"Hi there were out here in the cold handing out these religous broshures!"

Me: "Oh...Ok..." *stares blankly*

"If you could just take some time to read this"

"Ok."

*I try to hold back two rottweilers from breaking screen door.*

"Yeah I don't want you to let them out, so I'm just gonna place this right here"

Me: "Good Idea"

They promptly then walk away, I roll my eyes and then close the door. SHE HAD CRAZY EYES. She said it was really important and that they were spreading this TO THE WORLD.

Discuss...
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brawndolicious

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2006, 04:17:09 PM »
What were they?

MrAngryFace

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2006, 04:18:18 PM »
I can always tell religious types by their TRENCHCOATS
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Vizzys

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2006, 04:22:54 PM »
They didnt say, but the two page packet says:

"THE END OF FALSE RELIGION IS NEAR!"

On a background with a lightning storm.

Inside the bullet points say this:

False Religion....

Meddles in war and politics

Spreads false Doctrine

Tolerates Immoral Sex

Followed by some cool pictures of a 7 headed tiger being ridden by a medieval times looking girl drinking from a chalice.

Lots of quotes from the book of Matthew and Revelation.

EDIT: yeah they were Jehovah's Witnesses
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brawndolicious

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2006, 04:24:56 PM »
Isn't it sinful for men in that religion to have sex?

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Oh god, the girl in front of me just said that her horoscope says she's pregnant.

Vizzys

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2006, 04:26:20 PM »
Awesome.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2006, 04:28:09 PM »
Awesome.
Pregnant girl or the sin?

Vizzys

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2006, 04:30:47 PM »
The horoscope thing.
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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2006, 06:24:09 PM »
They didnt say, but the two page packet says:

"THE END OF FALSE RELIGION IS NEAR!"

On a background with a lightning storm.

Inside the bullet points say this:

False Religion....

Meddles in war and politics

Spreads false Doctrine

Tolerates Immoral Sex

Followed by some cool pictures of a 7 headed tiger being ridden by a medieval times looking girl drinking from a chalice.

Lots of quotes from the book of Matthew and Revelation.

EDIT: yeah they were Jehovah's Witnesses

Hey, I got that same brochure the other week.
MMA

Vizzys

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2006, 06:32:15 PM »
Seems they ARE spreading it to the world. THEY HAVE ALASKA and wherever you are from.
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brawndolicious

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Re: Religious truth spreading people just visited me! Oh boy!
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 06:34:30 PM »
The horoscope thing.
Ah.

It's weird, I thought JW were black-exclusive?